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- lucasftw, on 11/05/2009, -9/+177He married a girl who never blew him?
- JDLamb88, on 11/06/2009, -1/+130She's probably allergic to cooking as well.
- Shitokki, on 11/05/2009, -1/+88"Almost immediately the bride was in unbearable pain."
2 second guy. in out in ...squirt. Now everyone knows. Sucks to be him. - angrytortilla, on 11/06/2009, -0/+86That's an oddly specific circumstance.
- SPARTACVS, on 11/06/2009, -0/+77I believe they said she was allergic to the proteins from SPERM. Meaning that yeah, if he got some work done to his ol' series of tubes, he could still nut one off in/on his preferred body part and she'd be inflammation-free. Should probably make a batch for the freezer first though because she could still have invitro later, because the sperm and egg would have already made a zygote before it was injected back into her stork basket.
- LinkinKnight, on 11/06/2009, -0/+77that was an odd mix of slightly crude and intelligent diction choice.
- newsmonster, on 11/05/2009, -3/+75Wonder what it would do to her face?
- Someb0dy, on 11/06/2009, -3/+74*Squirts in Eye*
"BOOM HEADSHOT!" - ChronicColonic, on 11/05/2009, -2/+70His blood and sperm are acid - I think we discovered Alien.
- muxaulo, on 11/05/2009, -3/+68Just as bad as finding out that your partner has herpes on your honeymoon.
- Rejeckted, on 11/06/2009, -0/+61was his first mistake...
- supersheep7, on 11/06/2009, -0/+45"and, in the severe situations … they can ... potentially die."
Did anybody else read that in a really dramatic tone? - bakedpajamas, on 11/06/2009, -0/+37He's lucky. My wife was allergic to my penis.
- KokomoNYC, on 11/06/2009, -1/+38I'M MELTING! OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD!
- ldsan, on 11/06/2009, -8/+43this is the best xkcd ever!
- TrevorBradley, on 11/06/2009, -0/+31Not to be pedantic but allergic to sperm or semen? They're not the same thing (especially after a vasectomy).
- lazybuoy, on 11/06/2009, -0/+31Had to digg you for "stork basket"
- digitalArtform, on 11/06/2009, -1/+32Oh THAT old excuse.
- istoner, on 11/06/2009, -4/+34This is exactly why you should knock women up before you marry them.
- iPerphekt, on 11/06/2009, -2/+29At first I was like :D
And then I was like D: - IKORKYI, on 11/06/2009, -4/+28does it really matter? once you're married, she will never blow you again.
- peligro666, on 11/06/2009, -4/+27"The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning."
*FAP FAP FAP FAP* - angrytortilla, on 11/06/2009, -0/+23All jokes aside, that's a very sad situation. Maybe a little Claritin and she'll be good to go? Does it work like that?
- SurlyDugg, on 11/06/2009, -0/+22She takes the "Not tonight, I have a headache" excuse to whole new levels.
- Rejeckted, on 11/06/2009, -1/+18I dont think claritin works THAT well.
- peestandingup, on 11/06/2009, -9/+26AWWW, IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
On a side note, that's grounds for divorce. And that's what stupid people who wait until their wedding night to have rubber-less sex get.
And she obviously never blew him in that time either. Double-stupid on his part getting hitched up with such a prude. - Rixta, on 11/05/2009, -3/+20The pictures cute, but I bet NEITHER of them are smiling anymore!!!
- askantik, on 11/06/2009, -0/+13How the ***** can a woman be allergic to sperm? Talk about a genetic *****-up :P Man, and why do we need a picture of them? How does that help the story at all, except make it more visual in a way I didn't want?
- WiseBinky79, on 11/06/2009, -0/+13This is the best case for premarital unprotected sex ever!
- Avaseal, on 11/06/2009, -2/+13Seriously. Its like going out and buying a $60,000 car before test driving it first.
- mattb5, on 11/06/2009, -0/+11Yeah, you HAVE to get that before marriage. 'Cause you certainly ain't getting it after.
- agbullet, on 11/06/2009, -0/+10That's right. "We" can have a child, but only *you* can get pregnant.
- darkyplasma, on 11/06/2009, -2/+12She is screwed, and he isn't.
It's a lose-lose situation. Kinda sucks... - therealrico, on 11/06/2009, -0/+10I mean it would be hard enough to convince people not to digg down 1 spam llnk, but 200, your just being greedy and stupid!
- Wareznuke, on 11/06/2009, -2/+12Women have this mentality that men are a vital part in the whole pregnancy. All we do really is dump and run.
- explodingzebras, on 11/06/2009, -1/+11like a panda: eats shoots and leaves
- Animental, on 11/06/2009, -1/+10It beats the headache excuse.
- TheInformer, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7I'd be happy to take his place and let him watch.
- buddyfarr, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7even if she was a fast spitter, if she was allergic it would definitely had done something. too bad for him.
- DJMattB241, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7I read it like Horatio Caine.
"It looks like the victim... *gets glasses* ...got into... *puts on glasses* ...a sticky situation."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - supersonicjim, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7That's what I call a sticky situation!
- bmiami69, on 11/06/2009, -3/+10Divorce!
- omae, on 11/06/2009, -3/+9i saw this on tv the other day
all i could think was "he never painted her?" - DarkoKun, on 11/06/2009, -1/+7No one cares about that! The dude can't ever bust a nut in her.
- crossmr, on 11/06/2009, -1/+7What about artificial insemination? This seems like a glaring detail that is left out of the article.. if the egg is already fertilized will her body react to it?
- peligro666, on 11/06/2009, -4/+10Is this how gays feel when they get hemorrhoids?
- M3tALHaz3, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6I am dating a girl who was allergic to her ex's sperm
But she's not allergic to mine
Which is awesome for me.....But make me wonder why I am different.......lol - jster89, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6Weirdly enough it does.
- OasisR123, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6yes, probably she was a fast spitter or never blew him
- bizchris, on 11/06/2009, -3/+8If you don't think sex is an important factor in your marriage, you're fooling yourself.
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