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- nahsrocketeer75, on 07/15/2009, -0/+61That's like asking why tornadoes always target trailer parks. They just do.
- republikdh, on 07/16/2009, -0/+44"If youve never been to a Waffle House, just imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles" - Jim Gaffigan
- BREZZZ, on 07/16/2009, -0/+29Why is there always one letter of "WAFFLE HOUSE" burned out?
- effingvic, on 07/15/2009, -2/+26I read that as "tomatoes". I need more sleep.
- TevinC, on 07/16/2009, -0/+17'Cause waffle houses are the only thing open at 3 am and that's where all the drunk jerks go.
- idbjoshm, on 07/16/2009, -0/+10Here's something you'll never hear at a Waffle House, "NICE JOB CLEANING UP!"
- factsahoy, on 07/16/2009, -1/+11Not necessarily. The fact that Waffle Houses are open at all hours increases the likelihood of fringe characters congregating there.
- tomarocco, on 07/16/2009, -0/+9Better than one letter of Black Angus being burnt out.
- celotil, on 07/16/2009, -2/+11The reapers eat there, that's why.
- mostie, on 07/15/2009, -1/+10tomato or tornado, either way would have worked for me
- asgardshill, on 07/16/2009, -0/+9Bingo. The food ain't Wolfgang Puck or Tavern on the Green, but the price is right and there's plenty of it which really is all I ask at 3 AM when I'm on the road.
- ahalia, on 07/15/2009, -1/+8Yeah at least you know where to go when the aliens come into town..
- celotil, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6Don't digg me down, Peanut, it's unbecoming.
/hint - factsahoy, on 07/16/2009, -1/+7Exactly. This isn't exactly a big mystery.
- SpazAttack5000, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4Waffle Hose?
- unpredictedM, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3FTA: March 1999: Tonda Dickerson, a WH waitress in Montgomery, gets a lottery ticket as a tip. She wins $10 million. Four co-workers sue, saying they had a verbal agreement to split lottery winnings. Courts decide Dickerson gets to keep all the money.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - HeDiggMe, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4Because IHOP just wouldn't be as special.
- wjlaw100, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3you either work there, live across the street, or visit there every Saturday?
- pegothejerk, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4When God talks to me he usually ends it with "Oh, and you should get some waffles. It'll help you clear your head." Now I see it's a trick he's been setting up for years. I'm not going, and I'm switching to decaf. YOU HEAR ME GOD?! DECAF!
/walks off muttering - FlashBazbo, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Strange how four words can simultaneously induce hunger and colon spasms.
- silverchrysalis, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3scattered, smothered, covered and diced.
- johnsmith555, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3I feel like waffles.
- oban14, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3scattered, covered and chunked. nuff said.
- consonance, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4Maybe waffles are just too delicious for nature to handle their existence, and restaurants devoted to them bend space and time (possibly an act of a higher authority) in a way that draws cosmic weight to the establishments that serve this holy food. Perhaps the truth is that God loves his ***** waffles.
- Pthalio, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4that's Der Waffle Haus - completely different
- shauncorleone, on 07/16/2009, -1/+3Q: Why does it always happen at a Waffle House?
A: Because it can't ALWAYS happen in Florida. We need a break, too. - DThatsMe, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2I've seen fights at the local waffle house 3 saturdays in a row.
- Toshibi, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Why, yes, I have. I won't go into details. (okay, an ex worked at Waffle House)
- tomarocco, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2That reminds me of something out of a John Waters film.
- Emico, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2A $10 million tip at Waffle House... I bet the guy who gave her it has been kicking himself ever since.
- dawglse, on 07/16/2009, -1/+3low health regulations down south? Yeah, I'll admit that most waffle houses are pretty bad... but it's just that one chain that's bad. Most places in Texas at least are pretty well kept.
- wjlaw100, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Every once in a while we drive down from the north to Florida. We have played "punch wafflehouse". I had bruise when we arrived.
- dayv2005, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Haha that just reminded me of a time while i was in Central Park. My car was about to blow up and i pull up to the valet parking at Tavern on the green. Just because i wanted to see Central park.
- DThatsMe, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2The answer is: I Have drunkard friends that used to talk me into going with them all the time at 3am.
- EnnuiStudent, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2"There's always a letter out, occasionally it'll be the 'w' so it'll read Affle House."
- "King Baby" stand-up, Jim Gaffigan - factsahoy, on 07/16/2009, -1/+3But you might hear, "Just put that anywhere."
- wjlaw100, on 07/19/2009, -0/+1Bummer. up here, that type of destination is White Castle.
- ViscidGobs, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1I read that as "tomatoes". I need more "sheep".
- wrestlingnrj, on 07/16/2009, -1/+2Living in SoCal I had never heard about Waffle House's until I drove the 10 freeway all the way to Florida and then got sick of seeing them every other exit and have yet to still go inside one after making that drive about 7 times in the past few years.
- gothicgirl2, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1worlds greatest waffle house
- malloryhoke, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1I read tomatoes too the first time and had to re-read, ha.
- diemunkiesdie, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Excuse me but Waffle House is awesome! Shame on you!
- zjungleist, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1it's actually the funniest bit from a Jeff Garlin routine.
- theartfuldodgr, on 07/16/2009, -3/+4IHOPs in NJ are 24 hours.
- FlashBazbo, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1It's cheaper than cable.
- tiology, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1This was only mildly amusing five threads ago
- oinker262, on 07/16/2009, -1/+2Inevitable.
- WELLDOITLIVE, on 07/16/2009, -1/+2But New Jersey is GARBAGE
- WBWB, on 07/16/2009, -1/+2I kicked Kid Rock's ass at the Waffle House.
- sirdarksoul, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1If you've ever worked night shift at a Waffle House in the hood....you'd know why
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