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- cowabuse, on 10/12/2007, -8/+100Ronald McDonald's special milkshakes.
Do you believe in magic?
And I hope you do, you got clowns ejaculating on your milkshakes too.
I'm lovin' it. - synystar, on 10/12/2007, -18/+82It would have been more entertaining if they'd just replied "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -3/+63You know I have heard rumours that idiots plague countries all over the globe. Perhaps they hold some water.
- justice7, on 10/12/2007, -2/+61damn right, its better than yours
- SurrealDream, on 10/12/2007, -3/+58How else do you think they get it to be so thick?
- unknamed, on 10/12/2007, -3/+54@nofxjunkee
"You know I have heard rumours that idiots plague countries all over the globe. Perhaps they hold some water."
It's true!! And my plan of compiling a comprehensive international list of them is coming along nicely... I call it MySpace.com - JCSaint, on 10/12/2007, -3/+53I think instead of "offbeat" news, Digg should have a "beat off" news section. These stories seem to be getting popular lately.
=P - dustinmacdonald, on 10/12/2007, -1/+47Dugg for McDonald's answering literally every question asked, even questions such as "is it true you use uranium in your chili sauce?" and "why does a big mac taste like plastic?"
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -9/+48In the US its common practice to ejaculate in the milkshakes when they run low on milk.
edit: brett, are you sure you're commenting on the correct submission? - TheCount, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38I love how they say the employee would be dismissed if it turned out to be true, well I would ***** hope that would be a start. That entire store should be shut down if an employee ever busted a nut in someone's Mcflurry.
- albinoMithos, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Well, to be fair granny's milkshake did bring all the employees to the yard so...who could resist?
- koozebane, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Hey, she was HOT. Gimme a break.
- dohidied, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Made with 100% Irish cum.
- allywilson, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25"Why did I find hair in my burger?"
S'called puberty. - webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18""is it true you use uranium in your chili sauce?""
"No, uranium would be unsuitable for including in a sauce. Polonium, however, is used extensively. It really makes you feel warm inside." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+23@brettandrew: You speak as though Britain isn't full of porkers stuffing themselves with Fish n Chips and other such 'healthy' foods.
The UK certainly hasn't got the moral high-ground when it points its sausage-like fingers at any other country on the subject of weight.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/obesity/index.shtml
"Adult obesity rates have almost quadrupled in the last 25 years. Now 22% of Britons are obese and three-quarters are overweight.
The number of obese children has tripled in 20 years. 10% of six year olds are obese, rising to 17% of 15 year olds." - steviebaby, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19An incredibly stupid comment R911
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15It was a customer inquiry, all spelling mistakes remain.
- redheadguy719, on 10/12/2007, -4/+16"Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother's milkshake?"
now her milkshake is better than yours - judicar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13A few more good ones:
"What is the average semen content of a big mac?"
"I heard that your burge meat is taken from the vagina of cows." - steviebaby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I wouldn't be surprised if it was the most nutritious item on the menu...
- nestafett, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Who said they hate it in Europe? when I lived in Switzerland the McDonalds in my town was always full, and there are a hell of alot of mcdonalds in paris and i dont think theyd be there if they werent popular.
- friedman420, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8well she said it tasted good, i don't see what the problem is........
- wibblewobble, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8it says that this is an urban myth with no truth... not true... I live in Reading (UK) and an employee at the Lower Earley branch was sacked for ejaculating into the fries - it made the local papers last year, not myth - fact.
- M2Ys4U, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8it must have stayed on the guy's hand after ejaculating into the milkshake
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7at least he observed the corporate policy of washing his hands before returning to work
- hudson99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7also:
"Why do you lie about your food content?"
"Have you stopped poisoning people?"
"Is it true that floor staff are instructed to annoy you with their mop to help you eat faster. Or are they just naturally annoying?"
and my favorite:
"Why was there a blister in my chicken burger? It popped in my mouth and has given me nightmares." - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Heres some more frequently asked questions:
Why do your staff always look so sad?
Why did my banana milkshake turn bright orange after a few hours stored in the fridge?
Why did I find hair in my burger? - webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Ah, so /that's/ why they were after my lucky charm...
- winterorange, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Better in your granny's shake than on my french fries!
I likes my fries salty...but not that salty. - hudson99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ah, but it wasn't a milkshake. So - as far as we know - still an urban myth. That's why they didn't put the fries on the FAQ page
- meace1234, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8I think someone just wants to hear Alex say this on Diggnation...followed...by,,,Do what....?
- hudson99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6And I thought the "Special Sauce" was only on the Big Macs...
- hudson99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Why did it have to be my GRANDMOTHER's milkshake?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Why did your employees ejaculate into my grandmother's milkshake?
To increase the nutitional value. - Jugalator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5There's no FAQ entry about "why did your employees piss in my milkshake"... Dun-dun-dun...
- PotoinMan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5pshh..who hasn't ejaculated into your grandmother's milkshake?
- xinit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Am I the only one that sees the unspoken part of the question?
...and not in mine? - Tetranitrate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4New: McDonalds Protein Shake
- allywilson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4How long before the classic "a friend of my friend found a chicken claw in a mcnugget" case appears, do you think?
- oofgeg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Haha! Check out this one:
http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/2469/mcd1ji0.png - Murdats, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5mrassman he is obviously proving the parent wrong in saying that the UK isnt much better then america
- felchdonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I like this one from the list of questions:
Question: "do you squeeze cow lips to make our milkshake.thats wat my my big brother said."
Answer: "No." - hudson99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3This site is a perfect example of why most sites have sections for "Frequently Asked Questions", rather than "Questions"
- rmmcclay, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3This is old news in Japan where Gokkun shakes rule.
- allancorbett, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Strangely I really want a Big Mac now...
- adcuz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Aha, this is just a generic reply I bet, they just have to insert "Bodily fluids" and it makes up a sentence..
- superstewy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Yup, those Europeans love Healthy Food. Nothing says healthy life decisions like a Deep Fried Mars Bar with Fries for dinner.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattstewart/40140042/ - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The old bitch needed some calcium!
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