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static.flickr.com — Best Private Parking Sign Ever. Anyone know where this is located?

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 20, 2007

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  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -8/+220awesome sign but why is this article in the news section and not picture section?
  • rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -12/+156"TO THE GUY WHO HAD SEX LAST NIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE''

    "You are not supposed to park where you do – at any time of the day. I consider myself a reasonably nice person that is why you haven’t been ticketed, towed, etc. However, today I draw the line. You have been parking your ugly car in front of my house every Monday through Thursday since January fairly regularly. You are blocking my view of the street.

    Perhaps you have merely overlooked the rather larger sign stating the rules for parking in this area whilst concentrating on maneuvering your car perfectly into position; and if that is the case, please, allow me to clarify: There is NO Parking (here) at any time except with an area 14 residential permit. This is a college town and parking is a nightmare, I know. However I presume that your reading skills are not what is at fault here. You think you are being really clever (by avoiding having to purchase a school permit or ride the bus).You know that APD has more important things to do then worry about petty parking crimes and you probably assumed that no one would care. This is WRONG. You are allowed to park permit-free further up the street should you feel the need, but this is a more residential area where “real” people live with their children and would rather you didn’t park wherever and drive around at all hours of the day . . . which leads me to my next point.

    DO NOT boff some girl in said car in front of my house, parked illegally on my street, under a freakin street lamp. This is college town, did you think no one would see? I mean seriously dude. If you were that horny, perhaps you should have moved to the backseat – that would have prevented repeated honking of the horn. I would have never even known what was going on if my walls weren’t so thin and the honking so regular (my god who goes on like that for well over an hour on a well lit street in front of a stranger’s house?).

    I don’t really care if you have to have sex in your car because you still live at home with mom and dad, I just want to enjoy a peaceful honk-free evening in the serenity of my own home. I do hope you understand this.

    If this car (and surrounding area) look familiar to you (see pic.) . . . please, please, please park somewhere . . . anywhere else.

    P.S. You look like you’re 12 years old.

    Oh yeah and Thank You. I don’t think I will ever be able to own a Toyota. As far as I could tell from the violent rocking of your car, they seem poorly constructed and well quite frankly, now they remind me of you."

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/314979450.html
  • iViper, on 10/10/2007, -3/+82If you find out let me know. I might park my mates car there and see what happens
  • TheWorm, on 10/10/2007, -16/+93Bury this *****. This is not funnyjunk.com
  • Intangible360, on 10/10/2007, -0/+67Surely you jest!
  • subxero37, on 10/10/2007, -0/+50Reminds me of a sign outside a local photography business... "Warning: trespassers will be shot" and in small letters, "with a camera."
  • aristotle0dude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+42His name is not Shirley.
  • MikeonTV, on 10/10/2007, -3/+42"Anyone know where this is located?"

    Ya! Saved in your photoshop folder!
  • AustinMeoang, on 10/10/2007, -1/+38-whoosh-
  • silvercrescent, on 10/10/2007, -2/+38Digg = 4chan + flickr
  • NineSpoons, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29...
  • Reziarfg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26*Woooosh*
  • MrPig, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25"I prefer television shows of the genre "World's Blankiest Blank."" - Fry
  • gbro, on 10/10/2007, -3/+28Gas break honk. Gas break honk. Honk honk punch. Gas gas gas.
  • PixelVision, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18Much fail detected
  • nreynolds, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13well... she is wearing the world's shortiest skirt.
  • feshmania, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13What's the vector Victor? Roger, Roger. We have clearance, Clarence.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12Pls post full url of funnyjunk.com? I wanna click.
  • tyywebb, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...
  • angusm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7My favorite 'do not park here' sign was one I saw in the Auvergne in France, in a place where they drive sheep up to the high pastures during the summer months. The hand-painted sign was placed by the gate to one of the fields and read something like "Before you park here, consider carefully what ten thousand panicking sheep stampeding over your car will do to your paintwork."
  • Fungo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7And while you're at it, where can I get one?
  • Seifey, on 10/10/2007, -4/+10-Vroom-
  • ferggo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Your failure does not necessarily reflect the abilities of the entire college-going demographic.
  • NinjitsuStylee, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Even my EYEBALLS are cussing at you.
  • shappenfit, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8photoshopland i believe. I actually think this is from a tutorial on how to photoshop signs...
  • theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Put down the crackpipe and step away from the photo, please.
  • DeathBorn, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5This is an easy one. Rubber stamp the sign, then text + perspective skew. Move along, nothing to see here.
  • jtb4, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Dumbass. I work 12 hour days and go to school at night.
  • ninxmz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I got my account disabled once for repeatedly digging down every comment on a story. I believe the story had to do with Jessica Alba and sex.
    .. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
  • mtvkilledusall, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I'm pretty sure this is in Austin, Tx.
  • gbro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Make sure you include the other part:

    http://www.pellepelster.de/serendipity/uploads/kurioses/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg
  • witte, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.
    SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Sounds like my Friday... every Friday.
  • shadow289, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I would just like to tell the diggers that you should support the original artist. This originated from the Worth1000 Site. and if it was taken from there the tag was removed.. It was even in one of their books.

  • therightclique, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2that's not even from the original sign. that one is way shopped. the original is a real novelty sign that actually exists and you can buy it.
  • mastaphoo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3how is this news?
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Dude! I have that sign :D
  • board2, on 03/10/2008, -0/+1That's great find
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  • HiImMikeCastro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Ok this is photo shopped, i know this because i read in a "how to" book which showed you how to create this sign, currently looking for the book on amazon to prove it, (which has a stack of pancakes with a python mouth on it)
  • GerryBot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'm inclined to say Belfast, it sounds like the fate of many a car in our wee city
  • Shanebob, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3This is from the book, "When Pancakes Go Bad: Optical Illusions with Adobe Photoshop" from worth1000.com
    There's a tutorial in the book on how to make it.
  • GoatHerderEd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I think this sign is funnier...
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jude_the_obscure/1197131104/
  • ICSU, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11, mildly funny but ineffective. What kind of a pussy lets others do that?
    2, Toyota is a great brand. However, it seems that local architecture (thin walls) is not that great.
  • HiImMikeCastro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1HAH found the book! http://www.amazon.com/When-Pancakes-Bad-Delusions-Photoshop/dp/1592005241
  • zetec, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1negatory sir, definitely not a focus.
  • andshewas, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Why is everyone always complaining that pictures make it to the front page? This site is user-controlled, is it not? Do you people not digg these pictures so they end up on the front page? Stop bitching with your "digg please make a pic section" *****, because if it mattered, we wouldn't have 4+ pics in the top 10 every morning when I get to work.
  • Vigilo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1For over a month there is nothing but pics at the top of dig wtf man where are the stories. Instead its a stupid sign that anyone could make man this is so crap.
  • chieferer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1http://goat.cx :-)
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