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Why Women have a longer life Expectancy than Men [Funny picture series]

ncaabbs.com — Series of pictures showing why the ladies have a higher life expectancy. And why men really never have a chance.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 23, 2007

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  • maxadim, on 10/10/2007, -0/+100http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/wallis_institute1.jpg
    http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/wallis_institute2.jpg
    http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/wallis_institute3.jpg
    http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/wallis_institute4.jpg

    and the animated gif ;)
    http://underpressure.dyndns.org/~freddy/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=9147&g2_serialNumber=1
  • BooostedAWD, on 10/10/2007, -6/+94Why do women have a longer life expectancy than men?
    ...Because most aren't married to women!

    Ziiing!
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+81dugg just for the animated gif at the bottom
  • f4nt0m4s, on 10/10/2007, -3/+77Jackie Chiles: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?
    Cosmo Kramer: Yeah.
    Jackie Chiles: Then what happened?
    Cosmo Kramer: Then we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
    Jackie Chiles: No top? She didn't have a top on?
    Cosmo Kramer: No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
    Jackie Chiles: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
    Cosmo Kramer: Oh yeah!
    Jackie Chiles: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
    Cosmo Kramer: She was flouting.
    Jackie Chiles: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!
    Cosmo Kramer: It was outrageous. And she's the heir to the O'Henry candy bar fortune.
  • drachemorder, on 10/10/2007, -2/+57Why do husbands usually die before their wives? Because they want to.
  • scheibs14, on 10/10/2007, -8/+62Sneaking suspicion that the site will be going down:

    http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/Why_Women_have_a_longer_life_Expectancy_than_Men_Funny_picture_series/
  • cankillar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33You mean the color gif? That's somebody's signature, it's not part of the series.
  • Morphinity, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29Why would you link to a forum post? The site never had a chance.
  • dan2, on 10/10/2007, -2/+26Might as well be included as hundreds will die of exhaustion masturbating to it.
  • redfox2600, on 10/10/2007, -2/+23Wouldn't this one video be proof enough?
    http://www.digg.com/videos_comedy/Shooting_At_A_Propane_Tank
  • qwerty1024, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17That's the ugliest mirror i've ever seen
  • judbeasley, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17Gold Jerry! GOLD!
  • qwerty1024, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Yeah thredas about hot girls have a pretty short life expectancy around here
  • CaptMonkey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15It's... mesmerizing. I think I just lost at least 3 hours of productivity.
  • BigSax, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Actually according to exhaustive research results, research causes cancer in lab rats.
  • qwerty1024, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Doesnt really matters if she dies before or after you. Either way it's peace and quiet
  • sweetrelease, on 10/10/2007, -5/+19I dont get the last one. I mean i like it i just dont get the joke.
  • tehpwnrate, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Who told you to put the cheese on? Did I tell you to put the cheese on?
  • Choobie, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11This series has made its way around digg so many times. I don't lurk here that often and I see them...
    http://www.allowe.com/Humor/whymendieyounger.htm

    I wonder why the Wallis watermark aren't on the post's images...
  • ummagummas08, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Hopefully I wont die before the page loads X,x
  • Roger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Damn spammer.
  • scottnash, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10Ever notice that when a woman finds the guy unattractive, it's leering, but if she thinks he's attractive, it's flirtatious.
  • dodus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8I think it's clear from those numbers that homosexuality causes cancer.
  • qwerty1024, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Girl on girl action
  • milk93rd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5I always thought it was lascivious, myself
  • frieddonuts, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5What does breathing have to do with it?
    Also, control your comma usage.
  • Doomsan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5another mirror?
  • scbysnx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4its put there to prove that you aren't immune to what they're pointing out
  • DevinOlsen, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The looping gif at the bottom of the page did a fantastic job catching my attention... Not sure what it was supposed to be advertising though...
  • Kikinou, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4You people with the cheese, it never ends.
  • tsaylor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I saw these pics years ago, much higher resolution. It was part of a photoshop competition. They were called "looks that kill" or something like that. Those four are all of them that I saw.
  • ronaldinho, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Yeah, only because us guys ARE really suckers for cuteness and/or hotness. We don't marry women for purely money or smartness, that's for sure, unlike women who will, even if the guy is as fat as Norbit or as skinny as Kate Moss.
  • judolphin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Wow... and all this time I thought it was because married men wanted to kill themselves.
  • jakash, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2...this guys avatar rocks
    http://ncaabbs.com/~kstate1125/jess1.gif
  • clark1001, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3"*****-sock". LOL.
  • Tweekster, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Ever notice the women that get leered at designed their style to get exactly that.
  • qwerty1024, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Well it depend if the second chick is hot. If she isnt then it will be hilarious(ly cruel)
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1And the number one answer is: WOMEN....
  • Pilot85, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3HAW HAW.
  • ronaldinho, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4You would masturbate to just that? Lame......there ARE free porn websites if you guys really want to get it on with yourself.
  • brstilson, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2kill it....or make it better?
  • CedEx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Exactly! If I walked around wearing only a *****-sock, I'd spend my day saying, "Ladies, my eyes are UP HERE!"
  • atayarani, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I've heard it in other (more reputable) places as well; however, that was the first link I could find.

    I'm not anti-gay. Just lazy.
  • Gryffydd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1What can you expect? He got a comment that said "DIE" and he made a whole post about getting a "death threat." Retard.
  • Jleagle, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1LMAO
  • agree2disagree, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3they live longer because they drink and drive and kills their boyfriend by dragging them under the car
  • Lokix, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3cant.. form.. intelligible.. thought... all... blood.. in... penis... O_O

    well, ok, maybe not ALL of it but thats a hell of a nice gif :D
  • scbysnx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Not to be mean but, do you by any chance breath exclusively through your mouth? I don't know but I think that, were I you, I wouldn't speak so ill of someone if I didn't know how to write.
  • aerotive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0That's one of the worst supposed studies I've ever read. It has all of the usual wacko anti-gay tropes. Surely you can do better that this piece of ***** site and study.
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