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- WordsnCollision, on 11/18/2007, -8/+1068But they may have a hard time "fitting in" to their pants...
- b8man99, on 11/18/2007, -4/+607I hear smoking cigarettes make them fit in better too. Putting out early makes girls incredibly popular too apparently and helps them "fit in" and be "normal" and "accepted".
- inactive, on 11/18/2007, -3/+363Brought to you by the 'Boost Coca-cola's stock price association'
- secretwhistle, on 11/18/2007, -6/+185So... juvenile diabetes and tooth decay makes kids more socially acceptable...
- DariusMonsef, on 11/18/2007, -8/+157Photoshopped.
- JigoroKano, on 11/18/2007, -3/+121You kid but cigarettes used to be advertised as "doctor recommended".
- Remmy, on 11/18/2007, -1/+119If they smoke, they poke.
- Audacitor, on 11/18/2007, -7/+81Newest person to digg I've ever seen.
- christopheles, on 11/18/2007, -12/+72Jealous virgin?
- antineocon, on 11/18/2007, -1/+56Fake... spelling error.
- slayerab, on 11/18/2007, -3/+58I guess if all the kids are fat, then theres one thing kids will have to stop worrying about
- slayerab, on 11/18/2007, -0/+36No wonder I don't get laid, I grew up on milk!
- TypeEE, on 11/18/2007, -1/+30I thought they mean coke help preteens fitting into adult pants.
- Audacitor, on 11/18/2007, -1/+30I don't know, but it should. I mean, considering the incredible amounts of soda and other sugarized, carbonated, caffeinated beverages geeks such as ourselves consume, you'd think we be top of the social hierarchy...
- inactive, on 11/18/2007, -3/+31coke can make fat adults fit into teens' pants as well
- phnx0221, on 11/18/2007, -8/+35If this is real, I have two things to say:
Are you ***** kidding me?!
and
Thanks a lot Mr. Bernays. - jamwil87, on 11/18/2007, -1/+26It's not real retards.
- Lixie, on 11/18/2007, -7/+32So to fit in our children need diabetes, obesity, yellow teeth, and substance addiction. Yes, caffeine is an addictive drug. There's a Starbucks on every street corner for a reason. Man, I just love marketing people. Can't you feel the love... Where's Bill Hicks when you need him?
- xkorbin, on 11/18/2007, -0/+24Too true.
- inactive, on 11/18/2007, -1/+25I wish someone had told that to the girls at my school back then.
- Jareth86, on 11/18/2007, -1/+24I get the feeling a good portion of the people commenting didn't even bother to click the link...
- kazjag, on 11/18/2007, -0/+22"essential sugars" lol
- po43292, on 11/18/2007, -1/+22Off a stripper's ass.
- slikk115, on 11/18/2007, -0/+19The Soda Pop Board means serious business, guys.
- andycr512, on 11/18/2007, -7/+25When you see the best comment you've seen, you simply click the little thumbs up image next to the aforementioned enlightening piece of literature. That little image was designed to remove exactly the kind of comment you have just written.
- secretwhistle, on 11/18/2007, -0/+18...where they will become extras in the Peter Jackson project of their choosing...
- Iwantawii, on 11/18/2007, -1/+19@Dylan47
Found it! - AriaStar, on 11/18/2007, -1/+19Smokin' hot?
- duke, on 11/18/2007, -0/+17Amen
- kindrobot, on 11/18/2007, -0/+16You've obviously never been with a wheezer. HOTT!
- InspectorGadget, on 11/18/2007, -5/+21Yeah but then the girl starts wheezing when she's on top and its a pretty big turn-off :)
- cerealjynx, on 11/18/2007, -1/+15*waits till no one is looking, scribbles out 'drink' and scrawls in snort; Runs away snickering*
- sekhui, on 11/18/2007, -0/+14Buy smaller pants already.
- DarkLance, on 11/18/2007, -0/+13This is way to good of a reply to be hidden under such a lame comment. Digg should expand replies that have more diggs than their parent.
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -2/+15Why Children Should Snort Coke as Young as Possible
- Vash265, on 11/18/2007, -0/+13...Where the hell are my free blow jobs?!
- Klepto21, on 11/18/2007, -0/+13It's like the moral to "The List" episode of South Park.
- KyleGoetz, on 11/18/2007, -0/+12Don't forget to point out that the Soda Pop Board misspelled "guaranteed."
- Chirp08, on 11/18/2007, -2/+14BURN
- SRSco, on 11/18/2007, -0/+11Obviously photoshopped. See: http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/47997 ...
- AriaStar, on 11/18/2007, -2/+12There's a difference between TV, toys, and something that could cause health problems. If all the teenagers are doing crack and having sex, would you start your infant as early as possible? Hell no. If all the kids are watching Faces of Death, then I'd hope your parents would say no. Some things are more important than fitting in. I didn't fit in and am a better person because of it. If something is REQUIRED to fit in, do you really want those people are friends? To feel like an outcast for being yourself?
- TheReport, on 11/18/2007, -1/+10I see what you did there...
- PabloIV, on 11/18/2007, -0/+9I do all those things and then some...
Does that make me a bad person? - nwoantibody, on 11/18/2007, -1/+10Cool, if you want your kids to fit with the rest of the losers.
- bcreavis, on 11/18/2007, -1/+10Yep. I just popped it into Photoshop, added a "Not soon enough." text layer with a font face of Times New Roman, and it /perfectly/ overlaid the text in the "photo". That's with a font size of /precisely/ 11.0px. Good luck scanning or taking a picture of something like this and getting that to work out.
Oh, and fyi, whoever made this used the "Strong" antialiasing style on the text. - Wronghead, on 11/18/2007, -0/+9Welcome to Photoshop-land my friends.
- inactive, on 11/18/2007, -4/+12Hells yeah ! i drink 4 a day and im ok so far.... just have to drink some cranberry to keep the old kidneys kickin every now and then
- IllBeBack, on 11/18/2007, -0/+8This picture is true. I gaurantee [sic] it.
- s000, on 11/18/2007, -0/+7Reminds me of Brawndo
- syroncoda, on 11/18/2007, -13/+20wtf? soda is the leading cause of obesity. "fitting in" in this country can go ***** itself. my children will be raised in new zealand.
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