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- Fejerro, on 10/12/2007, -8/+235Dupe........of a dupe.........of a dupe........of a dupe...........
I still laughed. - Siroro, on 10/12/2007, -2/+182Missed this one: http://images.canoop.com/gallery.php?entry=images/mjnzvuionmzuwhn2thmj.jpg
- an0nymous, on 10/12/2007, -12/+159Agreed. oooolllddd jokes.
That being said, I am still amused by:
"like all things Spanish, it is dangerous." in the El Nino essay. - TriZz, on 10/12/2007, -5/+127My favorite is the one with the hanging drawing. I can imagine doing a problem like that and just wanting to kill yourself. HAHAHA! The drawing is so good and with the scribbles right before it -- I think it perfectly depicts doing that sort of problem.
- DaBrainiac, on 10/12/2007, -4/+123I don't care if it is a duplicate, it's still hilarious!
"El Nino is Spanish. It is the Spanish word for child. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burns down trees."
- BigPapi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+96The second paragraph is great. "El Nino moves water from australia to somewhere else, namely other places..."
- AmishRefugee, on 10/24/2007, -4/+94I found the batman one to be really funny... Calculus humor for the win
- Ai3d, on 10/12/2007, -10/+85http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5751/image0101c329ecjf2.jpg
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http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1813/image0011c326femm9.jpg - rcran, on 10/12/2007, -12/+78My favorite: http://static.scribd.com/docs/736egzypod07v_files/image006.jpg
- fant0m, on 10/12/2007, -4/+62"Because he slept with his boss' wife"
- ooknabah, on 10/12/2007, -1/+58When I was in high school I had an awful Physics teacher in grade 11, which was not helped by my utter lack of interest in the subject. When if finally came time for the mid-terms, I was aghast at how many of the questions I couldn't answer. I answered less than half of the questions, and then answered a few like the following:
"Q: The Planet Krypton has a radius of *number*, and has a moon which has a mass of *number* and an orbit of *number*. What is the mass of the planet Krypton?
A:The planet Krypton was destroyed in the first superman movie and therefore has no mass"
My final mark for the exam was 78. I never questioned it. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+55The Expand one were pure brilliant, old classics all together
Thanks... - datcrazydj, on 10/12/2007, -3/+56Find x.
Found it! - Daedalus275, on 10/12/2007, -1/+52I totally love the TMNT sketch.
- 8177, on 10/12/2007, -3/+53I didnt know you could integrate batman.
- polyGone, on 10/12/2007, -0/+45Yeah, It was back in February, when you lost your keys by that thing with the stuff.
- raithetarkon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+46How the hell would we know..
- Hipple, on 10/12/2007, -4/+45That entire essay is just ridiculous...
I didn't even realize how proud we are. Too proud to satiate the Peruvian gods, apparently. - SirNoobius, on 10/12/2007, -42/+83these have been on the ***** front page once a week for the last three months
- badlyspawnedboy, on 11/01/2007, -0/+41http://kutwereld.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/pro_vs_noob.jpg
- CelebVoy, on 10/12/2007, -7/+45I read the one like "find x" and realized I have always wanted to put that on my exams...THen again I failed highschool to
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -8/+46Yeah, I can tell it's a new month when these make it to the front page. This images are about as regular as Old Faithful.
- tardpicard, on 10/12/2007, -6/+41agreed, the integral from zero to batsign, batman delta batsign is equal to bruce wayne! That's classic!
- DeskFlyer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+36The 'Expand' one was great.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34The essay looks like it was written by some of the writers on the Colbert Report.
"Instead of satiating the gods, many of these "scientists" have tried to control El Nino with "science". They put up expensive fish-attracting-bueys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, fighting the power of the gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, this didn't work and everyone died." - Kikkoman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31"...If we had a word for this kind of people that world would be "fisherman"... They call that kind of people "peseadores". That's Spanish. That's what they speak in Peru..."
What a brilliant way to meet the minimum word requirement for essays.. im surprised the teach took it and mark it.
The whole essay is about: 1) El Nino = bad 2) It moves 3) Fisherman dont like them 4) Peruvians sacrificed people to stop it 5) it didnt work. - giveer, on 10/12/2007, -6/+35@godofgodlygods
Wow. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of their mother.
I realize this went WAY over your head, but I wasn't talking about my PERSONAL email forwards. Shouldn't you be in school? - CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Every year during frosh week at my university, they would round up all the frosh and dump them into an exam room. They would be given an exam that covers material from HS all the way up to Graduate level. They were then told that it was a preliminary exam to rank the new incoming students. Of course, this would scare the pants off the frosh. In the mean time, during the exam the upper year students would have marching bands coming through the exam room, have pillow fights, throw on the smoke machine and strobe lights, release the smelly gas and other such distractions during the exam.
Naturally the frosh eventually figure out it's a false exam and start writing nonsense in place of the answers. The exams are collected and the best answers are published in the school newspaper.
Every year they have a good laugh. - wildcard78, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26In my experience:
1. I used to be a TA for an Intro to CS class that was basically discrete mathematics. One exam had a question that asked to apply the pigeonhole principle for a particular case. The student drew a very nice picture of a pigeon.
2. I was a TA for an Intro to Java programming class. A question on the final asked the student to write some code that initialized a 2d array to particular initial values. One student's response was something very much like the following:
// create a loop
// set the values to i,j
// done
I couldn't think of anything to write, but my colleague figured out the perfect response.
// 0 - ostracize, on 10/12/2007, -5/+29Kinda like digg?
- TriZz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26I got this one in an e-mail a long, long, long time ago. I've held onto it though, because no matter my mood - when I look at it, it makes me laugh. It's a good pick-me-up on bad days.
- thefaithful, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24The El Nino diatribe was definitely the funniest.
I don't remember seeing that one in the earlier rehashes of these things. - Fury1984, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20You lactate out of your nostrils? Very interesting...
- biff198, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20and new picutes are new. Gosh darn you're a genius!
- xniL, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22WOW, haha I didn't see that one in there!
>.> - iyeeee, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19http://www.gorillamask.net/essay.shtml
Same thing but so much better. - pijalu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17More from Jeremy : http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/blix797/Essay/essay.html
- roigroigroig, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18So Awesome. I want more of these!
- popltree2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17You forgot BBQ.
- andrewmi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Something along the same vein:
http://digg.com/offbeat_news/The_mechanics_of_squid_attack_picture - CedEx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16Speaking of awful teachers, one of mine signed my yearbook and wrote,
"In my life I have met 5 people with the name *CedEx*, and 3 of them are dead.
- Mr. A Anderson"
***** lovely huh? - sctechguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Actually, it's w-h-e....oh, forget it.
- Screwy1138, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13@sido
Because the elephant idea occured to him at that point. - Schug, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12What I wanted to write on my exams but couldn't -- the answers.
- offwithyourtv, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15@jgrgg
I'm sure you were trying really hard to help diegoman by criticizing his "misspelling," but people are likely to digg you down as well for forgetting how to spell "you," your complete disregard for punctuation, and your unnecessary name-calling. - Phlag, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14Ironically, criticizing this link for being posted before HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE. The only things more repetetive than a duplicate article are the fifty jackasses who feel the need to point out that it's a dupe.
- Husvik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I once answered "go to the goldsmith" on a test to find out how much pure gold there was in a necklace, got a half point!
- ahawks, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12@diegoman
I checked all 4 of those links, and none of them even mention Spain once. If you're going to cite sources, make sure they're relevant.
Yes, lots of Americans are unfamiliar with the middle east, but we are a Western nation, and are more familiar with Europe. In (public) grade school, I remember having tests on geography including states, European countries, east Asian countries and continents. I don't think we bothered with African countries, or the middle east, or much of South America. - oDin420, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9i knew a kid in high school who drew the outline of a beer bottle on his math 11 provincial exam. didn't answer any of the questions just filled in the circles to form the shape. he passed, 52%
- ijustfloat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Holy smokes. I laughed quite a bit for these.
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