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- yomamaisfat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+92There is a similar sign in R. Kelly's bedroom.
- davin510, on 10/10/2007, -0/+59Sadly, no. "When hippos return to the river, they help the fish who swim there. How? Hippos defecate in the water, and their tail acts like a "manure spreader," shooting dung everywhere. Small fish, snails, and other little critters gobble up the nutrient-rich dung -- and are themselves eaten by larger fish. Downriver, people and other animals catch and eat the fish. They can thank a hippo for their food!" -St. Louis Zoo
- snowaces, on 10/10/2007, -2/+53I hope that one doesn't have the runs
*opens umbrella just in case* - BarryChuckle, on 10/10/2007, -0/+49think how much whale waste is in the splash water at seaworld too!
which is worse!? bleeergggh :D - captainpete, on 10/10/2007, -4/+41When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter...
- joeshlub, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31What was going through your mind when you posted?
- 6ixed, on 10/10/2007, -4/+34I so didn't need to know that.
- fodder650, on 10/10/2007, -2/+27Did you get that thing I sent you?
- 6ixed, on 10/10/2007, -6/+25Talking about whales, I just remembered this.....
"When whales mate, the male ejects about 460 gallons of sperm. Only about 40 gallons ever make to the female. So the next time you go swimming in a ocean, you're swimming in 420 gallons of sperm per whale, which is extra. So, if there 300 male whales, that'd be 126,000 gallons of sperm floating around you. And people wonder why the ocean is salty...." - fober, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19If you actually believe that, then you must think some scientist was actually brave enough to conduct that study.
- fkr3, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19When they piss it's quite impressive too. I saw a hippo piss at the Lincoln zoo in Chicago last year, it shot out like a jet probably 10 feet. Luckily the fat bastard was on the other side of the enclosure.
- skyshock1, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16If you've never seen a Hippo taking a ***** before? That sign is pretty accurate. They wag their tiny little tails in a back-and-forth motion that flings ***** EVERYWHERE when they crap.
Purely in the interest of scientific research, watch at 1:50... - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiWHgr9idag - houndeyex, on 10/10/2007, -3/+16Now that's some ***** fish.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+16we should tie up Hungarian there
- t4k3n, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11"Peter ... I'm Holding Ice Tea !~"
- DCstewieG, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11When you're slidin' into home, and you feel somethin' foam...
- holygram, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11That's so funny. Especially if you're in fourth grade.
- usherzx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12diarrhea diarrhea
- theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9You may think that it's gross, but I like it on toast...
- Jones82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Followed by the worst
- faizal5k, on 10/10/2007, -2/+8when ur sitting in a Chevy, u feel something heavy...
- Squar3d, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6When you're shopping in the store, and it's dripping to the floor..
- osbjmg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Yea, I have seen it - very weird stuff. That sign is pretty accurate. I swear they poop more than they breathe.
- Endstille, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Chocolate Rain anyone?
- MrTeQ, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4No they don't.. poor attempt at humor.
- ChristianMagic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Caps make people care!
- chrisbarr, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4what is a rain clock?
- ChristianMagic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5When you're climbing up a tree and it's coming down your knee. . .
- Leviathan88, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Who is R. Kelly?
- VCAT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3more science: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZSb8uiuck
- gamemaster357, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4my block list is getting bigger
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Peter Potamus FTW.
- Feener, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3The related videos for that are disturbing.
- PieterOpie, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4I think it should be called the SCATTER zone...... hehe
- t4k3n, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3R.Kelly the only man to have a splash-back bedhead
- Ploosheeta, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA - theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/whale.asp
- dkm201, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3HE CALLED THE ***** POOP!
- cmTaryn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Why you shouldn't feed the hungry, hungry hippos...
- PhoenixAvatar2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Poor baby...
You want a cookie? - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2My brothers didn't die face down in 'Nam so you could go eat at In N' Out!
- stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Do not insult popcorn!
- jlabs, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I just saw a special on hippos (on animal planet). The males leave their scent by spraying crap with their tail.
- ChristianMagic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I would say bury them, but that never seems to do anything.
- iMaciMan1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Goatse....
- YoHenYo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2When I went and saw Evil Dead the Musical, the splatter zone was the area of the theater that the zombie blood got on you.
This was very different. - ksoon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I'm sorry but that sign is just hilarious.. of explosive proportions.
- noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3sadly, i already knew that for some reason.
- rheaume, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3What's a Splatter Zone?
Anywhere within 30 feet of a republican isn't it? -
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