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- Digitalicious, on 10/11/2007, -4/+159"You don't die but your body dies."
"They have gray hair and wrinkles and they die."
"Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is under ground."
Well if that just isn't the most depressing thing ever... - nreynolds, on 10/11/2007, -3/+112YOU die. Don't tell me what to do.
- Hour13, on 10/11/2007, -3/+107"Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is under ground." eep lol
- Felshadow, on 10/11/2007, -5/+93You can point out the kids with troubles early i guess, she didnt even bother to draw a picture, but she condemned us all to hell.
Short and effective, if scary. - Dayz, on 10/11/2007, -11/+98dam, that must be a good preschool because there handwriting is awesome!
- screamthenrun, on 10/11/2007, -3/+72I hope i dont "eat too much medecine"... and i hope none of you hate cats.
- tekjax, on 10/11/2007, -2/+62The truth hurts...even if its from a preschooler.
- beachian, on 10/11/2007, -4/+48You die
- Klarth, on 10/11/2007, -1/+44Nerfdude: I'm assuming the teacher took dictations
- xtmno3, on 10/11/2007, -4/+46The pictures remind me of this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule - ModernTenshi, on 10/11/2007, -4/+39I think I've spotted an emo kid in the making.
- Smeed, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33WTF is scribble scrabble?
- knightblade2oo4, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32m2313: Welcome to the Internet. Is this your first day?
- LordSkywalker, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31My fav: "You don't die, but your body dies."
- n0sferatu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28Metaphorically speaking, It's actually kind of true if you believe that people have the capacity for evil but animals don't.
- radu79, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28I would guess the teacher wrote the text, otherwise it wouldn't be so consistent and typo free.
- gabbercomau, on 10/11/2007, -0/+26@nerfdude
It's a preschool. The teacher transcribes the childrens' words. You don't have kids, do you? - Clbck, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25I thought she was referring to the fact that we have burials...
- zweben, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23"dam, that must be a good preschool because there handwriting is awesome!"
And 'there' grammar is better than yours! - MaxPayne3476, on 10/11/2007, -2/+24"They have gray hair and wrinkles and they die."
Hahaha my favorite one by far. - vornan19, on 10/11/2007, -0/+22@tekjax
Yes, but the children have an amazing ability to ask or state the most awful things in a innocent and frank manner. - znutz, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21I'm still not entirely sure what scribble scrabble is.....I'm a senior in college.
- doubleoh7, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15Of course it's the same handwriting. Have you seen preschoolers try to write? It's incoherent - they don't know how to compose words on paper. It would have been dictated to the teacher who then wrote what the preschooler said under the child's drawing of an old person.
- steve693, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16"You don't die but your body does."
Ouch. Kids are deep. - jeffiek, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16What happens? Don't ask - you don't want to know.
- kelchm, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14"Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is under ground."
Brilliant.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind meeting this kid, and I hate kids. - BaoUnit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12"All the kitties are up in heaven."
Is that where God sends them when you masturbate? - acex23, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12my favorite was "They have grey hair and wrinkles and they die."
Also interesting Zoey the atheist is the only one written differently. Thoughts? - ostracize, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13@kratisto
***** off! They're just kids. God is as exciting as the tooth fairy. Let them make decisions on whether it makes sense or not when they're old enough to discern. A child that loves God is cute not disturbing. Disallowing pre-teens and teenagers from searching for truth is disturbing.
Take your trolling elsewhere - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14"Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is under ground."
This is my favorite. I laughed. - binarybandit92, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12@kad
1) take your meds
2)sit down
3)don't kil people - Orlex, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11I don't have kids but I was a teacher's assistant at an Elementary school. I'm sure that anyone who has kids or has worked with kids found this extremely funny. Kids are so observant, even down to "coloring their hands purple." The teacher that I worked with was Kindergarten and they would always tell her when she was having a bad hair day but not realise they might be hurting her feelings.
"Miss your hair looks so dumb today, what happened?" - Joey, age 4 - pauleric, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13Scrabble is a board game sold by Hasbro played with small lettered tiles. Scribble scrabble is played with permanent markers. That way nobody ever has to waste an evening playing scrabble on that particular board ever again.
- kelchm, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11Never underestimate the density of a Digg user.
- afx1, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11so thats what happened to that questionnaire i filled.
- chicken101, on 10/11/2007, -4/+12NO WAI!!!11
ahem - monergism, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10You can die but then what? I have found life.
- thankyousir, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8It is sad the values that we pass to our kids.
We should value our elders for their wisdom and for their past contributions. We should value that our elders have made it this far and that they are strong, but in a different way than we are.
Think of Maury from "Tuesdays with maury" how strong and wise he was. The posters of these children are depressing because they show, how we as a society value beauty and youth and physical strength perhaps more than we should.
These children didn't come up with these things on their own, they learn them from the people they see around them. That is the sad part I think. - manmademark, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7pretty advanced preschoolers, I didn't learn what scribble scrabble was till 7th grade
- spookyttws, on 10/11/2007, -3/+9No, if the kid was Emo, the picture would have been drawn at some weird unnecessary 3/4 angle.
- JohnEskandarian, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7...I might have put a few kittens there :(
- ostracize, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Those kids must have been sitting at the same table.
Kid 1: What you call those liney things they got on their hans an' faces!?
Kid 2: SCRIBBLE SCRABBLE!!!
Kid 1,2,3,4,5: HA! HA! HA!
... - shoppingkart, on 10/11/2007, -4/+9"You don't die but your body does."
That brought a tear to my eye ;) - Piggycow, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Maybe the kids just told the teacher what to right then drew the pictures themselves
- sephiroth965, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6They have gray hair and wrinkles and they die.
- binarybandit92, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
- tomtom12690, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6They also retort back to the age of a preschooler, with the diapers, and the need for puree food.
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