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- sirjimithy, on 11/24/2008, -7/+625Now we just need baby t-shirts with pictures of broken condoms.
- reallytempting2, on 11/24/2008, -4/+541Saves having to explain it evey 5 mintues :)
- Rekzai, on 11/24/2008, -3/+449We all have to fight our step-dads at one point.
- edilclyde, on 11/24/2008, -18/+294how about over-fapping?
- Syphon0928, on 11/24/2008, -12/+269Where is the one where you see a cop tasing you?
- inactive, on 11/24/2008, -26/+233I'd buy one showing me punching Kanye West in the face.
Maybe I broke my arm in the process, but I'd be ***** satisfied. - OneLess, on 11/24/2008, -1/+192C'mon, who'd buy the "fell down the stairs" one? Even if you did fall down the stairs, just buy the boxing one.
- MeatMountain, on 11/24/2008, -22/+193Wheres the one that shows a woman not bringing me my dinner fast enough?
- Chordinator, on 11/24/2008, -0/+160http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1411/ogcslingcu ...
- inigomntoya, on 11/24/2008, -1/+104its in your mind. With that woman.
- displaced1, on 11/24/2008, -0/+101I would LOVE to have these in the ER I work at instead of the boring all blue ones. I always ask what happened and funnyish follow up questions.
"I was playing football and got tackled to hard"
"Did you at least win?"
"No, we lost by 28"
"Oh, that sucks. Here is your funny sling"
"Thanks, I feel better now!" - borez, on 11/24/2008, -1/+75Where's the pissed guy fell down the nightclub stairs, taking me with him at the midway point and smashing my arm off the cash register next to the cloakroom one?
- xrEE, on 11/24/2008, -4/+76Sorry we haven't got a sling for violent gang bang, would you like man being chased by dog?
Yes please. - sockpuppets, on 11/24/2008, -5/+76I need one for my penis with a vacuum silhouette on it.
- Kravin, on 11/24/2008, -2/+63Yeah, and that's just weird
- identityxcrysis, on 11/24/2008, -0/+60Where's the one of the person trying to cheat at a grape smashing contest and falling out of the bucket and off the platform?
- lucasftw, on 11/24/2008, -1/+60i want one with a portal related injury.
- displaced1, on 11/24/2008, -2/+61http://www.funnytshirtz.com/86/Product_of_a_broken ...
http://www.zazzle.com/product_of_a_broken_condom_s ... - deeboe, on 11/24/2008, -4/+59OGC
- mattrazzo, on 11/24/2008, -3/+57With all the repeated questions about the lack of a masturbation sling, I guess our parents were right - it does make you go blind.
- sfhock, on 11/24/2008, -2/+50oh no you dih int !!!
- sirjimithy, on 11/24/2008, -1/+48I love America.
- mikbunn, on 11/24/2008, -17/+61vignor2003 doesn't care about black people.
- bitemark01, on 11/24/2008, -1/+37OSNAP!
Like the arm. - sw1ft, on 11/24/2008, -1/+33Dugg for cloakroom.
- batgurlwannabe, on 11/24/2008, -1/+33When I broke my collarbone, I also made a sign with answers to common questions, but I also added: -Yes, it hurts
-Yes, I'm on vicodin
-No, you can't have any. - Muncher, on 11/24/2008, -0/+31Not everyone’s family is dysfunctional—some of us fight our *real* dads.
- ostracize, on 11/24/2008, -1/+30Happy Festivus!
- level32, on 11/24/2008, -0/+27Don't bug me while I'm cleaning my room!
- sinembarg0, on 11/24/2008, -0/+26Please don't mention masturbation and the use of scissors in the same sentence again, it conjurs scary thoughts.
- inactive, on 11/24/2008, -1/+26You win.
- inactive, on 11/24/2008, -15/+40mikbunn doesn't understand that contempt for Kanye West transcends race.
- metateck, on 11/24/2008, -0/+24@fahitamelt
You do WHAT with scissors?! - jlimon, on 11/24/2008, -0/+22Glad to see I'm not the only one..
- ryanhayn, on 11/24/2008, -0/+22I'm right handed and I fap left handed. My right hand holds the mouse to adjust the porn video playback while the left hand makes me happy.
- slvrbullet87, on 11/24/2008, -0/+21Well a dog was involved so i guess it fits
- sidekicksuicide, on 11/24/2008, -0/+20Frank, I'm going to get you better, you old sack of *****, and then I'm going to uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace!
- Dohko_Xar, on 11/24/2008, -3/+23You know if someone faps to internet porn by knowing which hand they have free to use the mouse :)
- borez, on 11/24/2008, -0/+19No, you are very wrong on this subject I'm afraid. It can be described as a cash register or a till.
Examples: In " Open all hours" a classic British sitcom from the 70's the till that always snapped shut narrowly missing Arkwrights hands was described sometimes as a till and other times as a cash register.
In Pink Floyds seminal Album " Dark side of the Moon" ( 1973) Roger Waters recorded an old cash register that was lurking in his garden shed for the intro to the song "Money" This, in certain recollections, has been described as a till, and other times as a cash register.
Hope this clears everything up. - BigManOnCampus, on 11/24/2008, -9/+28That would mean he's left-handed.
- MadOgre, on 11/24/2008, -2/+21Where is the one with the rack of blade servers falling over on you?
I saw that happen once. - jessemoya, on 11/24/2008, -0/+18I don't... I mean, I don't even know what you MEANT to say.
- inigomntoya, on 11/24/2008, -2/+19I would wear that regardless of the condition of my arm...
- Namco, on 11/24/2008, -1/+17oh yes he deed
- Scira, on 11/24/2008, -0/+16*tac
- inigomntoya, on 11/24/2008, -0/+16That isn't an arm injury. That would be a face casting.
- DragonForce4, on 11/24/2008, -0/+16*toe
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