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  • metapop, on 10/27/2007, -1/+208hmm- he could have chosen a number of different nicknames other than "willie"
    • Alegoo92, on 10/26/2007, -3/+43probably a dirty joke by the station
    • Fracture98, on 10/25/2007, -21/+9I'm just shocked he's identified as "Judge" and not "Republican" or "Catholic Priest".
      • friedman420, on 10/22/2007, -4/+10yeah but he's British so he's not a republican
      • madcat1212, on 10/22/2007, -2/+5Why are you getting dugg down, thats damn funny!
        • Fracture98, on 10/26/2007, -0/+2Ten Republicans and a Catholic Priest walk into Digg...
      • madoc12349, on 10/26/2007, -4/+1I get what you did there.
        • Fritzed, on 10/26/2007, -0/+4If you are going to repeat a lame joke, at least get it right. . .
    • andywebb95, on 10/22/2007, -11/+11How about Dick?
      • LBobRife, on 10/22/2007, -8/+1That seems like the obvious worse choice. Willie has sort of fallen out of usage as a term for male genetalia. Dick would provide much more chuckle-value.
      • Erik1, on 10/23/2007, -2/+31His name is William, not Richard.
    • Midvicious, on 10/23/2007, -0/+16The real question is... will he?
    • MarkusGarvey, on 10/29/2007, -6/+18MY NAME IS SUE, HOW DO U DO, NOW YOUR GONNA DIE.............
    • dubmix, on 10/22/2007, -1/+0That's so wrong..poor guy!
    • bonedead, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1I wonder the same thing about guys named Richard who decide to go by Dick. My last thought on the subject was this weekend when I saw Dicky Lyons Jr, haha, Dicky.
  • DanAndJenn, on 10/22/2007, -27/+8LOL
  • sweetrelease, on 10/27/2007, -6/+410have you met his brother richard?
  • lovecups, on 10/22/2007, -19/+4Dude....he's a dirty, dirty old man...I kinda appreciate it.
  • marc2242, on 10/22/2007, -15/+1How about William or Bill?
    • chris9902, on 10/26/2007, -0/+55Bill Stroker would be a great pimp name.
      • WiseWeasel, on 10/22/2007, -2/+30Or for a duck...
        • Shorties, on 10/22/2007, -14/+13I named my dick jesus... And he has risen again!
      • ChileanGoD, on 10/22/2007, -1/+7I think "UPGRADE" is also a great pimp name.
        • NnyCW, on 10/22/2007, -2/+4I prefer "Upgrayedd".
        • Kerrigore, on 10/22/2007, -2/+2Haha, I saw that movie too. So yeah, I see what you did there.
      • projectstartrek, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3Bender is still the best pimp ever.
    • IceVapour, on 10/22/2007, -6/+1Or mac or buddy
  • ropers, on 10/22/2007, -20/+5Ah, a screenshot from Nationwide ( http://www.rte.ie/news/nationwide/ , http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationwide_%28Irish_T ... ) -- though with that name, one would think it was a screenshot from Podge and Rodge ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Podge_and_Rodge , http://www.rte.ie/tv/thepodgeandrodgeshow/ , http://www.ballydung.com/ ).
    • virtualball, on 10/22/2007, -2/+24It's weird how there are more links in your post than there are words...
  • zeromancer, on 10/22/2007, -76/+7Dear Mom,
    Please stop fowarding me all the ***** you find on teh intarwebz.

    - <3 -
    Aaron

    PS. Really digg? you're making fun of someone's name. that's equivalent to calling Mo and asking for Amanda Huginkiss. grow the ***** up.
    • TyR88, on 10/22/2007, -1/+34stop acting like you're mature. Nobody cares.
  • DannySpace, on 10/28/2007, -0/+111My neighbor's name is Harry Wang. He told me he never got it when he first moved to the U.S.. He was going to change it but decided not to since it was his grandfather's name.
    • Zippo, on 10/26/2007, -0/+62One of the Computer Science profs at the university here is named Yu Chu Wang
    • nymphetamine, on 10/22/2007, -0/+19"Dong, where is my automobile?"
    • GeckoSlayer, on 10/26/2007, -1/+21There were these 2 cricket players, one called Willy the other called Holding.. right?

      And the commentator actually said on live air to 20+ million people "The batsmens Holding, the bowlers Willy"

      Haha, I'll never forget that.
    • aten, on 10/22/2007, -7/+1My math teachers name is Dr. Ho
      http://www.northgwinnett.com/pages/teacher-pages/c ...
    • akkuma, on 10/22/2007, -0/+5Back in the day, there was a girl in my school with a name that was pronounced as why you ho
    • stacky, on 10/22/2007, -1/+2There's a Max Wang at my school
    • changyang1230, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2It's not just "the grandfather's name", Wang is a very common Chinese family name. There are millions, if not billions of wangs in China.
      • stevedclarke, on 10/23/2007, -0/+6I'm pretty sure there must be. Having such a high population and all.
    • changyang1230, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1A popular Digg news a few months ago:
      http://digg.com/offbeat_news/93_Million_Wangs_2
    • hansk, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2i knew a guy named 'Tu Hung'
  • mediaspree, on 10/28/2007, -2/+175I once pranked called a guy named Harry P. Nuss about 20 years ago. Yeah it was funny then.
    • iigloo, on 10/26/2007, -5/+61Man you're old.
    • darny, on 10/22/2007, -10/+5lol why doesn't my wife find this funny?
    • czeman, on 10/22/2007, -0/+6It's still ***** funny!
    • DJCult, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1I did telemarketing, and my favorite names were Ioan Biches, Seimen Wrecksworth, and Larry Comegyz.
  • jgambleii, on 11/03/2007, -0/+219Not as bad as this guy: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playe ...
    • jftitan, on 10/22/2007, -9/+4Oh that guy!.... he made it to Dig awhile back.... I think he knows the issue with his name. However, YES, I agree... what a sad name to have. Hey have you seen Lucius Pusey?
      • Ajjah, on 10/22/2007, -1/+9The point is there are two Gs. D-I-double-G
    • Pilot85, on 10/22/2007, -0/+17Wow. That's... unfortunate.
      • offspring06, on 10/22/2007, -0/+11Who names their kid Lucius, especially when your last name is Pusey?
    • YoureAllSoDumb, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3Holy ***** that's funny.
    • XXXXXXXXXXXXXX, on 10/22/2007, -0/+6reminds me of Pussy Galore from James Bond
  • RegCZ, on 10/22/2007, -20/+3I don't get it. Please explain :)
    • skyfire1, on 10/22/2007, -3/+19Doesn't digg have a 16+ policy?
      • RegCZ, on 10/22/2007, -0/+10I am sorry but i am not from usa so i dont know what the name means and cant find anything funny even in a dictionary
        • TyR88, on 10/22/2007, -1/+8if you're serious: "Willie" = penis. So he's a penis stroker....
    • wilhel1812, on 10/22/2007, -3/+2me neither
  • gagman, on 10/22/2007, -12/+1At first I was like... wtf... why is this getting dug. Then I saw his name xD
    • Mononuclear, on 10/22/2007, -7/+31I was like... wtf... why is this getting dugg. Then I saw the name and I was like... wtf... why is this getting dugg?
    • MagicCake, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1"At first I was like... wtf... why is everyone laughing. Then I heard the joke."

      That's pretty much what you just said, dude.
  • calgone, on 10/30/2007, -8/+115What's his wife's name? Vagina Coast Guard?
    • SirAlle, on 10/22/2007, -19/+1Family Guy anyone???:)
      • krizzle, on 10/22/2007, -0/+9Hi, Im from the department of make-sure- that- no -one- gets -away- with -using- a joke- thats- not- their- own. I'd like to thank you for your expert work on this case. You should join our ranks today! Reference is not in our Dictionary, and apparently its not in yours! www.mstnogawuajtnto.gov
    • skyfire1, on 10/22/2007, -4/+2Captain Obvious anyone?
    • CptBuck, on 10/22/2007, -1/+1It predates family guy anyways. "Vagina Coast Guard" was used on an SNL spoof of "Hardball's" Chris Matthews when referring to Dick Army.
  • Grumps, on 10/22/2007, -19/+7I know a Asian called Harry Kok.
  • Grumps, on 10/22/2007, -22/+4I know an Asian called Harry Kok.
  • Soofi, on 10/22/2007, -4/+5This guy is a judge, I'm sure that would make for some pretty interesting headlines and memo's.

    Complete the caption: "Judge Willie Stroker sentences man for.... - "

    Poor guy..
    • gavin422, on 10/22/2007, -0/+33Doesn't look like a criminal judge to me. Isn't this a horse show?
      • Soofi, on 10/22/2007, -1/+14Good point, I never realized that.

        I'm not even going to to try and put a caption on that in the context of horses.
    • SiNN4R, on 10/23/2007, -0/+6It was a hung jury.
  • senmu, on 10/26/2007, -10/+48My cousin told me he knew a kid in one of his classes named Eric Shun.
    • ItsMyWii, on 10/22/2007, -18/+11How the ***** is that funny?
    • goodkidyo, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3Drew Peacock.. he got it the worst.
    • DJCult, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1No doubt, a guy I went to high school with was Eric Shen. I hate having to explain why it is funny.
  • joshuagor44, on 10/22/2007, -9/+1Obviously he's British!
    • edenseager, on 10/22/2007, -2/+14I didn't know all British people were willie strokers?
  • Maddoktor2, on 10/22/2007, -11/+5Dugg for the best laff I've had today (so far...).
  • dillonish, on 10/22/2007, -0/+27http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle Racing makes my Dick Trickle.
  • skyfire1, on 10/23/2007, -1/+8At least his name is honest.
  • crillz, on 10/22/2007, -0/+9It is an Irish show called Nationwide, its pretty boring and mainly goes around looking at farming things but whatever your into. really funny cap tho!
  • adc89, on 10/22/2007, -8/+3I just looked at the first name and thought, "Well that's lame."
    I then went back and saw his last name.
  • MerryMortician, on 10/22/2007, -1/+10Judge stroker denied the charges saying "I just have a wide stance and was um.. tapping my foot to the music in my head"
  • OfF3nSiV3, on 10/22/2007, -2/+6mirror just in case
    http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/6/10/21/f_fe2b ...
  • MrOmniscient, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3...also notable - this "leading researcher on food and beverage trends" - HARRY BALZER -
    http://premierespeakers.com/harry_balzer
  • asnider, on 10/22/2007, -0/+4This guy is doing it to himself, really. It's not his parents' fault. He obviously isn't concerned about the hilariousness of his name, or he'd go by William, rather than Willie, in public situations like the one pictured.
  • lukemandese, on 10/21/2007, -0/+1What were the newscasters thinking?
  • theviolist, on 10/22/2007, -5/+2LMAO That is so funny. I don't feel bad for the guy. He is a judge. He has the wherewithal to know that he can change his name. If not his last then his first. He is just oblivious, and for that reason alone I have no guilt laughing at his name or conveying to others what an idiot this guy is.
  • speccy, on 10/22/2007, -0/+5Another funny name: http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.asp ...
    Far right, 5th image down...
  • djclay, on 10/25/2007, -0/+16Dude, I live in a town of 2,000, and one of the councilmen's names is Dick Shaver. No for real. Totally.
    http://switchboard.intelius.com/results.php?Report ... (I dunno if that will work for everyone else, but look in the white pages for Dick Shaver, Hale Center, TX and you'll find it :P)
    • Tarnum, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3"Found 5 Results for Dick Shaver Nationwide".
  • cappslite, on 10/21/2007, -1/+1No wonder he's a judge.
  • zointax, on 10/22/2007, -1/+4This guy has nothing on Dick Pound.
    • offspring06, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3Oh yeah, Dick Pound is quite the name.
  • saltinekracka20, on 10/22/2007, -2/+1It took me a while to figure out what was so funny about this picture. Even still, it's not that funny.
  • thegreypilgrim, on 10/22/2007, -3/+2I know a guy called Shaun Lamb...
  • dujour, on 10/22/2007, -0/+6Harry Beaver located on Old Beavertown Road, Beavertown, OH was a classic phone book favorite.
  • iChaz, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2thats my daily laugh right there.
    funny stuff, the facial expression is great too.
  • shpider, on 10/27/2007, -0/+62During basic training, my best friend's battle buddy was named "Richard Whacker"...

    Apparently, he got all the way through keeping is head down and blending in... then at the end of basic... One of the Drill Seargents came storming out of his office holding his file... "Where's Whacker?"...

    "Son is your first name Richard"
    "Sir, yes sir"
    "So your name is Dick Whacker"
    "Sir, yes sir"
    "So you're Private Dick Whacker"

    And with that he stormed off pissed that the he didn't realize it sooner and it was too late to torment him fully with it...
    • ub4r, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1LOL nice. Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket btw.
    • goldfenix, on 10/22/2007, -2/+31I'm digigng you just because you correctly used "your" and "you're." And seeing them there, perfectly used, is something I don't often get the pleasure of seeing on these so called, "Internets."

      Thank you, good sir.
      • stevedclarke, on 10/22/2007, -2/+2Wow. It's easy to get diggs today...
    • Pebcak, on 10/22/2007, -0/+1Very funny story... but your quotes are a little off. In basic training you would never call a drill sergeant "sir". You call them "drill sergeant" if you have any respect for your own well-being. Marines is a different story, but that's "boot camp," not basic training.
  • likwidfuzion, on 10/22/2007, -0/+10http://www.dorks.com/pics/Dat-Ho.html
  • webcite1, on 10/22/2007, -6/+1I bet that he is GOP, gay and does!
  • Callsorputs, on 10/23/2007, -1/+14His parents probably weren't 18 and surfing the net 18 hours a day
  • IronPhreak, on 10/22/2007, -4/+1cant...stop...laughing........HAHAHAHAHA....poor guy....hehehehehe
  • markperia, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2aren't parents great!
  • Synematic, on 10/22/2007, -2/+4My Dad's urologist's name was Richard "Dick" Johnson.
  • Regulator980, on 10/22/2007, -0/+18Wow, this couldn't have come at a more relevant time. Just two days ago at my work, I met the "Dick" family. Patricia Dick, Tom Dick, and Harry Dick. When I saw Mr. Harry Dick's credit card, I had to use some super-human willpower to stop myself from laughing in his face. Poor guy probably gets that everywhere he goes...
  • WardC, on 10/22/2007, -0/+14If you look again...he's not just "Willie Stroker" — he's OUR NATIONWIDE WILLIE STROKER!
  • andywebb95, on 10/21/2007, -0/+1I know its immature to laugh but I just can't help myself right now :)
  • BlueStreak69, on 10/22/2007, -0/+3Say willie stroker 10 times fast without laughing :]
  • Schizotypal, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2If you have a last name like Stroker, you might as well play with it and have some fun.
  • nnnr, on 10/23/2007, -0/+4"Will He Stroke Her"
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