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- OneManArmy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+109"His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."
Having sex with cars and pavements. WTF!!!!!!!!! - DDoSAttack, on 10/12/2007, -2/+102Ok then...
- fmaxwell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+73"Maam, I'm calling about the Mitsubishi you brought in for service. I lubed the rear end and reamed the wheel cylinders. I felt some kind of throbbing and noticed some fluid coming out of the tail pipe after I pulled my probe out of it, but, to me, that does not seem unusual. There's no charge -- it was a pleasure. And rest assured that I'm happy to stand behind my work."
- paintist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+70Yup: Mercury Mistress
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vF8E4WMK5dw - Plasmatica, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44"And I cleaned out your exhaust pipes, ma'am...no extra charge."
- Kallstar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+43"He has had sex with more than 30 different models"
What a slut!! - kev26, on 10/12/2007, -1/+44He's the real Mr. Lube.
- mookiemookie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44I remember when I actually found tentacle rape hentai shocking. Now it's a punchline.
- keitarofujiwara, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41"Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed..."
Corvette? - smartsingh24, on 10/12/2007, -5/+45How do the mechanics of that even work? (see what i did there? ;))
- barryiggins, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38Weird--and painful sounding! How does one fornicate with an automobile? Doesn't seem very . . . accommodating.
To each his own, I guess
I just hope the guy behind the counter at Subway isn't having sex with the deli slicer. - sideshowRAHEEM, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37After reading this article all of a sudden my foot fetish doesn't seem so weird.
- EBFoxbat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+36@paintist
Look buddy, with a title that includes "sex with his cars" in it, I'm not clicking on a youtube link. - ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Note to self: when picking car up from mechanic's shop, check engine bay for semen stains
- nyx210, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30but... HOW?
- paintist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Didn't SNL have a commercial skit about this very fetish?
- Sep11insidejob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27So if he ***** a Mini Cooper, he will be tried as a pedo?
- Aliasing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Hell it's pretty benign, better then about 99% of the ***** I've seen online.
- JoeHeavyFlow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27Whorespower.
- Gazpacho, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Really, weirdest fetish ever? Poke around the internet and you will find stranger things. Poke around the internet for too long and you will start to think they are normal. It sort of happened to me...
- Teaboy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26I can't find the bigger version, but:
http://www.axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_01/tailpipe.jpg - PopeOfDope, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22How is it gay porn? Are all cars male?
...also were you really expecting a person ***** a car to be attractive? - b3mus3d, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19The first rule of fetishes:
if you think of one, it exists. - InMSWeAntitrust, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21"Look, man: I ain't gon' fall fo' no banana in ma tail pipe!"
- 10scott10, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16what, with the tail pipe or something
definitly gives auto0erotic a whole new meaning - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Whatever cranks your gears!
- schlongmeister, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Those cars were just asking for it dressed like that.
- jucodadi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15yikes!
google search: "sex with car"
heres a nice little FAQ for you http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq - themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15What's that? You want it in your exhaust pipe? You're a nasty girl aren't you?
- LoLaLand, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15The fact that hes dressed in lingerie while he does it, scares me more.
- resten, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Can it really be called sex?
- Santabot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Since when has The Sun EVER once been a remotely credible source of information, EVER?
I mean, seriously guys.. I've seen lots of articles posted in digg from The Sun since I've come here, and noone seems to know how much of a scam that tabloid really is.. - imagorilla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Its those dam car commercials always telling you how sleek and sexy the cars are.
- skyfire1, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13If you're going to post gay porn, at least make sure the guy is semi-attractive.
- hiPpymIck, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13hope everyone knows the Sun has a rather glib approach to the 'truth'
- colpridenyc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10WARNING
^^ sensitive stuff^^
Teaboy if you are going to post something like that at least warn us. *sigh* too late now
Now I understand why ebfoxbat said that about the you tube link.
EDIT: That was intended for Teaboy not BeyondGoodnEvil - amoirae, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Don't you realize he's discovered Vagina 2.0?
Let's not be so dismissive! - inderLiebe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9"Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
Really?
Because I thought having sex with a car would be considered going a little too far... - WolfDV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9hope he practices safe sex, wraps his tool, and uses plenty of lube (10w30 is preferred)
- jesstech, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9No, it gives new meaning to the term 'auto fellatio'.
To each his own, of course, but after today I will think much higher of the furries. - thcobbs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Well, he's definitely not going to get a pound of meat before he's done.
- FiP0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Weirder: http://www.carstuckgirls.com/
nothing shocks me anymore. - whiledo, on 03/25/2009, -4/+12Porsche.
- ultimatekiwi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Even WITH pics I find it hard to believe.
- thcobbs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10@mookiemookie
That's what the flying spaghetti monster said.... - DigitalJesus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Dont knock it until you've tried it guys......
If someone drove up to my place with a Koenigsegg CCX, i'd have sex with it....i dont know how, but i'd find a way. - WallnutBoy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch"
Uh..... HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH PAVEMENTS?!?!
Can someone PLEASE explain that to me?! - NiGHTSChao, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6hope he doesnt hit any rust spots
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4E. E. Cummings poem, "She Being Brand", probably inspired this.. I'm not even kidding. You read about it once, it's about a car. Read about it as a woman and not a car, and it becomes a COMPLETELY different poem.
http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/e__e__cummings/poems/14261
An excerpt:
she being Brand
-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having
thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O. - mousy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I love the fact the photo of him is in a car park, and the fact he's checking to see if anyone is watching....
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