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- thinkingserious, on 10/11/2007, -13/+449Great. Now I have no reason to watch the movie.
- crxvfr, on 10/11/2007, -15/+408Jesus rises, page 682
- jstohler, on 10/11/2007, -14/+359On what page do you learn who his father really is?
- gegroff, on 10/11/2007, -24/+210That is a load of crap, I saw Jesus the other day. He was mowing my neighbor's lawn.
- weezerjoker2, on 10/11/2007, -150/+335On what page do they tell you that it's a fictional book?
- ziffel, on 10/11/2007, -42/+182page 1. "In the beginning ... God"
- Le3f, on 10/11/2007, -13/+138NOOOOOOOOO! You bitch!... You bitch!
- Bigzz, on 10/11/2007, -13/+118wait...he dies?
- ani625, on 10/11/2007, -7/+108Thanx a lot for killing all the fun.
- Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -3/+71I heard a rumor that he also plays the Holy Spirit - but you have to pay attention at just the right spot (I suppose it's an Easter Egg).
- Spytap, on 10/11/2007, -8/+72Speaking of Easter Eggs, I can't wait until this guy replaces the same URL with a jpg of Harry Potter spoilers...
- blubolt, on 10/11/2007, -9/+61He takes over the world in the last chapter!!!! The Book of Revelation - read it!
- rejoined, on 10/11/2007, -7/+58Actually, the book doesn't say it, but in the movie, 'Don Vito Corleone', plays both *God* and the *Father*.
- MatthewBlack, on 10/11/2007, -7/+53God created ***** so people can *****.
- RoroCo, on 10/11/2007, -2/+44Actually, the Easter eggs only start appearing on page 731. Easter doesn't exist until then.
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -25/+63NOOOO BITCH!! YOUUU BIIITTCHHH
- goblindegook, on 10/11/2007, -8/+44What do you mean, "a fictional book"? Surely the book exists, I've seen copies.
- knuvue, on 12/05/2007, -9/+45Hahaha. I was the 666th person to Digg this, what do I win!?
- inthepit, on 10/11/2007, -5/+41The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
- thickdrummer, on 10/11/2007, -6/+42Jesus...*I* am your father!
- Razster, on 10/11/2007, -26/+59You forgot to mention that the Christians win at the End.
- Nowaiman, on 10/11/2007, -17/+49Why did God have to create *****.
- gregdigg, on 10/11/2007, -16/+48I guess the fact that it said he created the light that separates night from day on the first day but didn't create the sun until the fourth day was a tip-off. (Plus, there wouldn't really be days at all without the sun, but whatever.)
- f0dder, on 10/11/2007, -13/+45Self rez and shape shifting zombie ghost powers. So unbalanced, nerf Jesus.
- bruenig, on 10/11/2007, -11/+36Except that Harry is a fictional character so that wouldn't make sen...oh wait.
- Eeqmcsq, on 10/11/2007, -12/+36That page is buried somewhere near Mount Sinai and it reads "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -8/+30I heard the 7-11 down the road laid him off. Someone said he kept scaring off customers after showing them that party trick where he bleeds from his hands and feet.
- gmillerd, on 10/11/2007, -8/+28Skip the sequel its total slapstick.
- JustFender, on 10/11/2007, -3/+23wow, all that happens in the bible?
- crzdmn, on 10/11/2007, -3/+23was he asking the grass to get shorter?
- crzdmn, on 10/11/2007, -18/+35The part that says the book was written by people, and then translated by people, ohh and edited by people (the church specifically)...
- jgreene777, on 10/11/2007, -3/+18What do people who make costumes have to do with anything?
- Shadez, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18I put in spoiler tags on the Bible article on Wikipedia once, but they removed them D:
- Verdanic, on 10/11/2007, -4/+19Way to assrape sarcasm.
- dillibob, on 10/11/2007, -7/+22in the directors cut you actually learn jesus was in fact a buhddist.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KxhcWUSoE4Y - jgreene777, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17Actually it was the bleeding
- nwoantibody, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17You win a free trip to hell.
With American Airlines of course. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -13/+27hezekia 14:6 - Jesus built my hot rod
- mattmcm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16Harry is a wizard.
- Pureeviljester, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1520He who testifies to these things says, "Yes, I am coming soon."
Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.
21The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen.
Last 2 verses - vcleniuk, on 10/11/2007, -5/+18And I was just going to rent "The Passion of the Christ", ... damn.
- pixelate, on 10/11/2007, -5/+17http://youtube.com/watch?v=lKgc-J__r0g
man, you crazy Jesus! YOU CRAZY!!! - Pensi, on 10/11/2007, -3/+15I got to the part when God said "let there be light" and I put it down because I saw the plot going no where .
- MetaMars, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Eternal Damnation.
- cjhandley, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Yes, because Pascal's wager is logically sound. THERE CAN ONLY BE TWO POSSIBILITIES!
- specialK16, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Wine is not an emulator?
- tehkain, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11Jesus and god are the same person? Wow how fight club of them.
- MacEnvy, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13The Harry Potter series is just 1000 years and some creative editing away from becoming someone's bible.
Seriously, from a scholarly point of view, that's fairly accurate. - raymore, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13***** Owned. ha.
- gboone, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10I believe it's somewhere in the Book of Adams, I know the passage, not the citation though. "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
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