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- idavidtang, on 10/01/2009, -42/+848About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
- anexanhume, on 10/01/2009, -5/+599That's just what happens when you're UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.
- ColinsvilleMD, on 10/01/2009, -8/+514Have you ever been standing next to a detonated car bomb? Then you have no idea what it feels like to want to swing a cactus.
- subliminali, on 10/01/2009, -3/+491-Demetri Martin
- amabaie, on 10/01/2009, -10/+478Actually, I think that grabbing a cactus would the thing that would piss me off.
- TobiasParker, on 10/01/2009, -5/+316You accidentally the whole thing.
- DeviantDragon, on 10/01/2009, -2/+298You'll swing cacti like KENYANS!
- digitalpencil, on 10/01/2009, -1/+262we had a smart cactus when i was a kid, it sat on the window-ledge of the kitchen amongst various other cacti..
one day i came in to make a sandwich and noticed that this particular cactus (obviously annoyed that it had been receiving less water than its compatriots) had grown a root out from the top of its pot and plunged it into the pot next door. i decided to do nothing about it (best not to enrage a cactus with murderous sensibilities) and about a month later, it had quite literally strangled the life out of this neighbouring pot.
it's still there, and i've been uneasy standing near it ever since.. i'm always kind of worried i'm going inadvertently enrage it and have it attack, day of the triffids style..
bastard plant. - seanmx, on 10/01/2009, -5/+230He was actually trying to put the fire out using the water from the cactus.
- fonebone, on 10/01/2009, -0/+219That's no car bomb, it's a road block - African style, probably set up by the guy with the cactus.
- shutaro, on 10/01/2009, -3/+218Yes.
- diggB, on 10/01/2009, -1/+179He's just trying to get his point across.
- cuervoman914, on 10/01/2009, -4/+169hey, you're a phony. a BIG, FAT PHONY.
- diggB, on 10/01/2009, -4/+160Dry sense of humor.
- DeskFlyer, on 10/01/2009, -1/+146400 BABIES
- inactive, on 10/01/2009, -6/+134I didn’t know cactuses grew in France.
- singleton, on 10/01/2009, -0/+124The other guy is on an invisible surfboard.
- burketo, on 10/01/2009, -0/+111CACTUS SWINGING, similar to BEAR-BLASTING!
- robdiggity, on 10/01/2009, -5/+114cacti
- UNC0MM0NSense, on 10/02/2009, -0/+102DON'T CACTUZ ME BRO!
- joshmoney, on 10/01/2009, -0/+102What a prick.
- one1plus1one, on 10/02/2009, -0/+85France?! That ain't no France. That's Detroit.
- thenorwegian, on 10/01/2009, -3/+86funny, but next time quote your material, don't steal it.
- 8BitGaming, on 10/02/2009, -0/+80What is this, I don't even.
- Infowarsdotcom, on 10/01/2009, -3/+72It's not a cactus...it's a huge ***** churro.
- bluesz, on 10/01/2009, -6/+58http://instantboss.org/
- Karagoose, on 10/01/2009, -10/+59Time to play 'Spot the WTFS?!'
1. Car on fire from explosion.
2. Man swinging a cactus around.
3. Guy in Hawaiian shirt doing a surfing pose, oblivious to his surroundings, surfs up dude.
4. Red shirt guy doing the MC Hammer (might be someone else) dance where you walk in place and swing your arms around like your walking in place.
5. Guy in purple (behind cactus man) stealing kid in blues bike. - BorsKaegel, on 10/01/2009, -2/+50You've never had roasted cactus, have you?
- Auraness, on 10/02/2009, -0/+48From KENYA.
- mjsilva, on 10/01/2009, -1/+44I've just laugh, should I feel bad :|
- 80hd, on 10/02/2009, -0/+42Fire Ze missiles!
- ctabone, on 10/02/2009, -1/+41What a silly question, if they weren't familiar with Demetri Martin, they quite possibly might.
- inactive, on 10/01/2009, -2/+41is that in Chicago?
- Alienrace, on 10/02/2009, -0/+37http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
- AlPal123, on 10/02/2009, -0/+37You'll feel like a FIGHTER JET made of BICEPS!
- norwegianlegion, on 10/02/2009, -1/+37Dugg for using the proper plural form of cactus.
- Sploxy, on 10/02/2009, -0/+36But I am le tired.
- Tomoir, on 10/02/2009, -0/+36Fine, take a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
- captainplanet52, on 10/02/2009, -0/+32It's like adding CHOCOLATE to an ELECTRICAL STORM!
- DrummerAndrew, on 10/02/2009, -2/+32Propsterone.
- davidjunit, on 10/01/2009, -3/+31This is what happens when Chris Redfield gets the infinite rocket launcher and just runs around town.
- 2winhe1ix, on 10/01/2009, -7/+34Yes, one time, and let me they were less than pleased in WalMart.
- jwmann, on 10/02/2009, -1/+28And then I was like, damn, you steal more jokes than Dane Cook.
- calypsoschnitzl, on 10/02/2009, -0/+25http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200901 ...
- MrBoog, on 10/02/2009, -2/+27Guys stop needling him
- Jeepy, on 10/02/2009, -0/+24GODBERRY, king of the juice!
- burketo, on 10/02/2009, -0/+23Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
- DrVic, on 10/01/2009, -0/+22That's a guy who knows how to get ***** done!
- marciot, on 10/02/2009, -0/+21Looks like a deleted scene from District 9.
- vashth3stampede, on 10/02/2009, -0/+20when god gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
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