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- saxreturns, on 05/06/2008, -0/+78Hahah, I like the fact that the Kosher vending machine says 24/6 on it.
- gonegoogling, on 05/06/2008, -1/+75and as a bonus, if you use your debit card to buy the panties it automatically registers you as a sex offender.
- skags, on 05/06/2008, -1/+57"I wanna make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real ***** big!"
- Mitch Hedberg - 1aaaa, on 05/06/2008, -2/+51The pot vending machine seems a natural companion to a doritos vending machine.
- Alphateam, on 05/06/2008, -0/+47If you have to dig for anal beads, you are doing it wrong.
- WoogieHauser, on 05/06/2008, -1/+39Dugg for anal beads. I find myself saying this at least 2x/day now.
- removesstains, on 05/06/2008, -0/+31Man i wish i was 1 of those girls. They get to wear brand new underwear every day.
- StigNordas, on 05/06/2008, -2/+32The Japanese lobster catcher seems especially twisted, poor little invertebrate tasty friends!
- Zemenar, on 05/06/2008, -0/+26I couldn't help but smile at that comment coming from someone named "Removesstains"..
- BojanglesUdon, on 05/06/2008, -0/+19Sales of used panties were banned by the Japanese government a while back. Now I have to resort to kidnapping for my fix. Thanks, Japanese government!
- DiggieDarko, on 05/06/2008, -1/+20Soiled is such a strong word.
- carterbaldwin, on 05/06/2008, -0/+17Lobsters and ***** rings?
- Scottievm, on 05/06/2008, -1/+17They should kill two birds with one stone, and just sell the Doritos and weed in the same machine.
- homedaddy, on 05/06/2008, -1/+17how do you grab a live lobster? seriously, I can't even catch a stupid plush toy, the lobster just seems impossible.
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -1/+16could get 2 birds stoned at once?
- mediaspree, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13I saw this in a Florida restraunt. Basically you pay a buck for the gamble of trying to catch the lobster. If you get it, you get the lobster dinner for a buck. If you don't, and noone does, they get to keep your buck and pinchey lives on another day.
- GaijinTenshi, on 05/06/2008, -0/+13Your statement truly defines your name. Kudos.
- Alphateam, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12Well...I change my underwear everyday.
I have more than one pair.....don't you? - TheEnoculator, on 02/17/2009, -0/+12Do I want to know how they got so many soiled underwears?
- absurdist, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12Indeed. I prefer the term "delicately scented."
Wait, did I just say that out loud? ;) - SenorCardgage74, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12Thats a platform we can ALL get behind.
He's got my vote. - homercles337, on 05/06/2008, -2/+14Why do people immediately cry "PEDO" when something sexual involves young *women?* Pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubescent girls, not young women. This is probably borderline ephebophilia, but these women are NOT pre-pubescent. Ok, now the protestants can digg me down.
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -0/+11Of course
- inactive, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10A better question is how do those things sit there without getting broken into constantly
- MattB123, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10Better after school job than a paper route?
- slapded, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10RIP
- MilitantRabbit, on 05/06/2008, -0/+10You should see the disclaimer
"Enjoy a hot nosh all day, every day!*
*If you use this machine on the Sabbath, you're not kosher and you're going to hell." - keitarofujiwara, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9Soiled underwear? Soiled?! Some things are just way beyond me.
- aaabatteries, on 05/06/2008, -0/+9Jews don't believe in Hell. ;)
- TheUngod, on 05/06/2008, -5/+14Kosher vending machines are a horrible idea. Yes, Jews always have change, but it's not like they're going to spend it!
- Zemenar, on 05/06/2008, -1/+9That's kinda creepy.. I was wondering the exact same thing. Maybe they pay school girls for their used underwear? I'm really curious now.. and I can't think of a way for that not to make me sound creepy.
- Bajayjay, on 05/06/2008, -3/+11The Kosher vending machine is pretty random. I wonder if there's a Halal counterpart?
- coyote1284, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Yes, robbie, that's the gag. It's Jewish, so it doesn't work on the Sabbath.
- MattB123, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Well who doesn't? Only an elitist wouldn't like these things!
- Scottievm, on 05/06/2008, -1/+8Do you take a dump in your underwear before you take it off?
- Fietek, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Lets hope no kid gets caught in that claw machine
- gnothiseauton, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7In japan, the most common vending machines are drinks then cigarettes followed by beer. The cigarette vending machines require a special ID. The beer ones work with your drivers license or national ID card. The sex related vending machines come next: porn videos, porn mags or full of all you need for a fun night (condoms, lube, handcuffs, dildos, vibrators, etc.) I HAVE in fact seen one for school girl panties. After those, perhaps Panasonic battery vending machines are next. Though, I have never seen a battery vending machine next to a vibrator one. Some people have no business sense I guess ;) The best I have seen was for its placement not its contents. It was a flower bouquet vending machine located in a bar and entertainment district just across from a "massage" parlor. At 6am, after a night out clubbing, it was a bit surreal to see.
- derrikirred, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6A while back.
- Funkly, on 05/06/2008, -0/+6you go to the club during the day and register with your prescription from your Dr. The you get an access card, which like an ATM room you use your card to get in, and then you can access the vending machine the same way, the whole time being watched on a camera, get your stash.. umm prescription and move on about yo BIZness....
noteworthy... the vending machine in LA has been confiscated by the DEA... theres a story on digg somewhere about that.. - LZeppelinJ0, on 05/06/2008, -1/+7Hm, do they just have a workshop full of pre-pubescent school girls who get paid to soil their underwear all day? Very strange mental image...
- PinkFloyd2003, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5I've actually seen that Win-a-Lobster Claw game up in Maine at a restaurant and I couldn't help but think all the exact same things the person who wrote this article was thinking including a "Who the ***** greenlights this idea?"
- blakeage, on 05/06/2008, -2/+7dugg for "pinchey"
- coyote1284, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5Yes, there are shops that young women can sell their "gently used" intimate apparel to for quick cash. BTW, the picture on the package probably isn't the girl it came from.
- Murdats, on 05/06/2008, -0/+5from my understanding they doing mean soiled in that manner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burusera#Burusera_in_ ... - noncn4mst, on 04/15/2009, -0/+4We have several of these on the Gulf coast of Alabama/Florida Panhandle. They're about 5 bucks and are located in restaurants and bars - who will cook them for you if you catch one.
The little bastards are hard to get, though. They snap their back and will pop out of the claw. The trick is to grab him by the head and upper body. - Aensland, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4It's got a little turret with a camera and an autocannon.
- Funkly, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4not that i would know anything about that...
- coyote1284, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4Young ladies get some quick cash selling them, the picture on the package is not neccesarily the girl they came from.
- bandaidkjk, on 05/06/2008, -0/+4I'm surprised this one for Live Bait didn't make it in. I've seen a few around MN.
http://www.vcibaitvend.com/ - CivicTV, on 08/14/2009, -0/+3We have a winner!
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