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VIDEO: Patrice Oneal Explains Donkey-Punching to Fox News

gawker.com — A recent topic for discussion on Fox News' "The Big Story with John Gibson" was the suspension of radio "personalities" Opie & Anthony. Gibson's panel included comedian Patrice Oneal, who suggested that no topic is off-limits so long as you can be humorous about it....then goes on to explain what a "donkey punch" is

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  • l33tn00b, on 10/11/2007, -16/+93Full interview:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY

    The whole thing is hilarious. Black people are always right.
    • waxoff, on 10/11/2007, -42/+20If only she had explained the term "Dirty Sanchez"
    • diggcopblowme, on 10/11/2007, -33/+9The only thing funnier than a Donkey Punch is what happens after the Donkey Punch...

      http://www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php
    • thatsmyaibo, on 10/11/2007, -23/+20@waxoff

      You know Patrice is a dude right?
    • GawtMilk, on 10/11/2007, -25/+10Your name uses the word "gay" in it, possibly in association with the Son Of G-d. Please hold as Digg will delete your comment, and username, on grounds of it being offensive. I'll snail-mail you some pamphlets on how to book yourself a spot at "Re-sensitizing camp", so you'll learn to post only PG-approved words from now on. Thanks!

      ---

      I'm level-headed enough to realize that this isn't because of 9/11 or the Government (unlike the good majority of internet users), but because of self-censorship to maximize profits on account of the radio stations. CBS doesn't want to get sued because it's shock-jocks uses racially-charged statements, so they fire them. I think that that's a stupid way of looking at it. It's the shock-jocks who get the highest public image, and if the radio station gets sued they can say the shock-jocks have the legal right to freedom of speech.

      It's kind of sad, the amount of pussification that happens in the modern day. The guy made a joke about raping a woman. It's in poor-taste, people...but seriously. How many 30-somethings driving their Honda Civics to work will hear Don Imus or Opie and Anthony and think, "well, it *HAS* been a while since I sexually abused a female" or "time to go lynch some blacks"? It just doesn't make sense. People are too uptight these days.
    • osbjmg, on 10/11/2007, -6/+21I love Patrice Oneal, funny stuff.

      waxoff - At least click the link before commenting, you make no sense. Patrice Oneal is not an Irish woman, as you may assume.
    • _skin_, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Homeless charlie rant...

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9088508780009616058&hl=en
    • vtron, on 10/11/2007, -3/+20Patrice missed a HUGE opportunity during the activist's last rant that the general public was outraged. It's NOT the general public, it's small interest groups.
    • endustry, on 10/11/2007, -10/+73@l33tn00b: Are black people really "always right" or are they simply the only people who are allowed to say whatever they want without persecution?
    • Bamont, on 10/11/2007, -16/+16Actually, he's not explaining this to Fox News - he's explaining it to the woman claiming that his jokes are tasteless.

      This trend on Digg about throwing in "so and so tells Fox News off!" just to get Diggs is getting really annoying, and really pathetic.

      I realize that many of you don't like the channel, but for a submitter to purposefully go out of their way to mis-represent a news feed just to get Diggs is pathetic, and definitely doesn't promote truth.
    • HarryHunt, on 10/11/2007, -6/+48Rape is NO laughing matter...unless you're raping a clown!
    • flippinjeremy, on 10/11/2007, -7/+20Quote from the host: "You can't just say anything on the air"

      Who decides what you can and can't say on the air? That's an absurd comment, and smells of dirty censorship that FOX News and many 'big-name' media venues support.

      OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS BEING STOLEN. DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO KEEP IT.
    • kmckanna, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Lol so true, the end "She's not representing the Nappy-headed-hoe part, just the hoe," hahaha... That was a slap in their faces, they didn't even respond because they know they'd lose that battle.

      Patrice O'neal, American Hero.
    • ilikekittens, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1@endustry (#6733656)
      What does being black have to do with this particular thing?
    • AWBoy666, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13You know what's really funny? The fact that you KNOW that woman was thinking: "Stupid *****."
    • twiztedambience, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5Actually the FCC is supposed to regulate the airwaves, since technically it is our airwaves. So.. if you don't like censorship in broadcast, then you need to rewind the clock about 60 years to when the FCC was created. But I guess you'd like to complain that "our liberties are quickly being eroded"

      It helps to know what you're talking about before calling wolf a hundred times, since you then fail to help the cause flippinjeremy
    • skyfire1, on 10/11/2007, -4/+29/11 was hilarious.

      http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/9/11
    • chessmaster2000, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1there is something called the VIDEO SECTION you know?

      anyway, it was funny, but posted in wrong place
    • l33tn00b, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2@endustry
      Not at all, black people are just always right. Next time don't be so reasonable kthxbi.
  • aerofan897, on 10/11/2007, -6/+46Although this should be in the videos section, I'm kinda glad it isn't. I never look at the videos now that they've been moved to their own section.
    • Wisgary, on 10/11/2007, -0/+24It's actually been in the videos section for over a day.
    • m3mn0n, on 10/11/2007, -23/+4Yup... buried as dupe.

      And quit being lazy... categorization/separation is good.
  • TheGreatGatsbii, on 10/11/2007, -14/+7I'm just wondering how many of those people she supposedly "represents" actually agree with her view on the subject.
    • 0xbaadf00d, on 10/11/2007, -9/+0hi there
    • MaynardJK, on 10/11/2007, -2/+10It isn't nice to call a black man a woman. You might get reverend Al on your ass so watch out.
    • MaynardJK, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10*****, I realized you were talking about the interviewer. Digg these both down.
  • phuzzy3d, on 10/11/2007, -4/+30In American we have Freedom of Speech. Which should not have a bunch of politicians, businessmen, and or victims hanging all over it trying to buy chunks of it as if it were made of gold.
    • dahitman2389, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25We only have as much Freedom of Speech as we choose to take the consequences for.
    • converge, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1@dahitman2389

      That's like saying, "In America we have Freedom to Murder. We only have as much Freedom to Murder as we choose to take the consequences for."
  • laserblazer, on 10/11/2007, -2/+21The back of her head is bruised under that hair.
  • nate263, on 10/11/2007, -3/+54Freaking awesome. I can't believe Patrice got to talk about ejaculating in someone's eye on television.
  • Gir53457, on 10/11/2007, -2/+67Basically hes saying anything can be funny under certain context. And shes saying that rape is never funny and even jokes are hurting women. Personally, beating your lover is not funny, but the picture of the angry pirate I have in my head is hilarious.
  • kneegarplz, on 10/11/2007, -36/+15The first credible news FOX has aired in 6 months! Want to know why Sean Hannity spews the ***** he does? I heard both the donkey punch and angry pirate are his boyfriend's favorite moves.
  • Frost9999, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9Someone please tell me what these things are.. I'm scared to google it at work.
    • schafer68, on 10/11/2007, -4/+11You might need to be more specific which terms need definitions. For a "safe" lookup you might google urban dictionary. I'd wager they'll have the proper definitions without illustrations or other "unprofessional" content.

      Regardless, you should be careful: all are misogynistic, and probably grounds for sexual harassment claims if a sensitive coworker were to witness your browsing.

      You might have the freedom of speech, but you don't have the freedom to read free speech.
    • GawtMilk, on 10/11/2007, -3/+34@schafer

      Urban dictionary? Work safe? They've got messed up entries listed for the most kid-friendly terms around. Things like "happy bunny" return results like "when you're ***** a girl, you cum all over her pubes and then pour bleach on them, then attach her ears to the ceiling and throw bricks at her ovaries and whilst making her jump". That website is *NOT* work safe.
    • ho0ber, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6I just ***** myself laughing to that mental picture. Damn, my boss is going to think I'm crazy now.
    • UnoriginalMind, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3@GawtMilk (#6732000)
      That is the greatest sex position EVER. I'm adding that to UD as I write this. There is NO chance of hell of it getting in though, worth a shot I guess.
  • schafer68, on 10/11/2007, -11/+4I REALLY wish he would have let her finish the entire description of the "donkey punch". Sure, maybe the joke's misogynistic but something tells me that philly is into some serious S&M. Odds they hook up after the show?

    All this politically incorrect horse ***** reminds me of that time I tried to explain what "bukake" means to a girl a party when my girlfriend walked up... Yes, I was embarrassed, and maybe I regretted engaging in such discourse at the time... But gawd damn was it funny to everyone else that was there.

    Oh, ... I just realized my grandmother watches Fox "news"... Yikes. Hope she's not a digger, or I've got some explaining to do. =)
  • TheCheeks, on 10/11/2007, -4/+35That woman was stupid, she should have been called out for saying "women are outraged..." Oh really? You get to speak for all women? You represent them all? I bet there are some women that think those jokes are funny.
    • LaueOfficer, on 10/11/2007, -15/+7My girlfriend thought they were hilarious and didn't stop laughing! (until I donkey punched her, oops, internet time is up, gotta go back to my cell)
    • 98acura, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11@thecheeks (#6731611)
      My girlfriend was laughing, and talking about what a stupid bitch that woman was. My girlfriend is also a huge Opie and Anthony fan, and LOVES Patrice Oneal.

      God I miss Opie and Anthony :(

      ***** XM
      ***** Censorship
    • jmreid, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6That lady speaking for all women is like Sharpton speaking for all blacks. Who gave them the right?
  • fireball74, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9I hate the PC police. I wish I could lock that chick up and make her watch "40 Year-Old Virgin" over and over again.
  • NVMojo, on 10/11/2007, -6/+10Those freaks who use the name of Jesus Christ like it's their casual piece of toilet paper are behind the censorship. The same freaks who feel it is their right to make decisions based on their belief systems about other people's lives and what goes on with their genitals. Jerry Falwell brought them to power. Enjoy! More to come, the inquisition starts soon!
  • spearce, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18the people that get offended by the comments that these jocks are making aren't listening to the shows until someone says to them "hey did you hear what that radio guy said? you should really be offended by his comments."

    the offended aren't the target audience so they will never get the jokes. so does that mean those saying the jokes shouldn't be allowed to say them?
    • kahlessreborn, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Beautifully said they are on premium satellite radio something which i don't think many kids have acess too also on most tuners it says whats on. Oh O&A i hate them skips the channel. ITs that god damn simple.
    • evilregis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11Or they listen to the show for the express purpose of waiting for JUST THIS SITUATION to happen so they can begin to tear it down. Either way, I extend both of my middle fingers in their general direction.
  • mrharvey518, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Wow, that seriously made my morning. And I had never heard the pirate one before.
  • JangoFett, on 10/11/2007, -1/+45I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

    -George Carlin
  • jellygraph, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5lol, i love it when people use sweeping generalizations and such, as if they speak for everyone...

    "the people are this"
    "the people are that"

    this woman should be a republican politician
  • Dolomite, on 10/11/2007, -9/+2I can't belive she tried to explain this on TV! This woman is brave.
  • clyde2801, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6Does he think caucasians using the n-word is funny?
    • dahitman2389, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5He didn't say just anything is funny. But everyone has the right to try to be funny. Basically it comes down to freedom of speech. I agree. If I want to say how I would love to have sex with a baby goat while it is being pushed out of it's mother's hole, while trying to turn it into an Aristocratic joke, I should damn well be able to. Without being thought of as a goat *****.

      Though, it is the stations right to terminate as they see fit. Nothing protects from that.
    • fugularity, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Everything is funny, narc.
    • manicallday, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2As a black person yes I think that has the potential to be funny. This is because I don't associate myself with that word. However, if you go into stereotypical tirades of races, that's just tired, Black or White.
    • troye, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2@clyde2801

      Yes, Caucasians using the n-word can be funny. Just take a look at BET, there are a handful of white comedians that are ***** hilarious with various material. As long as you don't try to *****-talk or be racist then n-word jokes may be funny even while using the n-word. I don't say the n-word myself, but you can't help but hear it. I think that the use of it will disappear over time. I got to go to work. I will be back on commenting later around 3pm PST.
    • Frost9999, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10*****, it's just a word.. there is no need to avoid typing it while you're discussing it openly. I mean seriously, 'the n-word'? When did that start?
    • Deathshead1941, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Patrice is one of the very few out there with some balls besides O&A.

      "Its rainin' stuff!"
    • weters, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Yes. Patrice is quite frequently on the Opie and Anthony show along with lil' Jimmy Norton. They pass around the N word like it's gum. He laughs, they laugh, we laugh, and we all have a good time.
    • trouble916, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2You mean "nappy"? Yeah, I think it's pretty funny.
    • diggerphelps, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1The "*****-hatin' Hat" song is pretty damn funny.

      "Wake up, whiiiiite peeeeeople!"
    • tyler0896, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0"Does he think caucasians using the N word is funny"

      You make the call - http://media.putfile.com/louis-ck-explains-n-word
  • cru99, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8"The Donkey Punch," is funny, even if in name only.
    • evilregis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+54@cru99 (#6732433)
      I'll never forget the day my wife came home from work with a headache. A really, really bad headache that seemed to be situated in the back of her head. She proceeded to tell me that it felt like she'd been donkey punched.

      Suffice it to say that I fell of whatever piece of furniture I was on and was in tears, gasping for air. She didn't understand what was so funny. Well, she'd heard the term, but only half of the story behind it. She though it was just getting punched in the back of the head. Period.

      When I told her the rest of what constituted a "donkey punch" she was rather embarrassed. Even funnier was that she'd told her mother, too, that she thought she'd been donkey punched. Luckily, mom didn't know what it was either.

      Good times.
    • elev, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3@ evilregis,
      I logged in just to digg that.
  • nukethewhales, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Hilarious!

    "I might lose a toe!"
  • m0tbaillie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Goddamn, people in this country have become way, way too uptight about anything and everything.
  • SteveTheSultan, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1Donkey Punch? What about a dirty sanchez
    • NatieB, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Don't forget space docking and the rusty trombone. Oh, and strawberry shortcakes.

      /could go on forever
    • thefaithful, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Don't forget pattycaking and the ring around the rosie.
  • manicallday, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Paul Mooney had a very similar interview about funny when they interviewed him about the Kramer meltdown. His joke was a little more funny just because he rips Greta as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cuX2uYOi4g
  • TheStrood, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2He came to Ohio State earlier this year and for about 20 minutes just had people shout out things like the Angry Pirate and then explain them to the audience. He lives for this kind of thing.
  • tktackett, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2Rape is no laughing matter.......unless your raping a clown.
  • Heiios, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Arrrrghhhh thattickled me funny bone matey..... haha... get ready sweetie tonight Im going to try a new position I learned about.. The pirate.
  • mattmollysdad, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1comics can do any topic... that's what it is all about..even Shakespeare wrote funny lines. sorry u guys missed "Lenny Bruce" he was ***** amazing. Over 50 years ago and he is still more relevant than 95% of todays comics.
  • TrueXtremeIcon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? SHE'S OUTRAGED!
  • arras, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Patrice just became my hero for today
  • warcrackhead, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3OMG that is the funniest thing I have seen in months!

    Ejaculate in her eye and kick her in the shin so she hops around saying "Arg!" with one eye covered like a pirate!?!?

    ROFLMFAO!!!!!! XD
  • kahakauai, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Sooooo... "Nappy headed Ho's" gets a white dude fired. But saying you "ejaculate in her eye, then kick her in the shin" is just another day in the office? bahaha
  • Eddie Temple, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1"Rape is never a laughing Matter, unless your raping a clown"
  • RollFizzlebeef, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I like mythological sex acts as much as the next guy (the "Bucking Bronco" is my fave), but this is funny because it's being said on a "news program", and even funnier because it's on the news network of the "family values" crowd.

    I don't know if O'Neal was aware of all the context, but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen him do.
  • blacktaco, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Dugg for the angry pirate - Funniest damn thing I've seen all week.
  • imthepresident, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0I think we can all agree in unison when I say............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Unclickable, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3The real donkey punch http://yuxt.com/videos/59707
  • CraigC85, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Patrice O'Neal understands who he represents, this horrible woman (who are why these jokes are invented) says she represents the American people? Ughhh.

    The fact alone that XM channels can be blocked by parents so their children or they themselves is a strong enough reason not to suspend them, they are a cottage kind of industry and have a very strong following with their core listeners.

    There are so many holes with the argument against the show its ludicrous. Woman on the set laughing FTW
  • one2gamble, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Im sorry but he is the man, thats just flat out funny because it was on Fox News.
  • DaveXensen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0patrice o'neal = lonny in "The Office" (one of the extra warehouse workers)

    he's also brilliantly funny
  • gmacdaddy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Oh this is just awesome, I did not even know what a donkey punch was until 4 years out of college. Now, thanks to that chick I understand the reasoning, "to make a woman's body tense up at the moment of male ejaculation!" Classic, gonna try this tonight, LOL!
  • YAMEEN, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0DIGG IS VERY GOOD I WOULD LIKE TO.
  • SirGunslinger, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0I don't think I can come up with the words to describe how entertained I was listening to that...
  • BOFH2, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I think you should be able to tell any joke you want, however be prepared for people to be upset. What is going on is the people who do not like to joke are the most vocal and those that think it is funny are bending to that rule. Complain all you want but digging this storie and leaving a comment without calling XM and saying it is wrong is not going to change anything. Call them.

    800-XM-RADIO (800-967-2346).
  • bitsculptor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I love you Patrice... "No *****"
  • dk911, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0"Who decides what you can and can't say on the air? That's an absurd comment, and smells of dirty censorship that FOX News and many 'big-name' media venues support."

    The FCC decides what you can and cannot say. Mainly because they don't want kids learning to say "***** that bitch" and "*****" and "nappy headed hos". Even though I support OandA and Imus (allthough DIGG was screaming that Imus should be removed from the air for HIS comments) and anyone else who should be able to say what they want, there is still some decency for kids that we need to maintain. Otherwise, if we open it up to "say what you will because it is protected by the 1st amendment" then we need to open up porn to kids, not just pictures, but hardcore acts of *****. Let them see what their private parts are used for. Then we show them as much violence as their little minds can hold, and give them a gun and send them out into the streets.

    Comedy is comedy and people need to relax. I used to get upset when people used the word "retard" in a joking way because my brother has Downs Syndrome. Now I can't care the least if they use it -- hell, *I* use it jokingly. However, if it's being used with hate and loathing, then it's inappropriate. There should be a level of determination on what is comedy and what crosses the line. In this case, the homeless man skit, there may have been a crossing of the line. In fact, it may not be protected by the 1st amendment. The reason is because he wanted to "***** that bitch [Laura Bush] to death!" That is a statement of violence and isn't protected. But that's neither here nor there.

    The point is, OandA shouldn't be censored. However, maybe they should be fined. Maybe they should be slapped on the wrist for their action and sent along their merry way. But show cancellations?? C'mon, I'm Christian. I'm a moderate leaning right-winger. But I don't want a prudish world where people walk around in their little isolation bubbles all the time.
    • Urusai, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Stating what you want to do and what you intend to do are different things.
  • vinfamous, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2personally, i think patrice raped her in that debate. the same recycled garbage about change coming and the people have spoken is all none sense. what people? if people were really that outraged the market system would blur out the shows. comedians make a lot of money doing the things they do. i think its hilarious, the majority does or else no one would be paying anymore.

    id love to see her polling data. if they were so pissed, tell them to turn off their radios. its more effective then bitching.
  • binorgog, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1It has to be credible if it's in wikipedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

    The "Donkey Punch" is a sexual maneuver performed during anal sex. The penetrating partner punches the submissive partner in the back of the head in order to induce anal contractions. The term is not strictly defined or well-documented; at least one source attests to the move being "made up."[2] One source recommends the punch take place just before the penetrating partner's orgasm, producing "heavenly" constriction of the passive partner's anus "if she passes out."[2] The loss of consciousness is found in other, but not all, descriptions.[1] Another source recommends surprising the passive partner to "add ... intensity to the clench."[3]

    According to Andrea Nemerson, the sex columnist for the alt weekly San Francisco Bay Guardian newspaper, "There's no such thing as a 'donkey punch.'"[4] Similarly, Dan Savage, the editor of the Seattle alt weekly The Stranger and author of the sex advice column Savage Love, has called it "a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys."[5]
  • WANABEE4, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Shades of Ron Paul and free speech...cough...
  • NRX22, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Patrice rules :)
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