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- SpectreFire, on 07/05/2008, -10/+193Laugh all you want. But you'd be ***** scared ***** if an army of segway riding soldiers started coming towards you.
- Paulish, on 07/04/2008, -3/+166Disable them with EMP!
- Renian, on 07/05/2008, -4/+156They see me rollin'.
They hatin'. - Aursquared, on 07/05/2008, -1/+91Stairs?
- Igei, on 07/05/2008, -5/+88Hop a fence. Problem solved.
- KingKeys, on 07/05/2008, -3/+86This is an exercise they're doing in China right now in preparation for the Olympics. It was on the BBC the other day.
- MookiBlaylock, on 07/03/2008, -4/+65I think we'll probably see that in a neighborhood near you...soon.
- lolobean, on 07/04/2008, -6/+62wtf? please tell me this is some kind of joke.
- DaviDaviDaviD, on 07/04/2008, -6/+61This is what will happen if a geek becomes president or leader of the armed forces.
- inactive, on 07/05/2008, -1/+49But then I'd walk up a short set of stairs.
- krnldmp, on 07/05/2008, -3/+50Or gravel.
- ChileanGoD, on 07/05/2008, -2/+38They laughin cuz i'm white and nerdy
- jazboy, on 07/05/2008, -3/+35this isn't a cemetery fool
- LSDRunner, on 07/05/2008, -2/+34I just came back from Wall*E and this reminded me of all the fat folk flying around.
- vanguardanon, on 07/05/2008, -3/+33It's funny that you're getting buried. I guess people don't believe you but you're right. I saw it via the AP news.
- LeeSoong, on 07/05/2008, -3/+32Geek Squad is getting too damn serious about virus protection.
- jonishere, on 07/05/2008, -2/+27Monty Python version of Minority Report? FTW?
- SemiSarcastic, on 07/05/2008, -4/+22They need to be wearing Micky Mouse masks then I'll take them seriously.
- Naieve, on 07/05/2008, -2/+19That or you'd fall down laughing till they tried to run over you and piled atop you as they all fell off, then you would go to jail for sabotaging a Chinese Police force.
- Jaablaze, on 07/05/2008, -0/+17They would have the upper hand. The enemies would be to busy laughing.
- Msoltanian, on 07/05/2008, -25/+41I just touched my self. Digg me down so no one sees this.
- s0crates82, on 07/05/2008, -2/+17Ok, so think of it this way: they're not getting tired. They're nearly silent, so no thunderous rhythm of boots slapping pavement. They're moving at a constant speed which allows for commanders to predict ground coverage rates. They can hang things on the segway that they'd normally carry themselves. If they have to chase you, they can leave the damn segway where it is (RFID power kill would be perfect here). A street filled with these guys would be scary as all hell.
- GorfTron, on 07/05/2008, -2/+15Now we need segwayed protesters to complete this weird image.
- mlvassallo, on 07/05/2008, -0/+12really high curbs.
- krnldmp, on 07/05/2008, -2/+14Clothesline!
- GorfTron, on 07/05/2008, -1/+11And sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads.
- username7410, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9Pew, pew, pew, pew...
- ricemonster, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9'Cause everyone knows fences stop bullets.
- ScorpioPT, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9Peanut?
- LSDRunner, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9That movie would be a tad embarrassing to see if you were extremely obese, don't you think? Maybe it will be an eye-opener for some.
- LeeSoong, on 07/05/2008, -8/+17A unique way of finding cover:
Stand straight up and move slowly, under 10 MPH,
out in the clear open.
Ineffective, but unique - that is sure.
I guess it is so the other guys can find the sniper after the first 10 or so Segways get taken down ? - inactive, on 07/05/2008, -6/+14Looks like cheap Chinese Segway ripoffs
- Lutremi, on 07/05/2008, -1/+9Sand!
- supermanly, on 07/05/2008, -2/+9That's coming in the new Call of Duty 4 update silly.
- Sroek, on 07/05/2008, -10/+16***** the police.
- Archer007, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Xinhua is the Chinese government owned news agency, so this is probably in/from China.
- GSVNoFixedAbode, on 07/05/2008, -1/+7Arrrgh, naked Daleks!!
- st1100pilot, on 07/05/2008, -1/+7I'm sorry. If I were in a firefight, I would not want to be stuck on one of those things. Those guys are slow moving, clumsy, sitting ducks on those. I can't imagine that one single professional would try and fight while mounted on a Segway.
- thepain353, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6but what if the viruses have stairs.
- mwdcodeninja, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Just step up on the curb.
- DivisibleByZero, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Segways would work well for patrolling a mostly law-abiding crowd or pursuing a running suspect. I guess they're preparing to shoot the guy in the back?
- DivisibleByZero, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Seems like they'd want a redesign of the segway to do what they're doing here. Are they gripping the steering column with their knees? Seems like they could have something to lean their shoulders on while they're shooting.
- fsuarez2005, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Urban warfare needs urban camouflage. Bring on teh barbecue sauce.
- LSDRunner, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5ooo, I didn't even notice that. I'll watch for it next time.
I'm sure there's lots of hidden gems in that film. - Bzornes, on 07/05/2008, -3/+8Those things need shield on them. Oh, and they should have a lion with machine guns for arms that can ride along with them.
- annenk38, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Cavalry charges used to be pretty scary too. The Brits learned a hard lesson going against German machine guns at the onset of WWI.
- Vodd9, on 07/05/2008, -3/+8They're not Protoss. Plus, if that was the case, it would only disable their shield.
- Archer007, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5The thing is, Segways are FAST.
- etx313, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Who's you're favorite little rascal? Sinner.
- cdigioia, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Why do they have such tiny guns?
(won't even ask why the hell they're riding segways) -
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