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- weirdralph, on 05/31/2008, -6/+23Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!!! - loveandrockets, on 06/01/2008, -4/+16I knew a big guy in high school years ago. He got a full football scholarship to Stanford. One afternoon he broke into this girl's apartment to look through her panty drawer. But she came home so he hid in the closet. Finally he ran out and jumped out the 2nd story window. (I guess he had second thoughts.) He was caught that night and sent to jail. He committed suicide in prison. His mom died shortly after. She just gave up living.
Some dudes love the panties I guess. They'll do anything. - danielsamuels, on 06/01/2008, -1/+9Why did he sneak back out? It's not like the woman that he woke up didn't know he was there..
- weirdralph, on 05/31/2008, -1/+8(And it's even better if you read that in a Sean Connery voice)
- delude101, on 06/01/2008, -2/+9What the christ
- palehorse864, on 06/01/2008, -1/+7He nicked her knickers?
- Justinius, on 06/01/2008, -0/+6He broke into the lady's house, went into her room, then robbed her. I think he deserves more than 3 years probation and a unenforceable ban from talking to women while drunk, considering he raped a woman in 2003.
Doesn't that seem like incredibly light sentencing given the nature of his first conviction? - yosserhughes, on 06/01/2008, -0/+6Why are you being dugg down.
This guy should be locked up, how many signs do you need? The next time he gets the urge maybe his victim will fight back and he'll kill her. We know he's a rapist, we know he is still a danger and we let him walk the streets.
Just crazy, absolutely nuts. - palehorse864, on 06/01/2008, -1/+5Your right, that was better.
- danielsamuels, on 06/01/2008, -2/+6His right?
- Acglaphotis, on 06/01/2008, -1/+4Ninja-like.
- countingthedays, on 06/01/2008, -1/+4He was already a convicted rapist.
Been there, done that. - gordonrp, on 06/01/2008, -0/+3Exactlly.
By breaking into a sleeping womans bedroom he has clearly demonstrated that he has not learnt his lesson after raping someone in the hotel he worked at. - miggie, on 06/01/2008, -2/+5I blame anime for the spread of panties thieves.
- nc60659, on 06/01/2008, -0/+2wat
- sfacets, on 06/01/2008, -2/+4How did he sneak out if she was awake?
- Kidtuf, on 06/01/2008, -1/+3I was going to ask the same question. If he intentionally woke her there would be no reason to sneak at all, aside from comic relief...
- BeerRules, on 06/01/2008, -1/+3So wait if your a robber, and you break into someone house, I can see sneaking in but if your victim is awake then why sneak back out? Maybe I just didn't read the Cops & Robbers manual correctly but I'm pretty sure it said, If found out RUN LIKE HELL FROM THE COPS. Like wise for the cops they have to run like hell to catch the criminal.
- allaboutdatiki, on 06/01/2008, -1/+2wasn't this a monty python skit?
- inactive, on 06/03/2008, -0/+1reminds me of eric foreman and that 70's show.....panties, panties, glorious panties!
- scotishstriker, on 06/01/2008, -2/+3why is he not in jail?
- palehorse864, on 06/01/2008, -1/+2Whoops, that's what I get for not proofreading when I'm still groggy from getting up in the morning.
- gordonrp, on 06/01/2008, -4/+54 years for rape in 2003, now he is running around stealing underwear and he only gets 3 years probation? What the hell is wrong with our country (uk), put this guy in jail and throw away the key!
- oliversan, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1No, I've heard this before, if I'm not mistaken it came from bash.org.
- Marinium, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1The word knickers sounds no where near as attractive as panties.
- macfan93, on 06/01/2008, -1/+2damn, you beat me to it.
- inactive, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1Oh, and if we dare touch him while he's raping our women and stealing our knickers we'll be the ones in jail.
- inactive, on 06/06/2008, -0/+1The clue bus is leaving and you're not on it.
- buckrogers1965, on 06/01/2008, -1/+2Breaking and entering.
Robbery.
Theft. - donna1234, on 09/26/2008, -0/+1Contraceptive methods and means
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http://www.dizikom.com - HollowSnarl, on 06/01/2008, -2/+2Thankfully the woman is unharmed
- bigbillybee, on 01/07/2009, -0/+0Wonder what he did with the underwear....
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http://thickgirlsass.com - 808ethan, on 06/02/2008, -1/+1Well, if he was a woman and ran over a man 3 times, he/she'd get less so it seems like a hard sentence.
- blooby, on 06/01/2008, -1/+1How do you read ??? in a Sean Connery voice?
- SimpleAlex, on 12/29/2008, -0/+0haha this post is hilarious. Thanks for this original content.
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http://makeupapplication.org/ - mman426, on 06/01/2008, -0/+0you just imagine Sean Connery shrugging (its gotta be the SNL one though, not the real Sean Connery)
- buckrogers1965, on 06/01/2008, -1/+1Another way to is to be funny.
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http://hosted4life.info - fr3ddie, on 06/01/2008, -2/+1its called "reading out loud"
- JacobParker, on 06/01/2008, -2/+1Lmao.
- allothersnsused, on 06/01/2008, -2/+0This article wasn't great, but it might have been the only title ever on Digg to make me laugh out loud
- miggie, on 06/01/2008, -3/+1I'm sorry I didn't know I had to write sarcasm at the end of my sentence for people to realize it was a joke.
- warriorscot, on 06/01/2008, -4/+1Stealing underwear isn't really a capital offence. It would be pretty hard to justify panty raiding as a crime with a longer sentence than the previous rape conviction.
- ChingKing, on 06/01/2008, -3/+0So sad, some guys just can't afford to buy their own knickers.
- inactive, on 06/01/2008, -4/+1What crime did he commit!!!
What is this world coming to! - inactive, on 06/01/2008, -6/+1Why didn't he just ***** her?
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