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Top Ten WTF? US Sex Laws

media.www.ecollegetimes.com — In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

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  • akittenone, on 07/03/2008, -59/+17This put a smile on kittens face, and she knows of a few more laws as well
    • Zalyster, on 07/04/2008, -2/+36wat
    • renegadeafk, on 07/05/2008, -0/+41The *****?
    • IAmCuteKitty, on 07/05/2008, -1/+28hi
    • phorty40, on 07/05/2008, -8/+4you refer to yourself in the third person?
      Who are you Shaq?
      • brawltimore, on 07/05/2008, -1/+1karl malone
      • tenspeedogbb, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1RIcky Henderson is just trying to be the best Ricky Henderson that Ricky Henderson can be.
    • hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -3/+5Don't bury the smiling kitten.
    • ath1337, on 07/05/2008, -1/+18What's that you say? That put a smile on your kittens face? And you're from Washington State?
    • BackEnThaWomb, on 07/05/2008, -2/+14You're weird...I don't like you.
  • Vade218, on 07/03/2008, -49/+10Wow. I recently saw a show on PBS that talked about how contraceptives are actually illegal in the US, but the law isn't enforced. I hope it's safe to assume these fit into the same category.
    • mmembrino, on 07/05/2008, -2/+42Well that just isn't true.
      • therightclique, on 07/05/2008, -3/+2Most of these aren't true. Do you honestly believe there's a law in Georgia that says you have to be married to have sex? Hogwash. Maybe 150 years ago.
      • lengau, on 07/05/2008, -1/+2@therightclique - have you ever been to Georgia? I wouldn't be surprised if they *did* still have the law.
      • JustinCase18, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2A law may have been written 150 years ago. Whether or not the reason made sense back then is another matter. The problem is that your legislature is too busy writing new stupid laws to actually go back and review the old ones. Some stupid laws are piggybacked onto an actual smart one and sometimes politicians are too lazy to read all of the fine print. (Or they don't want to be "outed" for voting against a smart law because some ***** tagged on a stupid one to the bill.
    • Diggnabbit, on 07/05/2008, -0/+28They may have once been illegal, but there was a famous Supreme Court case (two actually - one about married couples and one about non-married ones) that made them legal. The old laws may still be on the books, but they aren't legal.
      • wphj, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1Connecticut had a ban on them that the Supreme Court struck down.
    • lazerflesh, on 07/05/2008, -1/+1Contraceptives might be illegal somewhere here. There's always some far off to the right person that thinks a celestial spirit goes BOOM right into the sperm and egg when they meet.
  • Masternajee, on 07/03/2008, -9/+6351. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

    2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

    3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

    4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

    5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC

    6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

    7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

    8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

    9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

    10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

    You mean they needed to write a law for #8. I thought it would be common sense.
    • atavena, on 07/04/2008, -0/+37Florida has all the crazy laws. http://www.ahajokes.com/laws009.html
      • MtheoryX, on 07/05/2008, -0/+12That's because Florida has all the crazy people.

        Crazy? Yeah, crazy like a senile, elderly person.
      • Nitesmoke, on 07/05/2008, -0/+12Florida is actually ahead of it's time, it should be illegal to have sex with porcupines in all 50 states.
      • imapluralist, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4Show me the legal citation for #8 about porcupines.

        I'm burying this as inaccurate.

        I can assure you, based on my legal knowledge and experience in Florida, that there is no such statute.

        And just based on common sense:
        Think about it, why would anyone make a law like that.
    • CrazyChair, on 07/21/2008, -1/+123#10 is so messed up...

      Men are allowed to have sex with animals that weigh less than 40 pounds, but women get arrested.
      • Browzer, on 07/05/2008, -3/+57I like to try to think of the circumstances that led to the creation the ridiculous ones:

        "6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."

        Probably a lot of hookers in bordellos were tired of their clients shooting guns in bed, so they tried to outlaw it. Everyone compromised and they decided the guy can shoot his gun but not when the woman is coming. (That's just rude).

        "7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth."

        Too many gay tollbooth workers were offering to let the truckers go through for free if they could get a little action in the toolbooth (oral sex?).

        "9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65."

        Bunch of Mormon elders trying again to make it harder for younger guys to take their women.

        "10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds."

        Probably enacted to prevent farmers from jumping their neighbor's fences and screwing their cows, sheep, horses, etc...



      • LBobRife, on 07/05/2008, -0/+13I don't know what's up with the 40 lb limit thing in Washington, but I do know that the state had no beastiality laws until the Mr. Hands incident. It then passed a law banning beastiality.
      • badjoke, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/
      • pookkake, on 07/05/2008, -5/+2*****, looks like I won't be visiting those places any more! :P
        Stupid laws.
      • eduren, on 07/05/2008, -4/+1***** yea, Washington!
    • blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -25/+3I bet all these laws are legal in Canada
      • justice7, on 07/05/2008, -1/+25On behalf of Canada.. go ***** your hat, eh?
      • itsthebrod, on 07/05/2008, -0/+37You bet laws are legal? WTF does that even mean?
      • blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -0/+0No thanks. Goats are more exciting than hats
      • JustinCase18, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1The difference between Canada and the United States? In the United States, "Moosehead" is a beer. In Canada, its 10 - 15 years.
    • Mononuclear, on 07/05/2008, -1/+44I think the sex inside a toll booth is covered by other laws that make public sex illegal.
      • crossmr, on 07/05/2008, -1/+12not if it has some blinds..
      • Nuggstein, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9No, the law stated that you can't have sex with TRUCK DRIVERS inside a toll booth. :P
      • LeeSoong, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2Well, obviously they are not driving a truck while inside the toll booth - so how would the partner know they are a truck driver ?
    • yahoofrom, on 07/05/2008, -4/+23Governments should place surveilence cameras on people's bedrooms.
    • PabloIV, on 07/05/2008, -3/+33I've broken 2 of these
      • hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -0/+79Is it the ones with animals?
      • Fullvinyl, on 07/05/2008, -0/+28I'm guessing you either live in the DC metro area, or you often travel between Florida and Harrisburg, PA.
      • ZeRux, on 07/05/2008, -0/+75You had sex with gigantic porpucine?
      • tradwolley, on 07/05/2008, -7/+1That's one up on me.
      • PabloIV, on 07/05/2008, -8/+2Fullvinyl I used to work on The Hill
      • nathron, on 07/05/2008, -0/+10I would have broken one of the laws, but it says "a porcupine", not "porcupines"...
      • LeeSoong, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2You had sex with an 80 pound porcupine ?!?
    • AriaStar, on 07/05/2008, -0/+24I would like to see the law codes.
    • ZeRux, on 07/05/2008, -1/+10I've heard that in Lebanon, it's legal to have sex with an animal as long as it's female. Sex with male animals, however, is punishable by death.
      • Sidzilla, on 07/05/2008, -1/+11And they laugh at you if you pick an ugly one. :(
    • mydingaling, on 07/05/2008, -12/+0I didn't read the article, but I think it's safe to assume these laws were all brought in in the last eight years.
    • brad3378, on 07/05/2008, -3/+37I've broken at least 3 of those laws.
      It would be more, but I'm still waiting for the quill wounds to heal.
      • therightclique, on 07/05/2008, -3/+7Damn. If only that had been just a bit more cleverly phrased. I award you an "A" for the premise, but a "C-" for the delivery.
    • carleethian, on 07/05/2008, -0/+20Why is Arizona so special when it's illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. too?
      • drakethegreat, on 07/05/2008, -4/+1Scary as hell knowing that. Means I won't be vacationing in any of those states with my GF.
      • Boooohjoke, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5...Looks like I've broken the law several times then...stupid sexs laws...btw Minnesotan.
      • zyklon, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2Massachusetts, huh? *****, I'm going to jail.
    • dollar0dot02, on 07/05/2008, -19/+31. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
      Clinton's definition to the rescue.

      2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
      Does it include sex with fleshlight?

      3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
      You are fine as long as you are not a husband. Why would you talk dirty to YOUR wife?

      4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
      So you are fine as long as if you are married and have sex with another married woman.

      5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC
      I am not a missionary. So I am fine.

      6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
      WTF? This goes against my second amendment?!!

      7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
      Go outside.

      8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
      I can haz sex with a hedgehog.

      9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
      You don't have go be married to have sex in Utah.

      10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
      I can haz sex with a hedgehog.
      • , on 07/05/2008, -0/+0Should we warn Sonic?
      • Myonosken, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1Just a moment. Just a moment. I've just picked up a fault in dollar0. He's gone to100% failure in 10 one liners.
      • fliguy84, on 07/05/2008, -0/+0#2 made me smile :)
    • ModernGeek, on 07/05/2008, -1/+13I think the girl in the thumbnail picture is hot.
      • therightclique, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6no *****, dude. they put that there JUST so you'd read the article. its not as though its a good article.
      • itsbob, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9Thats illegal in 2 states!
    • t3chnomanc3r, on 07/05/2008, -1/+3Well #9 makes sense because by then you can't breed but then you take into account what Utah is famous for...
    • pakakapa, on 07/05/2008, -4/+9They should just prohibit sexual intercourse between religious people
      • therightclique, on 07/05/2008, -1/+6wow, that would solve so many problems. its a catch-all solution, like formatting your hard drive.
    • themastersb, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2...and you know that those laws exist because it has already happened a few times.
    • judicar, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1Blogspam ... here's one of the original sites.
      http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/
    • Audy592, on 07/05/2008, -2/+0Sounds like Colbert made #5.
    • choppa1890, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1I've broken four rules if i had been in 18 states, Virgina, Oregon, and Georgia. Hurray for Texas.
      • felderado, on 07/05/2008, -1/+2In Texas it's illegal to own sex toys.

        Enjoy your prudish state.
      • RobotBuddha, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1What's scary is that the sex toy thing isn't just a funny holdover from bygone days. It's actually something that's been recently contested, and held up!
    • ciaran036, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6That's ridiculous. Oral sex is illegal? ***** off...
      • Totalchaos02, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6***** off is illegal in seven states.
    • SinisterSaracen, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Porcupine ***** is illegal? I'll keep that in mind, next time I get the urge..
    • wexmajor, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3"10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds."

      So long as the animal is small enough that you'll probably end up killing it you can have sex with it... WHAT THE *****!?
      • yacks, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1Just don't take your porcupine lover to Florida..
    • reland1, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2apparently someone did it.....was charged with sexual abuse of an endangered species..but the Judge, being a prickly old coot, himself, dismissed all charges. Legal precidence, you see....
    • skcoder, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2And then they wonder why people have such little trust in the system when its a crime to have oral sex with your girlfriend or wife?
    • bdfariello, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1It must suck for the guy from Washington that has a long-term sexual relationship with his 35-pound pet porcupine that decides to move to Florida.
    • lazerflesh, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1>>>>" 6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. "

      This one actually surprises me. I would think that the type of people that would make up this sort of law would think that the female orgasm is a myth.
    • yacks, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2I wonder if # 8 was suppose to read concubine ... which would make more sense
  • tykwondingo, on 07/04/2008, -2/+264*Cheers* to my fellow law-breakers!
    • t3hmyth, on 07/04/2008, -0/+32Which ones?... O_o
      • Mononuclear, on 07/05/2008, -0/+74#6, #7, #8, and #10.. wait a large porcupine performing fellatio with the lights on in a tollbooth while I talk dirty and shoot my gun would also go against all of them right? Well almost all of them..
      • ChzPlz, on 07/05/2008, -0/+41Only if you, or the porcupine, is a truck driver.
      • ionbattle, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4also the porcupine has to be female, and having an orgasm...
    • 1gunners4, on 07/05/2008, -0/+56You leave those porcupines and small animals alone!!
      • werries, on 07/05/2008, -0/+20what if they don't want to be left alone
      • EllimistX, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Didn't hear any complaints from them...
    • SSUK, on 07/05/2008, -4/+15Not many on Digg, I'm afraid.
    • ajbl, on 07/05/2008, -1/+3Pics or it didn't happen
    • pookkake, on 07/05/2008, -2/+4There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
      All inside its so frustrating as I drift from town to town
      Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
      So I might as well begin to put some action in my life

      Breaking the law, breaking the law...
  • mordea, on 07/04/2008, -11/+51And you believe all of it?
    • jason4188, on 07/05/2008, -32/+7Yes, most of them are laws wrote 100 years ago or longer. They are not enforced and people are just too lazy to go throught the paper work to changing them. All of that being said, I would ***** the hell out of that bitch in the picture, yeah I would give her a reason to bite her lip.
      • Cawdor, on 07/05/2008, -3/+3Yea, she'd bite her lip in hopes of passing out from the pain and then have less horrid memories of your pathetic attempts at sex to repress
      • Gutterpunk, on 07/05/2008, -2/+26"Yes, most of them are laws wrote 100 years ago or longer."

        Make sense so far...

        "They are not enforced and people are just too lazy to go throught the paper work to changing them."

        A good, valid point...

        "All of that being said, I would ***** the hell out of that bitch in the picture, yeah I would give her a reason to bite her lip."

        WTF kind of STUPID EPIC FAIL is that!
  • tjh9257, on 07/04/2008, -16/+1And we pay for this ***** how???? WTF
    • hmunkey, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5No one enforces them, and the state senate doesn't anything anyways. So just let them waste their time, not like they're making any important decisions.
    • snugglebear, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1If someone was ever taken to court it would be thrown out and the law would be removed. But since they aren't enforced, noone goes to court to challenge them, thus the laws stay in the books.

      Thats my understanding of it anyhow.
  • btschul, on 07/04/2008, -18/+46. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
    Haha fire it behind your back and suprise her and it would have the same effect as a donkey punch but without the kick in the balls afterwards.
  • dgconley66, on 07/04/2008, -5/+120Why does Arizona get special treatment?
    • bjornski, on 07/05/2008, -4/+17Because of it's "special" citizens.
      • error792, on 07/05/2008, -1/+1Because of it is special citizens? Hmm...
    • dnw5032, on 07/05/2008, -4/+11yeah i was about to say... who cares about Arizona?
      I'll get head somewhere else
    • scottja35, on 07/05/2008, -1/+16Because you don't usually picture a bunch of 72-year-old retirees giving each other blowjobs.
    • omoshiroi, on 07/05/2008, -0/+7That law appears to be no longer effective.

      http://phoenix.about.com/cs/living/a/sexlaws01.htm
    • sargentcrackers, on 07/05/2008, -1/+4Because it's not factually true. Oral sex is NOT illegal in Arizona..
    • XBunnyRacer, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Uh.. I'm in AZ and I'm not 75 years old. AZ is far from the retirement state you think it is. Sure there are old people, but they tend to congregate in certain cities that allow golf carts the right of way.
    • Neo88, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Because that College Times paper is for ARIZONA.
      • danj321, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1ding! ding! ding! you are correct sir.
    • skcoder, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4Because thats where I live!
  • atavena, on 07/04/2008, -16/+11this website is based in AZ. I should know, it's my site. :-)
  • asguardian, on 07/04/2008, -5/+11610. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

    This...I...what.
    • amanilaenvelope, on 07/04/2008, -1/+29So im guessing thats where shoving a gerbil up a dude's ass started.
      • AriaStar, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3I guess the guys who'd have sex with a small animal have penises too small to get it from a human.
      • Sidzilla, on 07/05/2008, -1/+11Q: Why do you wrap electrical tape around a hamster?
        A: So it doesn't explode when you ***** it.
      • GerbilKing, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Leave me out of this you bastards.

        No, really.
      • Quicksilver4648, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1Poor Lemmiwinks.
    • Lunarbunny, on 07/05/2008, -1/+35This is not exactly true. Smaller animals (I guess those under 40 pounds) get you charged with animal cruelty. The bestiality law for "over 40 pounds" came after this guy died and we found out we had no law on the books banning bestiality: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
      • gn0stik, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2*fump!*

        too deep? Too DEEP? Oh no... OH GAWD NO!!!


        Dude was a city councilman, and engineer at boeing too. LOL.

        /crazy engineers.
      • , on 07/05/2008, -0/+0It's always the quiet ones eh?
      • AdamFromMyspace, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1Oh *****, I was born in Gig Harbor, WA!
    • PeninsulaBoy217, on 07/05/2008, -0/+92guys1horse was filmed in Enumclaw, Washington. It was all over the news about how it actually isn't illegal in Washington to have sex with animals.
    • Vladamir, on 07/05/2008, -3/+2Yeah, I instantly thought of the whole Enumclaw deal upon reading that. It's sad how those ***** hicks give the rest of my state a bad name.
      • Ashoro, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4Hmm wiki says the guy is an aerospace engineer at Boeing.
      • gn0stik, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Was.. The horse was basically ***** his lungs for a while there. Not sure why you got buried, it's true, he was an engineer at boeing. And a city councilman to boot. Not a hick, just a sicko.
      • Vladamir, on 07/10/2008, -0/+1Being a city councilman in Enumclaw does not exclude you from hickdom. Obviously you have never been there.
    • FrankC10, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5"Here kitty kitty..."
    • Nimara, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4Perfectly legal for men but not women?
      • dilibau, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1indeed, this is sex bias. which should be banned with a perfectly coherent law, like the ones you saw earlier
  • anasuya, on 07/04/2008, -10/+4Somethings are meant for museum *sigh*
  • t3hmyth, on 07/04/2008, -10/+4O_o
  • 3lijah, on 07/04/2008, -4/+159I have learned from many cyber sex encounters that even holding a gun during intercourse generally ends in disaster.
  • Elliottx, on 07/04/2008, -9/+2"6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."

    ...Hmmmm.....anyone seeing any sign of resemblance (Is that how it's spelled?) here?
    • bjornski, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5The funniest part is that they had to have had an incident regarding it, or else it wouldn't have been considered.
    • scottja35, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3Yet they're still allowed to slather themselves in BBQ sauce during sex.
  • vsujohn2, on 07/04/2008, -16/+3#4.
    Geez I must have broken that law a couple of dozen times
    (cue the diggers calling ***** cause they don't think i have a girlfriend)
    • Mononuclear, on 07/05/2008, -4/+6I won't digg you down because I know you have broken it from personal experience.. remember me?
    • blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -3/+8Your own girlfriend doesn't think you have a girlfriend
    • Ne007, on 07/05/2008, -2/+13I've dugg you down because only "a couple of dozen times".

      Sucks to be you.
  • sleepyjjk, on 07/05/2008, -4/+88How would they ever find out if you were breaking the law? Seriously.
    • blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -7/+34The year 1984 comes to mind
    • yahoofrom, on 07/05/2008, -2/+4Echelon.
    • Suricou, on 07/05/2008, -1/+43Nosy neighbours and open curtains, police visits for unrelated reasons at inconvenient times, an anonymous tip by an ex, a sex-hating do-gooder overhearing rumors.
      • Myonosken, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2You're not going to keep sucking it whilst they're answering the door to the police....
    • Ne007, on 07/05/2008, -3/+7Probably because some of those are anti-porn laws.
    • hmunkey, on 07/05/2008, -2/+10Dude, I really doubt the cops even know these laws.
    • lintmonkey, on 07/05/2008, -0/+137The quills sticking out of your pants would be a clue.
      • Burrito, on 07/05/2008, -1/+25I was just about to close this page and move on to another story, when you got me. Full on, laugh out loud. Thanks.
      • solistus, on 07/05/2008, -1/+2"Is that a porcupine quill lodged in your scrotum or are you just happy to see me?"
    • pond70, on 07/05/2008, -4/+5OH...they know ....they k-n-o-w
    • therocksays, on 07/05/2008, -6/+3They don't enforce them jackass
    • sselbor, on 07/05/2008, -0/+12The same way they find out about consensual underage sex, probably.
    • fuzzynyanko, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2Some of them probably because they were actually a widespread problem...
    • Killerah, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6Gunshots are fairly loud, but figuring out if the woman was having an orgasm while the gun was being fired would be another matter (unless we're talking about the couple that used to live above me).
    • dmkirt, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3Maybe when you post the video online?
    • skcoder, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2The fact that it IS a crime should be disturbing - society has deemed it illegal to receive a blow job from your girlfriend or even your wife. If they try to tell you you can't have oral sex and that you will be PUNISHED if you do, what else can they tell you? No sex before 5pm? No sex outside of marriage? This is a huge invasion of rights if you ask me.
  • iddybiddy, on 07/05/2008, -13/+2wow I broke seven of those Friday night.
    • blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -0/+45Did all seven involve porcupines?
    • MtheoryX, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2Porcupine *****; you should be ashamed.
    • badjoke, on 07/05/2008, -1/+2I don't really think you want to do more than the top 5...
  • mwaleed86, on 07/05/2008, -11/+2WTF!!..#10!..

    u bloody animal *****!!..wherez PETA now??
    • rabidbob, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4PETA are cool with this ... after all, they "love" animals.
    • NolanRey, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1dugg down for "wherez"
  • cutekelvins, on 07/05/2008, -9/+17pics or it didnt happen.
    • mwaleed86, on 07/05/2008, -10/+0dude!..you dont need pics for everyother thing!...
      • BlackCow, on 07/05/2008, -1/+3You're right... we need it for EVERYthing.
  • drpaidout, on 07/05/2008, -2/+16You've got to think - are these just bs or has actually try to substantiate these "laws".

    Most laws are never that clear... the only reason some of these could be around is due old obscure laws still technically in place (but obviously not policed).
    • Llanowar, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5I don't know about these laws. But I've previously seen articles on weird laws of which most were proven to be false.
    • Mononuclear, on 07/05/2008, -1/+1while probably BS. Even if they weren't BS I can promise none of these have been enforced for at least 100 years.
  • funkymoose, on 07/05/2008, -0/+43The idea behind "9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65." is to prevent inbreeding. fyi. They figure people won't have kids past 65. I didn't really find that one that shocking.
    • yahoofrom, on 07/05/2008, -4/+18But is it also illegal for me to marry my first same-sex cousin? We can't have kids.
      • ScottMitchell, on 07/05/2008, -1/+4That is because God said that marriage is between a man and a woman. Duh.
      • LeeSoong, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1No, God said marriage is between a man and several dozen women: King David.
  • mmembrino, on 07/05/2008, -7/+376I'm guilty on 7/10 charges.



    Just kidding I'm a virgin.
  • fatdog789, on 07/05/2008, -2/+57Or...if you have access to Westlaw, Lexis, or LoisLaw (or just like using the state legislatures' and county goverment websites), you would know that each and every one of the "laws" listed on the linked page is a load of *****.

    Most of them weren't *ever* laws, or even ordinances, to begin with. Hell, most of this ***** has been debunked on Snopes.
    • bjornski, on 07/05/2008, -2/+4Can I borrow your Lexis account for a bit?

      Not just to look this up, but just to read through.

      /yes, I read encyclopedia entries for fun too.
      • studdenfadden, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2I access it for free through my city's library site. Check yours, they probably give free access to anyone with a library card to at least one of databases.
      • bjornski, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1Thanks. I'll have to check it out. Lexis is a subscriber thing (VERY expensive), I didn't know I could access it at the library, I'll have to call them.
    • johnkelsen, on 07/05/2008, -1/+8Yes, it's amazing that people will believe every word simply because it's on the internet. There are not any citations or references either.
    • jryans, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1I'm pretty sure they are just about as funny even if they aren't true.
  • mr5150, on 07/05/2008, -14/+98. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

    did/does Florida have an epidemic of porcupine fornicators?

    That's just about the most ***** up law i've seen since all the GWB ***** was signed off on.
    • wunderdog, on 07/05/2008, -0/+21Illegal in Florida, painful in every other state.
    • BowieX, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4The passing of this law was lobbied pretty sharply by Floridian acupuncturists.
  • peanutsinmypooh, on 07/05/2008, -5/+15Glad the fleshlight is still under the radar with these lawmakers... phew!
    • randomerratum, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Ewww haha... gross..... that's creepy... he he...........

      um...so... how is it?
    • jbrand45, on 07/05/2008, -1/+4dugg for fleshlight reference
  • Desidarius, on 07/05/2008, -1/+3I would think #8 would be left legal as anyone willing to try that is aiming for a darwin award anyways.
  • tama00, on 07/05/2008, -2/+7How does America get these messed up laws?
    • SSUK, on 07/05/2008, -1/+6I get the feeling lawmakers get bored...
    • smackjack, on 07/05/2008, -1/+3Most of these laws are obsolete and a judge would not apply them in court
    • GabeUtsecks, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2They don't.
    • gadgetlust, on 07/05/2008, -1/+2You can really see why they're so big on freedom, can't you?
  • RyomaNagare, on 07/05/2008, -1/+69Dugg for number 6 alone, the picture of a "Yosemite Sam" like redneck firing his two guns in the air while pounding... and yelling YIIIHAAAA, just made my day :-D
  • homah, on 07/05/2008, -4/+44Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never had sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth in harrisburg, pa.
    Quagmire: Oh God.
    • ell0bo, on 07/05/2008, -2/+1For as boring as this place is... I wanna know what time period that law was passed during, because it sounds like it was a fun place to be around back then.
  • Thrilltone, on 07/05/2008, -0/+29"6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."

    In my defense, I sweated over that Bitch for 40 minutes and it WAS the 4th of July.
    • Wakkyweed, on 07/05/2008, -2/+2Hmmm - I was thinking it applied more to shooting your female partner while she's having sex with your best friend. You should at least have the decency to let her pop her cookies before bursting into the room and killing the cheating bitch.
    • Hanzolot, on 07/05/2008, -0/+14Women have orgasms??
  • Starshope, on 07/05/2008, -0/+168. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

    Someone, or many someones, had to have sex with many porcupines for this to get passed....
    • mojoel, on 07/05/2008, -1/+24There must have been lots of pricks involved in making up that law.
      Digg me down but just could not resist.
    • LegoLooney27, on 07/05/2008, -0/+3i'm still removing the quills...
  • tech10171968, on 07/05/2008, -0/+8"8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida."

    I wonder what the hell some Floridians were doing that made it necessary to even come up with this law?

    WTF, indeed.
    • lintmonkey, on 07/05/2008, -0/+8I think it's pretty clear what some Floridians were doing.
  • waebi, on 07/05/2008, -1/+8to #10...
    he just HAS TO ***** the thing missionary style.
  • danharlow, on 07/05/2008, -5/+13#6: In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

    Which gun?
    • rdrr, on 07/05/2008, -2/+2This is my rifle,
      this is my gun.

      This is for shooting,
      this is for fun.
      • MidnightRIder77, on 07/05/2008, -0/+7This is for *FIGHTING*
        This is for fun.
  • marinebro0306, on 07/05/2008, -8/+2Sadly, I've broken over half of these laws...
    • sagat, on 07/05/2008, -1/+33Over half... hmm to go over half that means you must have at least done one of the following:

      1. Shot a gun during your partners orgasm in Connorsville Wisconsin.
      2. Had sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
      3. ***** a Porcupine
      4. Married your first cousin.
      5. Put your plum in animals heavier than 40 pounds.

      So which is it?
      • davemerican, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4no thats the half he did do
      • marinebro0306, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Which WASN'T it is the real question.
    • Anonchrist, on 07/05/2008, -0/+8He said sadly, so it is probably not number one.
  • foxhound009, on 07/05/2008, -15/+4haha omg what kind of morrons made some of those laws... xD
    omg America...... ns politicians u've got there....

    why the hell would other position than missionary be illegal? .... makes u wonder doesn't it....
    something bad must have happened in non missionary position..... hmmmmm
  • norick, on 07/05/2008, -5/+2What a wonderful country.
  • hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -14/+153I don't know why you people are laughing. All these laws make perfect sense:

    1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

    -That only makes it better

    2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

    -Understandable. Did you see some of those people in Virginia? Jeez!

    3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

    -That is coz people in Willowdale, Oregon and incredibly cheesy. Nobody wants to hear this:
    "Talk dirty to me Fred"
    "Darn! Gosh! ...."

    4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

    -We don't want no fake swingers in Georgia.

    5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

    -The reasons for this are complicated. Has to do with full disclosure in lobbying and campaign finance reform.

    6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

    "Heehaw! Bam! Bam!"

    7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

    -Toll both ladies get lonely, and those those truck drivers smell of tobacco and talk with southern accent.

    8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

    -Of course! What did you expect?

    9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

    - Good idea if you want to collect your cousin's pension, social security, etc.

    10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

    -It is hard to hide an animal weighing more than 40 pounds in a public bathroom stall.
    • specialK16, on 07/05/2008, -9/+1"5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

      -The reasons for this are complicated. Has to do with full disclosure in lobbying and campaign finance reform. "

      Haha.
    • therocksays, on 07/05/2008, -22/+3Kill yourself?
  • RomanThommassen, on 07/05/2008, -12/+17. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

    8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

    9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

    10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

    no *****
  • LemurDaddy, on 07/05/2008, -0/+12Connorsville, WI isn't even an incorporated township, so it's hard to see how it could have its own laws about anything. It can't even post its own speed limit. Other than that, very amusing list.
  • frosted, on 07/05/2008, -4/+2All of these are no longer laws, to enforce them it would require a violation of privacy.
    • PolishLogic, on 07/05/2008, -0/+55. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

      This law is definitely not being enforced. The folks in DC have been bending us over and ***** us in the ass for years.
  • rasbill, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1what kills is not how absurd they are, its that people actually voted for, and put these into law
  • ljkelley, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5I wonder how many of these still apply (Like no Oral Sex) since the US Supreme Court struck down the Sodomy laws specifcally targeted towards Homosexuals. It ruled that the Government has no business interfering with private adult consensual acts in the bedroom.

    But its pretty sad the states saw the need to introduce these laws at all.
  • timusca, on 07/05/2008, -2/+7I fought the law, and the law came.
  • liuite, on 07/05/2008, -4/+21you mean females actually have orgasms. i thought they only fake it.
    • bjornski, on 07/05/2008, -2/+9You must not be very good.
    • hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -1/+18Oh yes son. I don't want to brag, but one time four years ago...

      All kidding aside. Women do not cum every time, especially if you have been in a relationship for a long time. If you want to make a woman cum, I found that you have to do three things:

      1. Cares and be gentle.
      2. Pay attention to her. Unlike men, there is a personal and psychological component to sex for women.
      3. Stimulate the *****.

      Finally don't believe other guys when they talk about their sexual performance. They try and top each other, and each of them is lying and it gets ridiculous.

      Some guys, for example, will say that they could last all night long. If you could have sex non-stop for the entire night, the skin of your penis would peal off like a banana.
      • Nysul, on 07/05/2008, -0/+4The last paragraph isn't true. Normally I'm a one-shot-a-night guy, but when I was near graduating college I hooked up with this chick that was almost done with high school, on norplant, and just had an std test. On the first date I went over to her place and the crazy bitch said her dad doesn't care what we do and by some miracle I must have pounded her a good 14 times that night. She was a bit unstable so that was the last I saw her.

        I figure everyone gets one "oh my god" night and that was it for me. Shame I got married.
      • matdwyer, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5Please film the reaction of your wife when she logs into your account and reads that. Thanks in advance.
  • yosserhughes, on 07/05/2008, -2/+88"Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona"

    What, you can't even talk about it?
  • macweirdo42, on 07/05/2008, -0/+9I want to defy the logic of all sex laws.
  • thesupermikey, on 07/05/2008, -0/+5wasnt the ban on oral sex overturned by Lawrence v. Texas
  • AndrewMB, on 07/05/2008, -2/+46. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. WTF?????
    • trademark912, on 07/05/2008, -0/+1Somebody must've gotten killed for this to have passed.
      • jason4188, on 07/05/2008, -0/+6The question is, which gun are they talking about?
      • trademark912, on 07/05/2008, -0/+2Dugg for cracking me up with simplicity.
  • naugrim, on 07/05/2008, -1/+22PorcupineTruckdriver: *turns lights on*. Here, let me slip out of these quills just for you baby.

    Bloodninja: Mmm, nice to see you're under 40 lbs. I put on my robe and wizard hat *draws gun*.
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