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- inactive, on 07/03/2008, -9/+6431. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
You mean they needed to write a law for #8. I thought it would be common sense. - mmembrino, on 07/05/2008, -6/+381I'm guilty on 7/10 charges.
Just kidding I'm a virgin. - inactive, on 07/04/2008, -2/+267*Cheers* to my fellow law-breakers!
- 3lijah, on 07/04/2008, -4/+160I have learned from many cyber sex encounters that even holding a gun during intercourse generally ends in disaster.
- hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -14/+155I don't know why you people are laughing. All these laws make perfect sense:
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
-That only makes it better
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
-Understandable. Did you see some of those people in Virginia? Jeez!
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
-That is coz people in Willowdale, Oregon and incredibly cheesy. Nobody wants to hear this:
"Talk dirty to me Fred"
"Darn! Gosh! ...."
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
-We don't want no fake swingers in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
-The reasons for this are complicated. Has to do with full disclosure in lobbying and campaign finance reform.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
"Heehaw! Bam! Bam!"
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
-Toll both ladies get lonely, and those those truck drivers smell of tobacco and talk with southern accent.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
-Of course! What did you expect?
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
- Good idea if you want to collect your cousin's pension, social security, etc.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
-It is hard to hide an animal weighing more than 40 pounds in a public bathroom stall. - lintmonkey, on 07/05/2008, -0/+138The quills sticking out of your pants would be a clue.
- CrazyChair, on 07/21/2008, -1/+126#10 is so messed up...
Men are allowed to have sex with animals that weigh less than 40 pounds, but women get arrested. - dgconley66, on 07/04/2008, -5/+121Why does Arizona get special treatment?
- asguardian, on 07/04/2008, -5/+11810. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
This...I...what. - sagat, on 07/05/2008, -1/+99Quick run to Washington grab any animal under 40 pounds and......
- yosserhughes, on 07/05/2008, -2/+90"Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona"
What, you can't even talk about it? - sleepyjjk, on 07/05/2008, -4/+90How would they ever find out if you were breaking the law? Seriously.
- hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -0/+82Is it the ones with animals?
- inactive, on 07/05/2008, -1/+78Dugg for honesty.
- Mononuclear, on 07/05/2008, -0/+75#6, #7, #8, and #10.. wait a large porcupine performing fellatio with the lights on in a tollbooth while I talk dirty and shoot my gun would also go against all of them right? Well almost all of them..
- ElectricKetchup, on 07/05/2008, -0/+70Profit?
- RyomaNagare, on 07/05/2008, -1/+69Dugg for number 6 alone, the picture of a "Yosemite Sam" like redneck firing his two guns in the air while pounding... and yelling YIIIHAAAA, just made my day :-D
- fatdog789, on 07/05/2008, -1/+57Or...if you have access to Westlaw, Lexis, or LoisLaw (or just like using the state legislatures' and county goverment websites), you would know that each and every one of the "laws" listed on the linked page is a load of *****.
Most of them weren't *ever* laws, or even ordinances, to begin with. Hell, most of this ***** has been debunked on Snopes. - Browzer, on 07/05/2008, -3/+59I like to try to think of the circumstances that led to the creation the ridiculous ones:
"6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."
Probably a lot of hookers in bordellos were tired of their clients shooting guns in bed, so they tried to outlaw it. Everyone compromised and they decided the guy can shoot his gun but not when the woman is coming. (That's just rude).
"7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth."
Too many gay tollbooth workers were offering to let the truckers go through for free if they could get a little action in the toolbooth (oral sex?).
"9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65."
Bunch of Mormon elders trying again to make it harder for younger guys to take their women.
"10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds."
Probably enacted to prevent farmers from jumping their neighbor's fences and screwing their cows, sheep, horses, etc...
- 1gunners4, on 07/05/2008, -0/+56You leave those porcupines and small animals alone!!
- Mononuclear, on 07/05/2008, -1/+46I think the sex inside a toll booth is covered by other laws that make public sex illegal.
- blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -0/+45Did all seven involve porcupines?
- funkymoose, on 07/05/2008, -0/+43The idea behind "9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65." is to prevent inbreeding. fyi. They figure people won't have kids past 65. I didn't really find that one that shocking.
- Suricou, on 07/05/2008, -1/+43Nosy neighbours and open curtains, police visits for unrelated reasons at inconvenient times, an anonymous tip by an ex, a sex-hating do-gooder overhearing rumors.
- renegadeafk, on 07/05/2008, -0/+42The *****?
- ChzPlz, on 07/05/2008, -0/+41Only if you, or the porcupine, is a truck driver.
- mordea, on 07/04/2008, -11/+52And you believe all of it?
- mmembrino, on 07/05/2008, -2/+43Well that just isn't true.
- homah, on 07/05/2008, -4/+44Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never had sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth in harrisburg, pa.
Quagmire: Oh God. - inactive, on 07/05/2008, -0/+37You bet laws are legal? WTF does that even mean?
- atavena, on 07/04/2008, -0/+37Florida has all the crazy laws. http://www.ahajokes.com/laws009.html
- Lunarbunny, on 07/05/2008, -1/+36This is not exactly true. Smaller animals (I guess those under 40 pounds) get you charged with animal cruelty. The bestiality law for "over 40 pounds" came after this guy died and we found out we had no law on the books banning bestiality: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
- Zalyster, on 07/04/2008, -2/+37wat
- brad3378, on 07/05/2008, -3/+37I've broken at least 3 of those laws.
It would be more, but I'm still waiting for the quill wounds to heal. - blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -9/+42My condolences
- t3hmyth, on 07/04/2008, -0/+32Which ones?... O_o
- sagat, on 07/05/2008, -1/+33Over half... hmm to go over half that means you must have at least done one of the following:
1. Shot a gun during your partners orgasm in Connorsville Wisconsin.
2. Had sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
3. ***** a Porcupine
4. Married your first cousin.
5. Put your plum in animals heavier than 40 pounds.
So which is it? - PabloIV, on 07/05/2008, -3/+34I've broken 2 of these
- Diggnabbit, on 07/05/2008, -0/+30They may have once been illegal, but there was a famous Supreme Court case (two actually - one about married couples and one about non-married ones) that made them legal. The old laws may still be on the books, but they aren't legal.
- inactive, on 07/05/2008, -1/+29hi
- amanilaenvelope, on 07/04/2008, -1/+29So im guessing thats where shoving a gerbil up a dude's ass started.
- Thrilltone, on 07/05/2008, -0/+28"6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."
In my defense, I sweated over that Bitch for 40 minutes and it WAS the 4th of July. - Fullvinyl, on 07/05/2008, -0/+28I'm guessing you either live in the DC metro area, or you often travel between Florida and Harrisburg, PA.
- blanketfury, on 07/05/2008, -8/+35The year 1984 comes to mind
- BrokenCircle, on 07/05/2008, -5/+31Everyone here knew you were kidding, this is digg after all.
- hamobu, on 07/05/2008, -0/+26I just got that.
- letitbleed62, on 07/05/2008, -0/+25speak for yourself...
- justice7, on 07/05/2008, -1/+25On behalf of Canada.. go ***** your hat, eh?
- AriaStar, on 07/05/2008, -0/+24I would like to see the law codes.
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