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- BXRWXR, on 08/11/2008, -0/+10Dancing Aids? Is that some new strain?
- nikothefinn, on 08/11/2008, -0/+9Intestinal Gas Collecting Device. "Just pop this nifty gadget up inside". Sounds... charming?
- acmaurer, on 08/11/2008, -0/+9a parrot potty? really?
- inactive, on 08/11/2008, -0/+8Who would have thought of such things????
- gskill, on 08/11/2008, -0/+5It's puzzling to see how some of these things get made.
- andruslinda, on 08/11/2008, -0/+5It seems like that every time they create some gadget to help out, it takes away from the strength of a body. When you don't use your arms or leg mscles they become inactive, and the use o them become useless. It will become hard to move yourself for all time.When you work, use your whole being brain, muscles all of it.
- inactive, on 08/11/2008, -0/+5hilarious!
- prefixmag, on 08/11/2008, -0/+5All absurd although I think Parrot Potty takes it.
- cheap2, on 08/11/2008, -0/+4Who would need such things!?
- rockrapdude, on 08/11/2008, -0/+4The muffler actually exists: http://tinyurl.com/6rd9r2
- DelayedEraser, on 08/11/2008, -0/+4great, someone found an even more annoying way to present a list than by splitting it across *consecutive* pages
- leerayIG88, on 08/11/2008, -0/+4
10. Head Bird Feeder
Gets you closer to your feathered friends than ever before, even after your humans friends disown you.
9. Self Defence Kit with Memo
Make notes on how you repelled those evil assailants before you forget those handy moves.
8. Human Muffler System
Want to shout at the boss without them hearing your torrent of abuse? This is for you. You big wimp.
7. Maternity Beach Lounger
Being pregnant no longer has to mean untanned cheeks thanks to this handy invention.
6. Adjustable Head Placard
Is talking too much like hard work? Write a message on this handy placard and take the worry away.
5. Dancing Aids
Learn to dance while looking like a complete prick with these exciting aids. Stupid hat optional.
4. Parrot Potty
Do you love your pet parrot, but not the mess? Just slip on a parrot potty and watch him hate you.
3. An Intestinal Gas Collecting Device
For all your flatus needs. Just pop this nifty gadget up inside for a few minutes and let it do the biz.
2. Baby patting machine
The perfect way to get your baby to sleep without having to go too close. Comes with wallop mode.
1. Animal ear protectors
If your floppy-eared pet's food-ridden ears are a constant embarrassment, it's payback time. - jessehadden, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3They forgot SightSound.com's patent on downloading music. As I understand it, they were pretty successful in using one of those patent kits to extort a percentage of every on-line music download transaction. Get a patent rubber-stamped, bring in some rich partners, get an office with stationary and web site, hire a lawyer, send a mixed "threat to sue/opportunity to 'license'" to every major & minor media player in the country... ???... profit!!
- Br3ach, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3Given I've seen designer doggie clothes and doggie bottled water, I could see the same idiots buying the doggie ear protectors.
- TheMachine1, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3I was looking up patents on magnetic fluids and came across an artifical anus patent from Japan.
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4904256.html - brycelb, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3The muffler should come with all marriage licenses.
- DanielleJM, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3Some of these are really funny hehe
- MiIhouse, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3The Jill Jet.
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT ... - howdareyou, on 08/11/2008, -0/+3Can you imagine being the owner of a company named AIDS back in the 80s? There must have been plenty, like AIDS Roofing for example.
Then this disease named GRIDS starts popping up, and suddenly people want it to be called AIDS instead.
Your roofing company is now *****. - eatupmartha, on 08/11/2008, -0/+2If you had a baby you would understand #2
- betheturtle, on 08/12/2008, -0/+2I'm sorry, the correct response was; 'Who would buy such things!?'
- TheMidnight, on 08/11/2008, -0/+1In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to do
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you - RobN, on 08/11/2008, -0/+1Who said any of these were ever MADE? The article is just about things that were PATENTED -- you can patent something without actually making it.
- Br3ach, on 08/11/2008, -0/+1Sounds like a second date kind of invention
- jitterbits, on 08/13/2008, -0/+1Damn.
I thought this was about the Top 10 Crazy Parents, and was wondering if my mom made the cut. - megamod, on 08/11/2008, -0/+1What's next? a binary tree?
- neFariou5, on 08/12/2008, -0/+1I can actually see 6. Adjustable Head Placard being used in sitcoms or by professional entertainers.
- tdillo, on 08/12/2008, -0/+1That head-mounted speech bubble looks stupid but I can totally see something like that being sold at sporting events and just like big foam hands, people would wear the dang things!
- inactive, on 08/12/2008, -0/+1Intestinal Gas Collecting Device....maybe save up a barrel of cow farts for Al Gore's birthday?
- thegodfaza, on 08/11/2008, -0/+1Japan, they always have the funny gadgets.
- ThenWang, on 08/11/2008, -0/+1Dugg for Baby patting machine's pic
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