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- stealth45, on 10/10/2007, -4/+101http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn%20edward%20penishands%20galleray.jpg
Why, oh why did I google "Edward Penishands"?! - unicronband, on 10/10/2007, -0/+73"Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt"
No thanks. - diggleague, on 10/10/2007, -3/+76By "Worst" do you mean "Best"?
- Sayde, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7014 Hairy Peter and the Scorcerer's Bone ... Hahaha
- rudy23, on 10/10/2007, -6/+66I love the fact that its a Top 69 list
- SuperiorKarsch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+37Why. oh why did I click your link!
- tehcobra, on 10/10/2007, -1/+37Lawl at #49: "Two Girls and a guy doing it"
- WonderBoy55, on 10/10/2007, -0/+34Hairy Twatter makes the Scorcerers Moan
Hairy Twatter and the Anus of Secrets
Hairy Twatter and the Sex-slave of Ass-ka-bang
Hairy Twatter and the Goblet of Semen
Hairy Twatter and the Order of the Penis
Hairy Twatter and the Half Black Chick
Hairy Twatter and the Salty Swallows
Staring: Hairy Twatter
Ron Sleazy
Hermoaning Banger
Dumblewhore
Fagrid
Yo Wang
Severus Spank
Professor Clitlick
and "In-your-eye" Moody - headingeast, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28what...? no pulp friction??
- bajesus, on 10/10/2007, -2/+27they still haven't made my Jesus themed porno called "Immaculate Ejaculate"
- jmpeagle, on 10/10/2007, -2/+23"Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch"
- no pun necessary to indicate what is going on there, love it - Jo9100, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17WordPress is the worst pornstar name i ever heard, indeed, but does it beat "Error establishing a database connection"
- vuke69, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Jesus is coming... Will you spit, or swallow?
- tidu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14"Bowlin’ in Her Colon"
Do I need shoes? - glowend, on 10/10/2007, -5/+19Here they are!
1 Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy
2 Bust A Nut In Grandma’s Butt
3 Big Trouble in Little Vagina
4 Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packer Factory
5 E-Three the Extra Testicle
6 May the Foreskin Be With You
7 I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
8 Passions Of the Crotch
9 Dude,Where’s My Dildo?
10 Edward Penishands
11 Sushi Girls #24 - Stir Fry Snatch
12 A Beautiful Hind
13 Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang
14 Hairy Peter and the Scorcerer’s Bone
15 Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back
16 Star Warts episode 6: return of the brown eye
17 Great-Grandmas Gone Wild!
18 H.R. Muff n’ Stuff
19 Let’s Play Anal Twister
20 Touching Ryan’s Privates
21 Chained Heat 7; Martha does prison
22 Poop Chute Boogie
23 Saturday Night Beaver
24 Star Warts Episode 1: the Phantom penis
25 Star warts episode 2: a crack of the moans
26 Star warts episode 3: the return of the stiff
27 Star warts episode 4: a new grope
28 Dead Men Don’t Wear Rubbers
29 Moulin Splooge
30 A BIG Bump in the Night
31 A Fistful of Condoms
32 All Anal on the Western Front
33 Brotherly Love
34 Butt Sex 4: ExLax Edition
35 Episiotomies Volume 8
36 The Dickapitator
37 the Porn Identity
38 Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
39 Time Strippers 2: G-String Theory
40 Anita C. Adoctor
41 Beavis and Butthead Do Debbie
42 Hung Wankenstein
43 My Large Intestines
44 Pickin Scabs
45 ***** of Fury
46 What’s That Smell??
47 When Harry Met Hairier
48 Porn
49 “Two Girls and a Guy Doing It”
50 Crab Party
51 Hush! My Mother Might Hear Us!
52 Squiggy Gets Jiggy with Laverne
53 Tea Bagger Vance
54 The Porn Suk-Premecy
55 Anal Fireball
56 Good Assternoon
57 Grandma’s special cookies
58 Hooters and the Blowjobs
59 Long Nights With Da Man and His Chipmunk Friend
60 Lusty Life #89-Slide Your Long Loaf into My Hot Oven
61 Ultra Kinky#79-Bowlin’ in Her Colon
62 Backdoor Lambada
63 Carrottop does Cleveland
64 Cockless 19
65 Filthy *****#184- Poke ‘er Mon
66 Gigili
67 Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing.
68 Keepers Gone Wild
69 Lifestyles of the Bitchy Wanks - theragu40, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15NSFW!!! Also, really nasty.
- iamnotrich, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14digg has hit a new lowest point with this article
- vuke69, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Gaaahhhh...The goggles, they do nothing...
- Jett3, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1148. Porn
- DreamVsPs2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10 Passions Of the Crotch
hahahaahahahhaah - orangester, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10Well it has porn in the title. I see this article getting at least 3000 diggs.
- TheWorm, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9"Butt Sex 4: ExLax Edition"
No. Definitely worse. I can't even imagine.. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Few more examples (from Friends, remember Phoebe's sister): Sex-Toy Story 2, Lawrence of A Labia, Inspect Her Gadget, Buffay: The Vampire Layer.
- herrshuster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7i'd like to establish HER database connection
- bytecolor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I thought for sure "The Sperminator" would be in there somewhere.
- Bamborzled, on 10/10/2007, -10/+15Doesn't work. Here's a text dump:
Bad porn movies draw their own cult following and porn movie “actors” and “actresses” tend to choose cheesy screen names as well, such as Anita Dick, but what about those adult movies with really bad titles? Well, here are the, coincidentally, 69 worst-titled porn movies to ever, uh, come out.
Here they are!
1
Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy
2
Bust A Nut In Grandma’s Butt
3
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
4
Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packer Factory
5
E-Three the Extra Testicle
6
May the Foreskin Be With You
7
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
8
Passions Of the Crotch
9
Dude,Where’s My Dildo?
10
Edward Penishands
11
Sushi Girls #24 - Stir Fry Snatch
12
A Beautiful Hind
13
Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang
14
Hairy Peter and the Scorcerer’s Bone
15
Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back
16
Star Warts episode 6: return of the brown eye
17
Great-Grandmas Gone Wild!
18
H.R. Muff n’ Stuff
19
Let’s Play Anal Twister
20
Touching Ryan’s Privates
21
Chained Heat 7; Martha does prison
22
Poop Chute Boogie
23
Saturday Night Beaver
24
Star Warts Episode 1: the Phantom penis
25
Star warts episode 2: a crack of the moans
26
Star warts episode 3: the return of the stiff
27
Star warts episode 4: a new grope
28
Dead Men Don’t Wear Rubbers
29
Moulin Splooge
30
A BIG Bump in the Night
31
A Fistful of Condoms
32
All Anal on the Western Front
33
Brotherly Love
34
Butt Sex 4: ExLax Edition
35
Episiotomies Volume 8
36
The Dickapitator
37
the Porn Identity
38
Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
39
Time Strippers 2: G-String Theory
40
Anita C. Adoctor
41
Beavis and Butthead Do Debbie
42
Hung Wankenstein
43
My Large Intestines
44
Pickin Scabs
45
***** of Fury
46
What’s That Smell??
47
When Harry Met Hairier
48
Porn
49
“Two Girls and a Guy Doing It”
50
Crab Party
51
Hush! My Mother Might Hear Us!
52
Squiggy Gets Jiggy with Laverne
53
Tea Bagger Vance
54
The Porn Suk-Premecy
55
Anal Fireball
56
Good Assternoon
57
Grandma’s special cookies
58
Hooters and the Blowjobs
59
Long Nights With Da Man and His Chipmunk Friend
60
Lusty Life #89-Slide Your Long Loaf into My Hot Oven
61
Ultra Kinky#79-Bowlin’ in Her Colon
62
Backdoor Lambada
63
Carrottop does Cleveland
64
Cockless 19
65
Filthy *****#184- Poke ‘er Mon
66
Gigili
67
Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing.
68
Keepers Gone Wild
69
Lifestyles of the Bitchy Wanks - steviebaby, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Methinks plot construction and character development are not at the top of the agenda for these movies
- rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6I never thought this kind of article hitting the Digg front page.
But, as long it did...i remember coming across a similar page long ago..and the porn titles there were equally hilarious. It was called "Pimp Daddy's world of comedy porn titles: http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html
I even remember submitting a story, but it only got 2 diggs lol :( - notmiya, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-***** Volume 8", "I Need Your *****", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My ***** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black ***** and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave *****", "Girls Who Crave *****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard *****". Uh-huh... yeah...
- jaxxon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+470. Romancing the Bone
71. Shaving Ryan's Privates - billizm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Looks like the list was stolen from this 97 item list here from back in August of 2005:
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3652
I found it by accident while searching for "Beavis and Butthead do Debbie" which only found the above URL on google. hmm. - orangester, on 10/10/2007, -1/+533
Brotherly Love
Wait..what?! - blackjack75, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing."
I'd have put that one first on the list. I wonder if the guy who plays George Costanza has aquamidgetitis. - skyfire1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Funny too.
- numeka, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4"13 Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang."
Pass the tossed salads! ...something I never thought I'd say.. - robbiedo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Buck Naked?
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+41. The-can't-get-it-up-Website
- steviebaby, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I find all my porn "by accident". Yeah right
- RomulusX86, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back ... omg
May the Foreskin Be With You
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
Passions Of the Crotch - Hayaemsay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I didn't see Deep Space 9" there...
- iluvudigg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2How about having " The Art of Digging " in that list
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+538 Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
- crazybrit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Is it bad that I've seen one of those?
- captainpete, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2They didn't say it was a list of adult films
- SSCrow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2WoW.
48. Porn - Scottypants, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Dugg down for no mention of "My Ass Is Haunted"
http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?PID=6810078&style=ice&frm=frooglemovieA&cart=573939717 - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1lol, this is great!!! best Digg submission in weeks!
- gotrex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Here are some additional that I think is funny:
Janines Been Blackmaled
Rocco meats Suzzie
Im So Hot I Need A Cum Shot
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Analgeddon - poptones, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1A friend of mine downloaded a movie called Privates of the Caribbean a few days ago. He stumbled upon a site for a movie called Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Hole too.
- JohnQPrivate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Out of the list, THAT was the only one that I've seen, and it was wretched, even by porn standards. Picture sets that were nothing more than a couch or a chair sitting in what otherwise appears to be an empty room, with bright studio light coming from above, the worst actors that ever lived, and the most staged, mechanical buttsex ever put to video. I've actually been more turned on by watching actual Seinfeld than I was by this flick.
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