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- SaxxonPike, on 10/11/2007, -3/+199"1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)"
That one is so true. How about this Bash quote to show how pathetic that rejection line really is: (q#414593)
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. - fober, on 10/11/2007, -8/+171What is this "women" I keep hearing about?
Is it a new class they're adding to WoW? - didgital, on 10/11/2007, -1/+120My favorite response to a rejection: I wasn't picky, why should you be?
- xXGigantorXx, on 10/11/2007, -8/+79Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my Dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)
Now the male perspective on the same issue:
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.) - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+39It also helps, as the guy who is "just a friend", to simply not stand for it. Don't hang around her as a friend thinking that eventually you can get her. You won't. So stop consorting with her altogether. She'll get the idea.
Why should you be giving her what she wants when she's not giving you what you want? That's the crux of being a nice guy. You're a pushover as well. - brjndr, on 10/11/2007, -1/+38I thought if a guy told a woman "Let's be friends" it meant "You're ugly, but you have hot friends."
- kamiller, on 10/11/2007, -2/+31I disagree with the # 4 for men:
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
should read:
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ***** crazy.) - mrdimn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+30This is actually an old list...
The number 1 for men actually needs to be updated to the following...
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly. But maybe you have some hot friends you could hook me up with! Since the odds are you're the wingman for someone else.) - kmccormi, on 10/11/2007, -1/+29I'm a girl and I'll be the first to admit that a lot of times this is true. My freshman year of college my best friend was this guy I knew had a huge crush on me. I didn't like him in "that" way but did get along with him well enough to hang out all the time and tell him everything.
But I'll also be the first to defend women - yes, some are biotches and as modex says, some guys should just stop being a pushover. But in a few cases, the guy's dedication and loyalty might pay off, especially if the girl is genuine in her fondness of the companionship and is not intentionally keeping him around only for ego boosts.
In my case, when my best friend left for the summer I was hit with a realization of just how much I missed him, and we started an exclusive relationship that has lasted three years. He is very likely the guy I will marry. His efforts as a "friend" clearly paid off. And the relationship was that much easier to get into - we knew everything about each other, were comfortable around each other, etc. We had no awkward beginnings. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2610. I think of you as a sister. (You're fat and or ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want your old, ragged-out pussy and your 3 kids)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. ("And I don't want to deal with your baggage.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. ("And, she is much hotter than you".)
5. I don't date women where I work. (I think you will claim sexual harrassment when thing go bad.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (I am not crazy enough to deal with a psycho-bitch.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (I am banging a hot chick at work.)
2. I'm celibate. (You are too fat and ugly to *****.)
1. Let's be friends. (You look like a guy but have hot friends.) - jtbndy, on 10/11/2007, -2/+23We're like a puppet government. The strings are pulled by the women.
- EnjoyFailure, on 10/11/2007, -13/+33Hah! At least men still control the planet.
- brokenspatula, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16Google cache,
http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:YlYnXTZygxYJ:www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Rejection_lines+http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Rejection_lines&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a - jamesallen74, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14I had to use the "my life is too complicated" line once. But she wasn't ugly, she was HOT!!! But SHE was the one making my life complicated, so it wasn't a lie technically.
- JDoorjam, on 10/11/2007, -4/+14No, that's not on this list, that's from the top 10 list of things not to say when you finish first in bed.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11You're on Digg with a bunch of 15 year old punks who can't speak English. What do you expect, do get real insight in this world? Pfft.
- ch0p, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Thank you for linking directly to the coral cache rather than the page which would have gone down in a matter of seconds. More diggers need to do this.
- zeroooooooooooo, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10This is just as funny (read: not funny) as the links my mom occasionally sends me online. It sounds like it was written by a woman who was recently rejected and has an axe to grind. Not to mention, old joke.
Buried as lame. - Novagenesis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Think you forgot the /sarcasm tag. Women control the planet.
- julianmonsta, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9rofl too true its almost painful.
- nicepants, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9Firefox gave ME a rejection line when trying to load this page....
- specialK16, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10In highschool i got number 1 (female to male) twice in one year....
- kden, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10I wouldn't use that as a pickup line, if you beat the other guys to the girl.
- ch0p, on 10/11/2007, -12/+18delete this please, ment to reply
- nikkilai, on 10/11/2007, -4/+10Can someone post a mirror? This ***** is down already.
- jamesey, on 10/11/2007, -4/+10did they piss on your mouth or your chest?
- MelodySparks, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8*****. When a girl rejects a guy it's pretty much always because they're ugly. No matter what they say.
- ch0p, on 10/11/2007, -3/+9thanks for digging it up, jerks
- anjinash, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Not really ... they reject you because you aren't financially well off, or you're a pompous *****, or you're about as interesting as a brick.
- WoollyMittens, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Hero!
- hmmmok, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7Thats kinky.
- ateoto, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Yeah I was kind of hoping for real insight as well because I have a feeling I'm going to get the "Lets be friends" one real soon. Although I already know what it means, it still is just a bummer, especially because I really like the woman. Bah crazy womens!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3No, that is, " I think of you as a sister. Can't we just be friends?"
- gfeldt, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4The female meanings don't apply to highschool/college. At that age, every rejection really means 'you're ugly' also; or sometimes 'you're immature'.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Would you please stop talking to yourself? It's confusing the hell out of me!
- zeroooooooooooo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3TocsinFilms:
You're mocking yourself. - schizogony, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3The giant mouth at the top of the page scared the hell out of me.
- yahoofrom, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I don't say such rejection lines. i just say "you are ugly".
- DivisibleByZero, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Some of the ones for men should translate to "you're a freaking psycho". Unfortunately I didn't have that one in my database during my last relationship either.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2You must not know many women.
- fifalegend69, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2thats funny and true
- anjinash, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Jesus, here I thought I was on Digg but from your comment it appears I've wound up on a Aint It Cool News talkback.
- xpose, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Actually, for male responses. Some of those can be "you're insane". Its not only because they are ugly!
- Tarvok, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2The lines men use look like they were written by a woman... one of the ***** crazy psycho women the guys in these comments are referring to. Only a woman could make the blase assumption that any rejection means "you are ugly." And she's probably pretty hot, too, since I've never seen an ugly woman complain about her looks, but I've seen plenty of good looking ones do so.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2You must be an interesting guy to talk to if you can't come up with something besides technogarble about your failing web startup.
- brockpetrie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2a/s/l?
- viviwanu, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Lend me two damn it!
- howski, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3"*****. When a girl rejects a guy it's pretty much always because they're ugly *or poor*. No matter what they say."
Fixed that for you. - alexmuller, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/Top_10_Rejection_Lines_Used_by_Men_and_Women_And_What_They_Actually_Mean/
- deylux, on 07/09/2009, -0/+1I'm with you, all the way on that comment julian.... STUPID BITCHES! ARGGHHH
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