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- Phocion55, on 11/08/2009, -0/+31Yes, hi, 911? I just called to complain about these new Digg background ads.....
- Truedirt, on 11/06/2009, -0/+23911 What's your emergency?
I just got home from the bar and wanted to have sex with my wife but I am having difficulties finding the hole. - Awwzm, on 11/06/2009, -0/+23They really need to make the punishment more severe for misusing 911. Especially for people who get the wrong food orders.
- Banoni, on 11/06/2009, -0/+16Why would the dispatcher stay on the phone with the little girl and help her with math when he should have asked if her parents were around to see if there really was an emergency?
- TheMu, on 11/08/2009, -0/+14"Hello, 911? I called to complain about how I have to click *nine goddamn times* to see this article in full."
"Well there's an easy fix for that sir. This is what you do: Go back to the Digg page, and bury the story."
"OK. Thanks. *click*" - davidwmfc, on 11/07/2009, -1/+12Police officer rings 911 because he thinks he's overdosing on marijuana?
Ultimate facepalm - anonymousmedic, on 11/07/2009, -0/+9Helpful Protip from a 911-Paramedic: 90 - 95% of all calls to 911 for emergency medical services are not true emergencies as definied medically. They are emergencies to the person on the other end, though.
- Tubal22, on 11/08/2009, -0/+9I'm going to call 911 to report time.com for using 10 web pages for 1 article.
- riolio11, on 11/08/2009, -1/+8The operator dealing with the 4 year old should have kindly said "Little girl, this number is for really important emergencies, when something really scary is going on, so I'm going to have to hang up" instead of encouraging her and taking up time on the line.
- BREZZZ, on 11/08/2009, -0/+6Nah, that's understandable.
- rushover, on 11/08/2009, -0/+5The only reason you should call 911 is if there is a fire burning on the dance floor.
- Atario, on 11/08/2009, -0/+5What the "really need to" do is make non-emergency numbers more common (like 311).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-1-1 - groo68, on 11/08/2009, -0/+5Seriously, they go around adblock.
- pilot3033, on 11/08/2009, -2/+6nothing of your own to add?
- CaptObvious, on 11/08/2009, -0/+3Holy *****....family guy...
"If only every rescue were this easy. A Florida woman called 911 saying she was stuck inside her car with the windows up in a Walgreen's parking lot. Her engine wouldn't start, and it was getting hot. The 911 operator's advice? Unlock the door, and pull the handle. Presto."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKXTa_Z2Ow - megamod, on 11/08/2009, -0/+3$6000 fine and/or 1 year in prison? You don't think that's enough?
- vodka357, on 11/08/2009, -0/+2I cried like that one time when my parents asked me to clean my room. When I WAS ***** 10 YEARS OLD!
- DaviDTC, on 11/08/2009, -0/+2I honestly do not know the non-emergency number here. I just looked it up and it is a 7 digit number with various numbers throughout.
- budboomer, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1Have you tried this?
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/492 ... - PotbellyJoe, on 11/08/2009, -1/+2So it was a non-emergency that the woman was a drunk-driver? Sounds like an emergency to me.
- ddcool1124, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1haha good stuff.
- Shmio, on 11/08/2009, -1/+2AdBlock is amazing. Works perfectly on Digg. The only problem I have is with ESPN's videos on both youtube and ESPN.com (must disable it for them to work)
Linux Mint 7 Gloria 64-Bit - RiperSnifle, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1Dugg for the news anchor uncontrollably laughing in the second one.
Double Dugg for the Burger King western cheeseburger call...laughing is making me hungry. - antdude, on 11/08/2009, -0/+1http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/complet ...
1. No Wedding Bells, Just Police Sirens
2. Chill, Officer
3. Plan A Was Arresting Herself
4. Another Dirty Politician
5. A McDonald's Order Goes Horribly Awry
6. How to Open a Door
7. We Don't Enforce Cheeseburgers, Ma'am
8. A Headline John McCain Didn't Need
9. To Protect, To Serve and To Tutor
10. I Love a Man in a Uniform - diggfromsfbay, on 11/09/2009, -0/+0And he didn't even help the girl with her math.
- DaviDTC, on 11/08/2009, -3/+3Its amazing how hard police had it back then. Now they would get a paid day off at the most.
- furburglar, on 11/07/2009, -6/+6"On April 21, 2006, Edward Sanchez called 911 with a strange request. It seems the Michigan police officer had pocketed some marijuana seized during an arrest and baked it into pot brownies. He hadn't, however, counted on a drug-induced fit of panic. "I think we're dying," Sanchez told the dispatcher. "We made brownies, and I think we're dead. Time is going by really really really really slow." Sanchez escaped prosecution by offering to resign from the force."
- lostngone, on 11/08/2009, -2/+1"Help, I'm locked inside my car!" OMFG?!?! I can only hope this is fake.
- bigwhitecock, on 11/08/2009, -1/+0They do? Running Firefox 3.5.5 and AdBlock Plus 1.1.1 here on a Win XP box, and haven't seen any ads on Digg in years.
- Tarkaan, on 11/08/2009, -2/+1Nice slideshow.



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