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Thread Busters: 10 Signs Your Post Just Sucked [PICS]

wallstreetfighter.com — People on forums have a polite little way of saying what you just posted was less than stellar. Here are 10 pics that had me rolling and got straight to the point.

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  • Callsorputs, on 11/16/2007, -3/+119I'll digg anything that has Richard Simmons swinging from a rope.
  • TwisterMc, on 11/16/2007, -1/+77I love the track one. :)
  • fnaqzna, on 11/16/2007, -46/+13Way too much emphasis on the overused "fail" response.

    Buried.
  • pedrovoltaire, on 11/16/2007, -15/+2fat lady with F... hehe.

    fnagzna, you're a knob!
  • Waskonator, on 11/16/2007, -30/+4Omgz! Theez are teh shiznit! roflocoptorz
    [BALLS]
    (*****>balls)
  • waymatter, on 11/16/2007, -4/+67That dog humping the other dog's face is hilarious.
    • Urusai, on 11/16/2007, -0/+31I'm not seeing that as a "fail". Who needs more puppies to support?
    • Cyrusnov, on 11/16/2007, -0/+4That's not "fail". The other dog is just giving him a blowjob.
  • seandfeeney, on 11/16/2007, -5/+85Good heavens look at the time!
    • TridenTBoy, on 11/16/2007, -3/+4Best one in my opinion.
    • active1x0, on 11/16/2007, -9/+2WOW YOU POSTED A DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE ARTICLE, YOUR ARE SO CREATIVE AND FUNNY.

      You could really learn a thing or two from said article, though.
  • jfdolier, on 11/16/2007, -12/+9I'd say more about this post, but my time is too precious to insult it thoroughly...
  • fisj139, on 11/16/2007, -3/+55I thought the Ann Coulter add I got at the bottom was part of the fail posts...
  • blitzer, on 11/16/2007, -16/+4It is unbelievable people have enough time on their hands to custom make pictures... to insult people you dont know over the internet...

    Can I short sell planet earth?
    • UNL1M1T3D, on 11/16/2007, -0/+19How hard is it to import a picture in to paint and add witty text?
    • Kurisuku, on 11/16/2007, -0/+17It's unbelievable that your life is so full of activity that you don't have enough free time to make a few custom pictures and screw around... On the internet...

      Then again, you ARE on digg.
    • Yetisquatch, on 11/16/2007, -0/+8"It is unbelievable people have enough time on their hands to custom make pictures..."
      Might i just point out to you and every other halfwit that leaves comments such as the one above that you just had enough time on your hands to click on a digg topic, view the page, then come back to the digg comments and leave a negative and uncreative comment aimed at people who were at least being slightly creative. Apparently you had enough time on your hands to be useless.
      You sir or maam should just stfu and get back to being overly busy.
    • bjornski, on 11/16/2007, -0/+4Learn Photoshop. Hell, learn MS Paint.

      These take mere seconds to make.
    • Philluminati, on 11/16/2007, -2/+1It adds humour. The text "fail" would be boring
  • benitojuarez, on 11/16/2007, -9/+3Looks like that guy fails at counting. I see only 9 pictures.
    • cankillar, on 11/16/2007, -2/+19It looks like we need one of those pictures.
      gay trapeeze, picard,track, thumb down, dog humping,official seal,fat woman, dart, failplane, and KILL YOURSELF=10 pictures...
    • D3koy, on 11/16/2007, -1/+7Oh the irony....for the last one(presumably the one you missed) is the one that can be best applied here...
      • r00ts, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1That's not irony. Didn't you read the story a few days ago about commonly misused words?
    • benitojuarez, on 11/16/2007, -1/+3Failplane wasnt there when I counted.
      • stevedclarke, on 11/16/2007, -0/+3It was busy stalling in this thread.
  • basic0, on 11/16/2007, -1/+44Dugg for Patrick Stewart. Be warned, this page uses an extremely small value of 10.
    • moskaudancer, on 11/16/2007, -9/+1It's 10.-10 (ten point negative ten)
      • zeromancer, on 11/16/2007, -2/+13Too bad we can't post pics in comments because i have about 9 of them i'd like to post for you.
    • bonds, on 11/16/2007, -1/+5Hell yeah, Picard can set any nonsense poster straight.
  • brainster31, on 11/16/2007, -6/+23old pics are old
  • suxmonkey, on 11/16/2007, -0/+16There is something seriously 'meta' going on here ... I think the post itself is designed to fail and is thus (brilliantly enough) the tenth example. That or I took too much 'cid back in my party days :/
  • TannerPwnz, on 11/16/2007, -2/+21The picture with the kid with the dart sticking out of her forehead freaked me the hell out.
  • bralynn, on 11/16/2007, -3/+23If Digg allowed pictures in comments I would show you an 11th.
    • Hayaemsay, on 11/16/2007, -0/+18Or you could just link...?
      • Darth_tater, on 11/16/2007, -18/+2*woosh*

        that was the sound of bralynn's comment going over your head
  • itsmattgw, on 11/16/2007, -1/+22"i aint afraid of no post"
  • over90000, on 11/16/2007, -14/+8Stop stealing from Ebaums.
    • UNL1M1T3D, on 11/16/2007, -5/+34I'll stop stealing from Ebaums when they stop stealing from everyone.
    • Callsorputs, on 11/16/2007, -4/+9That was funnier than the post. "Stop Stealing from Ebaum" You want him to stop stealing from the biggest thief on the internet
    • over90000, on 11/16/2007, -0/+15Sigh, some people just don't get the joke.
      • thealliedhacker, on 11/16/2007, -4/+1Don't break rules 1 & 2!
        P.S. I think "eBaums" has /i/'ed digg or something >_>
        • nullx42, on 11/16/2007, -3/+1The Oekaki board? stfu and gb2/subeta/
    • bjornski, on 11/16/2007, -3/+2eBaums steals from every other message board. They're not unique, or even "first".

      Honestly, I'd say the freshest ones are on Fark and 4chan.
      • saisumimen, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Oh, the irony. WHEN HE SAID "EBAUM" HE WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOU-- oh nevermind.
  • ganomex, on 11/16/2007, -16/+0 12
    11 1
    10 2
    9 || 3
    8 || 4
    7 || 5
    kill your self ~desu

    good heavens look at the time
  • wilf_brim, on 11/16/2007, -0/+18May be old, but I nearly wet myself. Maybe just because I've had a bad day, or whatever, but I thought those were hilarious.
    • asauterChicago, on 11/16/2007, -0/+9I nearly wet myself also, but not because of laughter, but because I suffer from a severe overactive bladder.
  • hydrodev, on 11/16/2007, -11/+2Fail. Stupid
    • bjornski, on 11/16/2007, -0/+4But yet you took the time out to post about it.

      You are the epitome of fail.
      • fnaqzna, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1"You are the epitome of fail."

        "Fail" is not a noun.
  • brwright, on 11/16/2007, -1/+8I expected a picture of Vista with all of the Apple Fanboyism lately...
  • Falldog, on 11/16/2007, -3/+20More fail:
    http://imgdump.info/img-you-fail-8222.htm
    http://imgdump.info/img-you-fail-2-8221.htm
    http://imgdump.info/img7820.search.htm
    http://imgdump.info/img38603.search.htm
  • r3negadeX, on 08/11/2008, -1/+9That's awesome! Those images really come in handy for 90% of the submissions on Digg!
  • rupertmorris, on 11/16/2007, -4/+3I see what you did there...

    PS I LOLed at several of those, like the Official Seal of Epic Fail.
  • onlyclave, on 11/16/2007, -1/+10Fark called. They're looking for their submission.
    • saisumimen, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1The Internet called. Blog posts get cross-linked all the time.
      • yfguitarist, on 11/16/2007, -1/+2The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
        • platypibri, on 11/16/2007, -1/+2I called TBS. They said your comment is funny, and I can laugh.
      • saisumimen, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Oh yeah? Well *I* slept with your WIFE!
  • jaynemother, on 11/16/2007, -3/+1I think I've lost my faith in adblock. Why Are There Naked People At the Bottom of My Screen!
    WATNPABMC
    • bjornski, on 11/16/2007, -1/+4Add Ad Muncher to the mix.

      It's like double-bagging it for the net.
  • Flamekebab, on 11/16/2007, -4/+11These weren't witty. Or funny.
    They were great examples of FAIL.
  • iota, on 11/16/2007, -1/+5This is one of the most blatant spam sites to get to the front page in a while. Bravo.
  • maeon3, on 11/16/2007, -0/+3All aboard the fail-boat.
  • seajayf, on 11/16/2007, -7/+1keeps crashing my browser, mirror
  • seajayf, on 11/16/2007, -7/+1keeps crashing my browser, mirror?
  • gerbil20, on 11/16/2007, -4/+2Very fitting:
    http://bp3.blogger.com/_TVfEjAyW4Fk/RzumkgusGnI/AA ...
  • digdugdog, on 11/16/2007, -0/+2Anyone else spend an unpleasant moment pondering how many people it took to wedge "Fail-Woman" into that Spandex?

    And how many made it out safely...?
  • Sawta, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Is it weird if I want to post a fail pic to a post about fail pics? *****.
  • jpbro, on 11/16/2007, -0/+0Anyone else see "F-garlic"?
  • FattyCorpuscle, on 11/16/2007, -1/+1What, no failcat?
  • GregR, on 11/16/2007, -1/+1looks like his server failed.
  • dimitrisokolov, on 11/16/2007, -2/+3This post was the lamest yet on Digg.
  • theprokaryote, on 11/16/2007, -6/+2http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1e ...

    Seriously lame article for being in the front page.
  • Opheicus, on 11/16/2007, -0/+2sage
  • Carsonauto, on 11/16/2007, -1/+3Things like this gives me hope for the internet.
    Almost makes up for 4chan.
    • gooberdude, on 11/17/2007, -0/+1That's weird since half of these pictures probably originated on 4chan..
  • jayadelson, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Ok, this one had me laughing. As much as I hate threads where people overdo the embedding, with dorky huge signatures, I must say these would make me laugh.
  • Serapthi, on 11/16/2007, -0/+2What are the chances that the blogger just went to Fark and randomly picked one of the comment sections to look through?
  • hay112, on 11/16/2007, -7/+1Where i'm from your thread hasn't been busted till you get one of these

    "It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his *****, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick *****. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my ***** explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my ***** out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his *****, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his ***** still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven."
  • randysouth, on 11/16/2007, -0/+1Anyone who has the time to surf Digg to find stories like this fail. Oh wait, I'm on Digg digging this story... Fail
  • ilovethewacokid, on 11/17/2007, -0/+0um, how amazing is the the kill yourself one. you have no idea how happy it made me when i saw that.
  • bigtitspics, on 12/16/2007, -0/+0nice idea
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