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- Stupidumb, on 04/10/2008, -30/+345I foresee some chicks trying to recreate this event.
- pintomp3, on 04/10/2008, -3/+303it used a rootkit.
- mheisel, on 04/10/2008, -3/+286Forget about the penis jokes. I am more interested in the story of how the tree got into the car.
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……………*-„ . . . . . . . . . '-„…………………¯/¯¯**^^~~--„„„:::::::: - DrummerAndrew, on 04/10/2008, -19/+265That would have hit my dick. It's huge! I own a Jeep!
/sarcasm - Frogee, on 04/10/2008, -6/+193I don't care what anyone says, Reptar with boobs is some funny ass *****.
....Completely Irrelevant but still funny - teriyakisause, on 04/10/2008, -7/+183This dude would have been a chick if it went up further.
- floridiot2, on 04/10/2008, -3/+157makes sense.
- Sp0rAdiC, on 04/10/2008, -0/+140Looks like it hit its weak spot for massive damage.
- ruz322, on 04/10/2008, -2/+105The mere realization of what he almost lost should change his life anyway.
- Bukowsky, on 04/10/2008, -12/+114holy *****! that would've really, really sucked!
- azAZ09, on 04/10/2008, -3/+99I am a leaf on the wind, whatch how I ...
--WHAT THE ***** ?! - amanilaenvelope, on 04/10/2008, -2/+83wtf?
- Chainheart, on 04/10/2008, -4/+81REPTAR, REPTAR, GOTTA STOP THAT REPTAR
- temporaryescape, on 04/10/2008, -4/+57we need to start putting steel plates underneath cars... sort of like the bulletproof plates used on hillary's chopper cockpit into bosnia.
- sockpuppets, on 04/10/2008, -1/+49What what in my butt?
Ok. - callinthelaw69, on 04/10/2008, -7/+52Buried as inaccurate. A woman must have been driving.
- polishdude06, on 04/10/2008, -1/+45Dugg for nostalgia and pure insanity.
- Lane, on 04/10/2008, -4/+43How so? What is so dangerously stupid of driving down the road?
- TheWeez, on 04/10/2008, -1/+36Here are all the pictures and the story.
http://postworthy.com/Worthy/ex/Jeep_Vs_Tree/60.as ...
If that doesn't work, there are some more pictures here:
http://jalopnik.com/342722/jeep-wrangler-skewered- ...
And this story has been submitted before. Months old. - brianjlowry, on 04/10/2008, -1/+35Well played, sir.
- arcooke, on 04/10/2008, -8/+42Your nickname is absolutely perfect for you.
- redneckblues, on 04/10/2008, -1/+34Lol, he almost went out on a limb.
- Poweroft, on 04/10/2008, -5/+35That's what I call a sticky situation.
- fyrehart, on 04/10/2008, -1/+31Really?
- affanjam, on 04/10/2008, -3/+30This guy need the "Luckiest Man in the World Award"
- Slagtits, on 04/10/2008, -0/+26You would need a very, very close friend to remove the splinters
- sarixe, on 04/10/2008, -4/+29i can't tell whether you mean ***** or assface
- theone3, on 04/10/2008, -0/+22Injury pics http://jeepforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503664
VERY lucky.. oww... - jodofashodo, on 04/10/2008, -0/+21The ipod matches the color of the jeep, how cute!
- danlbuckley, on 04/10/2008, -2/+22Are you sure you didn't mean it would have hit the back of your head? :)
- fearlessfx, on 04/10/2008, -1/+21Rule 34, anyone?
- ChronicColonic, on 04/10/2008, -0/+19His Jeep gave him wood...
- Celeron, on 04/10/2008, -5/+24You're the one that deserves the Darin award for being a total idiot.
- arcooke, on 04/10/2008, -0/+19Thanks, Captain Obvious.
- weister42, on 04/10/2008, -6/+25He got wooded.
- BossKey, on 04/10/2008, -2/+20Rule 34 means someone, somewhere is saying "OMG that's hot"
- sephiroth965, on 04/10/2008, -0/+18Actually, no; if the person is unable to reproduce because of the stupid accident they can get a Darwin Award. They don't necessarily have to die just eliminate their genes from the gene pool.
- sanman, on 04/10/2008, -1/+18Now that's one safety commercial that BMW's marketing dept should have tried.
- inactive, on 04/10/2008, -0/+17Carlos Mencia?
- dasdef, on 04/10/2008, -0/+17perfect
- fef560, on 04/10/2008, -1/+17Darwin awards are almost as overused as rick rolls
- sporad1c, on 04/10/2008, -0/+16And the most obvious statement of the week award goes to....
- wc3452, on 04/10/2008, -1/+17and you should get one too for best supporting "Darin"
- vornan19, on 04/10/2008, -3/+18I noted the broken end of the branch so I'm betting on his having balls of steel. Or perhaps he tensed and raised up a little, then had to break it off to get out!
- Xorsist, on 04/10/2008, -2/+17its a stick shift, like a woman could drive that...
- DrywallThief, on 04/10/2008, -0/+15I know! That tree ALMOST got hit by a penis! Lucky tree!
- polishdude06, on 04/10/2008, -0/+14I beg to differ!
- inactive, on 04/10/2008, -4/+17REPTAR WITH BOOBS HAS BOOBS.
- JekJob, on 04/10/2008, -2/+15Dugg because the formatting didn't ***** up your picture.
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