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This is Not Allowed on a Ski Lift [pic]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 25, 2007

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  • MikeonTV, on 10/10/2007, -2/+419I just can't ski without sodomy.
  • FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -28/+313That person in the front looks much smaller

    No priests on ski lift!!!
  • scanman20, on 10/10/2007, -4/+200Ben Dover
  • Dramamine, on 10/10/2007, -4/+185Who designs these signs?
  • KevenM, on 10/10/2007, -5/+127The picture of the sign was taken near NAMBLA headquarters.
  • kingkilr, on 10/10/2007, -3/+108He got fired last year, Dick Fitswell does it now.
  • JohnnyXmas, on 10/10/2007, -1/+83In The Alps they don't have homosexuals like in your country. They do not have this phenomenon. I don't know who has told you that they have it.
  • jmgoody311, on 10/10/2007, -3/+71"Hello, my name is Chris Hansen. Do you mind if I have a word with you?
  • Klarth, on 10/10/2007, -3/+70"I'm a post-modern poet, and I wasn't even aware!"
  • ubuwalker31, on 10/10/2007, -1/+68He certainly looks like he has a raging clue...
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -4/+70Aaaa this is the position called "TATRAPOMA" ...
  • Gabberwok, on 10/10/2007, -5/+67I don't think that's where you're supposed to plant your pole while skiing...
  • dondara, on 10/10/2007, -2/+55Talk about blue balls
  • krizzle, on 10/10/2007, -5/+53Chris Hansen's latest sting operation:
    Do you want to tell me what you're doing here?
    Uh..I'm just came here to ski.
    Did you type to a 13 yr old boy quote " I want to ride behind you on the ski lift and hold both our poles." ?
    Man...I don't...I just came here to ski...I have a wife and kids....
    Did you also type quote " want to see my black diamond, and ride it too." ?
    *Man begins to ski away, several Police Officers on skis approach him*
    DON'T TASE ME BRO
  • drewhenson, on 10/10/2007, -37/+81You know, seeing so many stupid signs on digg, I often wonder, "does anyone look at these before installing them?"
  • SpectralSounds, on 10/10/2007, -5/+44You're a poet and didn't know it.
    You make a rhyme every time.

    I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+37Actually it is saying one person at a time on the rope tow.
  • purag66, on 05/13/2009, -5/+39i am from switzerland and here in the Alps we are allowed to do it...and drink in public...and smoke indoors....actually i'm just an American visiting Geneva and damn I feel so free here.
  • Dhalgren, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33What does Marlon Brando have to do with skiing?
  • dlsspy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30Iran. They are pointing out how there are no homosexual skiers in their country.

    Doesn't say anything about homosexual snowboarders, though.
  • rspeed, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24"Having a penis is like having a friend that always wants to play. I do everything with mine; we even go skiing together... and my penis is like, 'Look out! Tree!' I'm like, whew... thanks penis! I'm sure glad I had you out."
    -- Mitch Fatel
  • crackedplastic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18You're missing the "Please visit my pathetic blog" sign. I'm sure you'll find it soon.
  • Frank_the_Tank, on 10/10/2007, -13/+30So, Catholic Priests aren't allowed to ski now? Hey-oooooh!
  • kitwaites, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20Gosh, really? It's not saying no paedophilia on the ski lift? Boy, I sure feel stupid now!
  • chyya, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16hey man, lets go ahead and stop being mean to me. okay?
  • syroncoda, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18hahaha it make me cry through my penis.
  • drakenlot, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15For warmth? I'm guessing here, but I assume the insides of people feel warmer than the cold outside.
  • andregriffin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Haiku's are easy
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator
  • BrettTheUser, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14You're right. It's an old style of lift where you just grab on to the cable and get pulled up the mountain. You're not supposed to push your kids in front of you. There are no chairs involved.
  • BrokenVisage, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Well played.
  • roadtripper, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15hmm. must be Asspen.
  • FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -3/+14thanks Captain Obvious!!!
  • moofer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12People against NAMBLA
  • KoopaTroopa, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12his clue is giving me a clue
  • luvs2spooge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11Not on the same pair of skis, no.
    Usually the parent or teacher will put their body around them so their skis wedge the kid in front of them so they can keep them in control.

    Besides in the sign they're clearly going uphill!
  • LostOnion, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11then what's with all that foot tapping?
  • rspeed, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Yeah, remember the beginning of Empire?
  • RamezaniK, on 10/10/2007, -1/+11You came after seeing this? WTF.
  • drakenlot, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11And not walking. You phail at the internet, Game Over.
  • nomadxx7, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11@jordkett

    Really? You mean that's not his junk he's holding in his hand while he bends the poor kid over?
    Thanks for the reality check. I think maybe 1 person didn't get the picture or the overall irony of what the picture looks more like.
  • sloonark, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Get this man a shirt marked Genius. Sheesh.
  • MadCook, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7It's probably a J-Bar or T-Bar http://www.skilifts.org/glossary.htm, but it's still comical taken out of context.
  • theforrester, on 10/10/2007, -6/+12 And...uhm, WHAT exactly is this sign really saying?
  • cheeze_ballz, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6yep -- they're common on bunny hills (beginner hills)...at least at the ski places I've been to.
  • icegoddess13, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7any rational person installing the sign would post it just for laughs, even if the mistake was realized by someone else and they were told to take it down
  • StaticThunder, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Ah, its a rope tow. I've never seen one in the flesh.
  • Reziarfg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Third Rock from the Sun:
    "I'm a poet and I didn't even realize it"
  • gn0stik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Buttsecks?
  • hysterix, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Your childhood!
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Calm down kid.
    http://digg.com/videos/people/There_are_no_homosex ...
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