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- watklax, on 07/02/2008, -2/+131Why is this awkward? What do you do to celebrate the 4th?
- neuens07, on 07/02/2008, -1/+121Submitted by OldGrandma...
NOT a good image - dougvfr750, on 07/02/2008, -1/+94They're for his wife, she wanted something larger
- Cheese6034, on 07/02/2008, -0/+84Helps to keep the dogs from sticking....to the grill of course.
- drewdown112, on 07/02/2008, -1/+83I prefer ketchup, mustard and relish... but maybe this guy is on to something new
- slug007, on 07/02/2008, -0/+74It makes swallowing wieners so much easier.
- sustainablogger, on 07/02/2008, -2/+69Yet another reason why the price of oil is going through the roof: the common practice of lubing up hot dogs with petroleum jelly.
- tippmann1, on 07/03/2008, -0/+56@willbraden
funny story actually... - matrixbandit, on 07/03/2008, -3/+43Seriously tho, is there anything you CAN pair up with Vasoline at the checkout counter that doesn't make you look like you are airing out your personal business for all to see?
I bought a small tub of vasoline from a gas station once and nothing else (to be used as a releasing agent in making a plaster mold) and the guy behind the counter was the most visibly uncomfortable I think I've ever seen someone who wasn't experiencing massive trauma. It didn't help that the friend who was helping me with the project chose NOT to heed my advice and stay in the car. I guess two guys walking in and out together buying just a single vasoline tub does look a little suspicious.
I've always wanted to go into a store and ring up some white towels, latex gloves, isopropyl alcohol, and then when they ask if I found everything okay, casually ask them if they sell metal coat hangers individually. I remember once when I was 19 and working overnights at a grocery store, I had some guy ring up a box of condoms and a hammer. "Whoaa.. guy.. what are you gonna do to her!?"
... and then as he was leaving.. "Hey, hammer one out for me man." Heh heh. I guess you could say I "nailed" it. Oh hoh, you see what I did there? Oh.. okay no I'm done.. we're cool *backs out slowly*... - WillBraden, on 07/02/2008, -1/+38why? when's the last time you caught an STD from a hot dog?
- lhbaker, on 07/02/2008, -1/+37The fact that he isn't buying any buns is somewhat worrying.
- WillBraden, on 07/03/2008, -3/+39true. did you buy your computer and your sense of humor together?
- OldGrandma, on 07/02/2008, -3/+39Hey, I resemble that remark.
- shade45, on 07/02/2008, -0/+33I think he's going for the in the buns approach.
- JoeyDigital, on 07/02/2008, -2/+34this has got to be 4th of July on the set of "mike's apartment"
- Hetman, on 07/03/2008, -1/+33"i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
she'll make ya breakfast
she'll make ya toast
she don't use butter
she don't use jelly
or any of these
she uses vaseline
vaseline
vaseline"
And I was under the impression that this song by the flaming lips was complete *****. - spoogieking012, on 07/02/2008, -2/+32...or sticking them up your ass :D
- Ex3poo, on 07/03/2008, -1/+31Reminds me of bible camp.
- duke1981, on 07/03/2008, -2/+29You know how you can tell if your at a gay BBQ?
Hot dogs taste like *****. - kingjafee, on 07/02/2008, -6/+33Wow we are lubing up hot dogs now?
Jeez - HarrisonBn, on 07/03/2008, -1/+28that's not kosher.
- Jpardue, on 07/02/2008, -3/+30I'm gonna pretend that your the New York Knicks....
- Nidy1, on 07/03/2008, -2/+27Wow thanks Commander Obvious! Always waiting there to inform us of something we already know. I have no idea what we'd do without you!
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -0/+24relish also does the trick
- dalnet22, on 07/03/2008, -0/+22He already has buns.
- blazes816, on 07/02/2008, -5/+27Nothing says American like being rammed in the ass. Now if only a government official could do it it'd be a real party.
- markperia, on 07/03/2008, -3/+23that is just... *claps*
bravo! - WillBraden, on 07/02/2008, -1/+20yes, I hate it when my hot dog "cooks" prematurely...
- douch3mom, on 07/03/2008, -0/+18Its only awkward if your eyes are open...
- tbk123, on 07/02/2008, -0/+18People play horseshoes at 4th of July picnics, why not "catch a greased pig" ? Or spin the bottle rocket...
- sjones12, on 07/03/2008, -3/+20Mirror: http://i27.tinypic.com/142qvti.jpg
- MattFid, on 07/02/2008, -0/+17Extra slaw, hold the lube.
- MasterGrief, on 07/03/2008, -0/+16They don't already?
- YoWhatDaFuxUp, on 07/03/2008, -4/+20Grocery stores will turn you down if you try to buy straws, razor blades, and a mirror
- vagarach, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15What, I can't drink some water through a straw while shaving?
- edwartica, on 07/02/2008, -1/+16What's even more disturbing, he asked the checkout clerk for her number!
- nreynolds, on 07/03/2008, -1/+16Protip: If you don't get the joke (I'm looking at you, people who commented before me) look at the name.
- GorfTron, on 07/03/2008, -0/+15One time I actually did buy bananas and Vaseline. I just happen to buy it. The checker looked at me weird.
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -0/+14sausage party!....
- DanDotOrg, on 07/03/2008, -0/+14One time I was in a pharmacy to buy condoms, and realized that Mother's Day was only a few days away. So I walked up to the check-out counter with a box of condoms and a Mother's Day card. I never felt more awkward in my life.
- hollywoodphony, on 07/03/2008, -1/+15I don't remember giving you permission to photograph my purchase.
- Sextastic, on 07/03/2008, -1/+15om nom nom
- tippmann1, on 07/03/2008, -1/+14ugh theres nothing worse than rubbing it raw...
- dalnet22, on 07/03/2008, -1/+13If it's for the guy infront of him, why is he infront of the other person's groceries?
- pingpants, on 07/02/2008, -0/+12So what are you putting on the buns then?
- inactive, on 07/02/2008, -1/+12This is actually a preventative measure, so that the hotdogs do not cook prematurely from the friction resulting from the dogs rubbing together.
- saranagati, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10wow, im slow today... i was trying to figure out how the store would know that you wanted to watch yourself in the mirror while you slit your wrists and sucked up the blood.
- PhrosTT, on 07/03/2008, -0/+10his number
- Dested, on 07/03/2008, -0/+9I dont know what you're planning but count me out.
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