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- Chooxo, on 10/29/2009, -2/+437"I'm not getting pussy anytime soon"
Not with that attitude, you're not. - Smokeydabear, on 10/29/2009, -5/+396I'm kinda rooting for the 13-year-old. Any female diggers want to take one for the team for this kid?
- Aneamic, on 10/29/2009, -2/+389we're on a team?
- Warom, on 10/29/2009, -1/+338After 7 times he now thinks thats what a pussy looks like.
- mejf2loy, on 10/29/2009, -5/+308Stranger: Bonjour!
Stranger: C'est la vie?!
You: uh
You: shockleblue
Stranger: Americaine?
You: yes
Stranger: You americaines are stupide
You: hey!
Stranger: BONNE CHANCE MORON
Stranger: YANKEE
You: just surrender to me now so we can get this over with
Stranger: Yeah okay BUD
You: why are there trees on the streets of paris? so the germans can march in the shade
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: touche
You: haha
Stranger: too bad im canadian you ***** nut
Stranger: :D
You: haha
You: I forgot about canada
Stranger: they all do...
Stranger: :(
You: haha - Awwzm, on 10/29/2009, -0/+272I like the Best Picture thumbnails.
- onederboy, on 10/29/2009, -0/+259
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want to cyber
You: sure, you want to be terminator or the t-1000?
You: p.s. you spelled cyborg wrong
Stranger: i meant cyber sex
You: cyborg sex? That would never work, they're enemies
Your conversational partner has disconnected. - renatoc8, on 10/29/2009, -0/+259I logged on and the short conversation went something along the lines of:
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
The other party has disconnected from this chat session. - miggyb, on 10/29/2009, -1/+252Not necessarily together or in that order.
- jugglingjon, on 10/29/2009, -0/+234I tried this site, and this was the result:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: this chat service is a pretty weird concept isn't it
Stranger: not as weird as the dead and dying forest creatures struggling for life nailed to my bedroom wall
The other party has disconnected from this chat session.
I'm afraid to go back. - dumass4u, on 10/29/2009, -2/+204female diggers?
- iamstudip, on 10/29/2009, -2/+203I'd send him the goatse pic.
- anexanhume, on 10/29/2009, -1/+197Hey, it is dark and lonely down there in the mines. Those miners just want some female company.
- miggyb, on 10/29/2009, -1/+177Yes. I'd totally do it if I had a vagina. Alas, I can only offer blood, sweat and balls.
- MrBastian, on 10/29/2009, -0/+171For those wondering, this is from http://omegle.com/
- dbhalla, on 10/29/2009, -0/+155Holy *****, you just wrote your own conversation.
Of course he did, douche. - Tsezu, on 10/29/2009, -0/+147Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm a dude.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Shortest chat ever. - Chooxo, on 10/29/2009, -0/+145I wonder if miners like Digging.
- FelixDrylock, on 10/29/2009, -1/+133Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Bosnia
Stranger: norway
Stranger: f/m?
You: transgender
Stranger: ?
You: I have both male and female genetalia
Stranger: lol - gimmeagob, on 10/29/2009, -2/+134I wish I was 13...then I'd have an excuse.
- dbhalla, on 10/29/2009, -0/+126Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
Stranger: im cirara
You: im me
Stranger: im 11
You: im 6
You: beat that
Your conversational partner has disconnected. - dbhalla, on 10/29/2009, -0/+124Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Vai Palmeiras :D
You: C'est la vie?!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: :P
You: You americaines are stupide
Stranger: i'm not american
You: why are there trees on the streets of paris? so the germans can march in the shade
Stranger: brazilian ;P
You: I forgot about canada
Stranger: why are trees?
You: they all do...
Stranger: o.0
I may have got a little confused. - grim1316, on 10/30/2009, -3/+125Stranger: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM
Stranger: WHAT?! AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF
Stranger: THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!!
Stranger: ENGLISH *****!
Stranger: DO
Stranger: SPEAK
Stranger: IT
Stranger: YOU
You: YO, IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT KAYNE USES CAPS LOCK THE BEST, THE BEST!!!!!
Stranger: bastard...
Your conversational partner has disconnected - JohnFin, on 10/29/2009, -0/+118Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from digg?
You: lol, nice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. - Chooxo, on 10/29/2009, -0/+109I just tried it too, and went for the corny approach:
Stranger: hii
You: ¡o11ǝɥ
Stranger: whats up?
You: uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ
Stranger: lmfao!
You: ¡ɥsıʇ-ɯnp-ɐq
I thought it was cute :D - DjBearPDX, on 10/29/2009, -0/+106"Positive attitude or not, there aren't many 13-year old girls giving it up"
Pffft, what middle school have you been handing out candy in front of? - samboussek, on 10/29/2009, -0/+106Connecting to server...
Stranger: Is this Clarice?
Stranger: Why hello, Clarice.
You: hello, Alfred
You: we meet again
Stranger: Clarice, there's nothing I'd love more in the world than to chat with you. Unfortunately, you've caught me at an awkward moment. Please forgive me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. - ace429k, on 10/29/2009, -0/+101damn, 13 year olds have it easy now days to get porn. It was tough for me ages ago!
- dajuggernaut, on 10/29/2009, -6/+103-There is no 'i' in team.
-Yeah well there is no 'u' in team either, so if I'm not on the team and you are not on the team, then there is no team, the team sucks! - T8erT0T, on 10/29/2009, -1/+98Omegle is Greek for "Pedo's Labrynth"
- UV0001, on 10/30/2009, -0/+82Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: niceee imma girl can we have cybersex
You: sure
Stranger: Kay yu startk
You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. - inactive, on 10/29/2009, -1/+82Great. Another hour of getting trapped into pictures of girls on college humor. Never fails.
- onederboy, on 10/29/2009, -0/+80...and keeps asking for more.
- dbhalla, on 10/29/2009, -5/+84Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I KNOW THAT BEAR
You: IT TAUGHT ME BAD THINGS
You: PAPA NO
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback. - Joemanji, on 10/29/2009, -0/+78Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
- wakeupsticky, on 10/29/2009, -13/+90This wasn't funny.
- Jonatan10, on 10/29/2009, -0/+72Stranger: hi, r u a girl looking for webcam chat?
You: i am 12 and what is this?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected. - kenjura, on 10/29/2009, -2/+74Positive attitude or not, there aren't many 13-year old girls giving it up, and it's awfully hard for young teenagers to find a place to do it. That and the whole safe sex thing, and the fact that they both become sex offenders because the other one is underaged.
But yeah, his only problem is pessimism. - AuTigerfan, on 10/29/2009, -0/+71Ha I logged on, and this the first thing said to me.
"Stranger: hi im 20/male/england, looking for girls with msn and webcam xxx" - Chooxo, on 10/29/2009, -0/+66Knowing your parents' taste in porn: it cannot be unseen.
- Smokeydabear, on 10/29/2009, -2/+64Yes, starting today we're officially on a team. Team Discovery Channel!
- cor315, on 10/29/2009, -0/+62on the internet you can be anyone.
- jaamzw, on 10/29/2009, -1/+58i wonder if these miners get 3G coverage down there in the mines... must get lonely
- L0stm4n, on 10/30/2009, -1/+58You: Monkeys hurt
You: little bastards have sharp teeth
Stranger: especialy when they bite your dick
You: well thats just your fault then
Stranger: but u love the monkeys
You: you sre supposed to muzzle it first
Stranger: oh *****
Stranger: didnt know that
You: yeah get a ball-gag
You: works a charm
Stranger: gotcha
You: then they squirm
Stranger: but i like to hear them scream
Stranger: ooooo...mmmmm...yummmm
You: digg?
Stranger: oh yea
You: ;-) - SpeedSteamBoat, on 10/29/2009, -6/+62In most states it's not illegal for two underage people to have sex.
Though I do understand that if they take pictures of themselves do it they become child pornographers.
God damn legislating morality is ***** retarded. - thscientist1, on 10/30/2009, -0/+56this is what just happened:'
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: good eve
You: how are you
Stranger: i'm well
Stranger: and you
You: not to bad. how did you come to omegle
Stranger: i typed in omegle and then it came here
Stranger: :p
You: oh ok.
You: i come from digg with promises of ***** and fun
Stranger: digg?
Stranger: ewwww
Stranger: also, no *****
Stranger: sorry, it's all guys here
You: do we say goodbye now?
Stranger: i'm from reddit
Stranger: i don't know if we can converse - Spoidaman, on 10/30/2009, -3/+52You: a wild pikachu appears
Stranger: Where?
You: there
Stranger: In my pants?
You: pikachu uses thundershock
Stranger: What if I'm into that sort of thing?
You have disconnected. - onederboy, on 10/29/2009, -0/+47This one's a little long, but one of my favorites from a while ago.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i am jesus christ
You: woah
Stranger: how may i help you
You: how do your hands feel?
You: can I touch the holes?
Stranger: no
Stranger: they hurt
You: do you perform street magic?
Stranger: only on holiday weekends
You: curing lepers sounds like street magic
You: good call, Jesus
Stranger: it is quite magical
You: bigger crowds on weekends
Stranger: most definitely
You: and you spend the rest of your time on here?
Stranger: well not all of the time, just some of it
You: Jesus, do you own the internet?
Stranger: well, not completely but 80% of the shares
You: If you had to describe yourself using only 3 words with 5 syllables per word, what would they be?
You: oh, that's majority
You: so you're like internet CEO
Stranger: pretty much
You: what can we do about the lolcat population?
You: have my lols spayed or neutered?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: you must begin to eat the spares
You: good, because I'm a chronic loller
Stranger: that is good
You: lollercoaster... of love
Stranger: i wrote that song
You: what's your favorite song, Jesus?
You: I bet it's the locomotion
Stranger: incorrect but close
You: or the one the Wyld Stallions play in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Stranger: nope
You: dang
Stranger: try again
You: YMCA?
Stranger: CORRECT!!!
You: YES! If I get to Heaven we're gonna have mad dance parties!
Stranger: yes we will
Stranger: i have awesome sound and lighting there
You: oh man, I bet your crib is rockin'
You: you must score so many chicks
Stranger: obviously
You: I bet the only reason you're here right now is because you needed a quick break
You: those ladies' prayers have been answered!
Stranger: well, i am a man too, so my dick gets tired
You: in 3 days you'll rise again
Stranger: as always!
Stranger: i can see through my hands
Stranger: its pretty cool
You: that is pretty badass
You: alright Jesus, well you answered all my life pondering questions!
Stranger: good
You: so I think I'm gonna pass the good word on to others
Stranger: ***** a
You: *****' a
You have disconnected. - techdever, on 10/29/2009, -1/+48What a wonderful place filled with pedos and 13yr old girls that are actually fat pedos in disguise
- bahgheera, on 10/29/2009, -0/+46Here's mine:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: So, have you ever considered sinusoidal interference patterns with respect to the e-channel electron impact duality principle?
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