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- IvenomI, on 11/13/2009, -7/+266"My face and hand spread over the internet like wildfire"
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..................................., - m4xn00b, on 11/13/2009, -0/+183Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
- Awwzm, on 11/12/2009, -1/+159The Inner Light was such an awesome episode of TNG.
- bjs3171, on 11/13/2009, -2/+115Patrick Stewart: I'm writing a screenplay and I find the whole process absolutely exhilarating.
Andy Millman: What's yours about, if you don't mind my asking?
Patrick Stewart: Well, uh - how best to explain it; you've seen me in "X-Men" ...
Andy Millman: Yeah.
Patrick Stewart: The character I am, Professor Charles Xavier, if you remember, he can control things with the power of his mind - can make people do things and see things, so I thought, what if you could do that for real? I mean, not in a comic book world, but in the real world.
Andy Millman: Oh, all right.
Patrick Stewart: So in my film, I play a man who controls the world with his mind.
Andy Millman: Right. Oh, that's interesting.
Patrick Stewart: Yeah. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.
Andy Millman: All her - clothes fall off?
Patrick Stewart: Yes, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.
Andy Millman: [pause] Okay. It's a comedy, is it?
Patrick Stewart: No. It's about what would happen, you know, if these things were possible.
Andy Millman: What's the story, though, what's the ...
Patrick Stewart: Well, I do other stuff; like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.
Andy Millman: [increasingly uncomfortable] So it's mainly you sort of go around seeing ladies' *****?
Patrick Stewart: Mainly. - AngryAngryBrian, on 11/13/2009, -0/+77Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
- Sornos, on 11/13/2009, -0/+60The other episodes referenced, in order, are the Inner Light, Sarek, Best of Both Worlds, Chain of Command and Tapestry. All great episodes. Tapestry and the Inner Light specifically.
- Admiral, on 11/13/2009, -0/+56The line must be drawn HERE!
- jboitnott, on 11/12/2009, -0/+53AND his brother and his nephew were needlessly killed in the first film. That poor character was bombarded with tragedy and life-altering events far too much.
- hpi5555, on 11/13/2009, -0/+53Anyone else read that in his voice?
- Wuss, on 11/13/2009, -0/+43Inner Light was f'n awesome. It REALLY let Patrick Stewarts acting chops hang out balls dangling big and proud. Have to say, the ending was sweet too, where we see that even after the heroic efforts of cap. Picard, he's as fallible as anyone else, and admits it.
- TacomaStud, on 11/13/2009, -0/+35Shaka, when the walls fell.
- McGrude, on 11/13/2009, -0/+28Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
- tgc1, on 11/13/2009, -1/+29YT Link? I need to see that again. It's incredibly funny.
Nevermind, found it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M - xs11ax, on 11/13/2009, -0/+28Make it so, number 1.
- tovarish22, on 11/13/2009, -5/+32Yeah, you're right, Star Wars had so much more character development and thoughtful writing. I mean, Star Wars brought us Jar Jar Binks, emo Anakin, Darth "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vader, and stone-throwing teddybears.
That doesn't sound dumb at all, uh-uh. - BoneheadFarker, on 11/13/2009, -0/+26Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
- cr12345, on 11/13/2009, -1/+26...such as having sex with Whoopi Goldberg.
- M4rx15t, on 11/13/2009, -0/+23Temba, his arms wide!
- whywait, on 11/13/2009, -0/+23Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
- KerrAvon, on 11/13/2009, -0/+19Gilgamesh and Enkidu, at Uruk.
- DevilToo, on 11/12/2009, -1/+20I would like to try one of those weird egg things he fed Cpt. Picard.
- sierrabravo, on 11/13/2009, -1/+20THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS...! ARG!!
- TobiasParker, on 11/13/2009, -0/+19They didn't speak in english metaphors. Lrn2UniversalTranslator.
- blaou, on 11/13/2009, -0/+19I am deeply saddened by the fact that I fully understood both those statements...
- Wuss, on 11/13/2009, -2/+20Sokath, when the walls fell
By the way, that episode was awesome, and simultaneously stupid as hell.
look! an alien race that speaks in English metaphors and look like a Klingon raped a farm pig, and self-aware that their language is so lame their only form of diplomacy is forcefully kidnapping the other leader and abandoning them on a desolate planet.. all in the name of friendship! - h0dges, on 11/13/2009, -1/+18Dragging my comment back from the original submission:
1+2: 525 The Inner Light
3+4: 323 Sarek
5+6: 326/401 The Best of Both Worlds
7: 610/611 Chain of Command
8: 615 Tapestry - Xaevier, on 11/13/2009, -0/+16Not to mention the poor guy lost his hair.
- uptwolait, on 11/13/2009, -0/+16Star Wars brought us metal bikini Leia.
- palehorse864, on 11/13/2009, -0/+16Bathroom break, I have to go make Riker.
Riker: Captain, you know I hate it when you call it that! - superkane, on 11/13/2009, -15/+30BEST XKCD EVER!!!!...
- bjs3171, on 11/13/2009, -0/+15When the walls fell!
- Awwzm, on 11/12/2009, -0/+15Live tespar
- Wuss, on 11/13/2009, -0/+15Sokath, when the walls fell ~~~~~
- Tokeli, on 11/13/2009, -0/+14It's alright to be gay for Picard. Everyone is eventually.
- syrinx1993, on 11/13/2009, -0/+14Worf
- SpazAttack5000, on 11/13/2009, -7/+21Commander Warf's head looks like a fanny!
- Kaegro, on 11/13/2009, -1/+14I like them both equally.
- syrinx1993, on 11/13/2009, -3/+14With all he went through, you can't blame the guy for wanting to settle down and open an erotic cake shop.
- eriku, on 11/13/2009, -0/+11Sokath, his eyes uncovered!
- DevilToo, on 11/12/2009, -0/+11Right on, I wouldn't let an older boy break my arm for them though.
- KingGorilla, on 11/13/2009, -0/+10I like Up
- frsrblch, on 11/14/2009, -0/+10"Sir, the Federation does have enemies! We must seek them out!"
"Oh, yes. That's how it starts, but the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think. Something is wrong here, Mr. Worf. I don't like what we have become!"
- Worf and Picard
One of my favorite episodes. - h0dges, on 11/13/2009, -0/+9Pfft she was good for nothing. Did you not watch 505 Disaster? And crashing Enterprise D in Generations, that was her fault too - she was at the helm O_o
- TheCollective00, on 11/13/2009, -1/+10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFCBwob65Nw
Watch to the end, it's great. - jackelopeus, on 11/14/2009, -0/+9Shut up Wesley!
- Foggles, on 11/13/2009, -1/+10http://digg.com/comics_animation/THERE_ARE_FOUR_LI ...
the _2 was a dead giveaway - TBBucs, on 11/14/2009, -0/+8♫ Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise. ♫
- teazalamode, on 11/13/2009, -0/+8Yes! Love this! Captain Picard is the man!
However, i'm sure he talked to Counselor Troi a lot. - zip000, on 11/13/2009, -0/+8I had an actual physical shudder when I read your comment.
I must have blocked that episode out, 'cause I don't remember it at all. - ClaireQuilty, on 11/13/2009, -0/+8It's about all the ***** up ***** the character Captain Picard goes through in Star Trek The Next Generation.
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