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- fluidfoundation, on 10/11/2007, -13/+438Don't forget the superior driving skills.
- DeskFlyer, on 10/11/2007, -25/+359Don't forget the ability to think rationally.
- allenobendorf, on 10/10/2007, -3/+329Uhhh...No child birth?
- 0rion16, on 10/10/2007, -6/+281They forgot to mention not being visited by aunt flo once a month.
- h4ppymac, on 10/10/2007, -9/+170How about no PMS? It must suck to bleed down there.
- yargthepirate, on 10/10/2007, -3/+118#1 assumes that you don't have any phone conversations with women. In that case it's true that your part of the conversation will only be 30 seconds, but the "conversation" will be about an hour.
- thewebdev, on 10/10/2007, -3/+116This one is great:
Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary. - Kakou, on 10/10/2007, -7/+115You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
I've laughed about this every day for many, many years. - Hostile, on 10/10/2007, -5/+107Buried so it looks like there's more chicks on here.
- doddilus, on 10/10/2007, -1/+91Guys have more severe accidents
Girls have more general accidents
I've had 1 accident, totaled my car
My girlfriend has had about 30 accidents, mostly dents and scratches - WhatNot, on 10/10/2007, -4/+943. You know stuff about tanks.
allsome - frieddonuts, on 10/10/2007, -7/+95Umm, 16 is wrong. "You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go." That's definitely not a good thing- we have to stuff it all into our cargo pants.
- iCallShotgun, on 10/10/2007, -7/+94or the possesion of common sense.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -15/+102And busting a nut on a woman's face is priceless
- Sornos, on 10/10/2007, -0/+86Allsome=awesome but more total?
- omarciddo, on 10/10/2007, -5/+9018. You can always go to the bathroom without a support group.
We men can pee all by ourselves. Enough said. - fbombs, on 10/10/2007, -10/+93This list does not apply to gay men.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+85"You can leave a hotel bed unmade"
Women... make hotel beds before leaving? I'd never even considered such a thing... - deadpixel621, on 10/10/2007, -20/+101They forgot the *most* important reason: Men don't bleed out of their urethra! Period. (no pun intended)
- Fascist, on 10/10/2007, -9/+83A dong.
- misterhektik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7086. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
Someone, somewhere, should invent a "dirty old man" countdown clock widget. - fhornplayer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+70Isn't that redundant?
- yargthepirate, on 10/10/2007, -5/+74It's actually about even now. Also, you probably have penis envy.
- theholycow, on 10/10/2007, -1/+66Anybody of any gender bleeding from the urethra probably has an STD, or is into sounding.
- MavRevMatt, on 10/10/2007, -9/+72No. 1: Not being a woman.
- Syvl, on 10/10/2007, -1/+62That pun was most definitely intended, don't you dare tell me otherwise.
- yomamaisfat, on 10/10/2007, -9/+69They forgot bigger brain- learned that from Borat.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -4/+64HAHAHAHAAA
I remember thinking "who cares?" when she died. - ImPerial99, on 10/10/2007, -4/+59i know its horrible but somehow its funny: 92.You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
- ChristianMagic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+56Haha. Girls on the internet.
- darkyplasma, on 10/10/2007, -11/+65haha, they forgot about not having to change your outfit more than once a day. or not having to wear makeup just to go somewhere. hmm...how about not having to worry about what you eat.
- Anpheus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+53Guys do not have more car crashes, we just tend to have more costly ones. Women are more likely to have minor collisions/accidents but the cost is lower.
Guys are more likely to end up killing someone. - WorldLeader, on 10/10/2007, -5/+56Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
???
Because she was a woman. - Zarokima, on 10/10/2007, -2/+49Luckily, however, the "conversation" is almost always covered on your side if you just say "uh-huh" periodically.
- Rodman930, on 10/10/2007, -0/+47It doesn't have to be accessories. You never know when you'll need a roll of duct tape and a pair of pliers.
- realclark, on 10/10/2007, -6/+52chicks dont know how to drive in reverse
- Fox318, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47and the usage of it.
- Respec7, on 10/10/2007, -3/+43only reason we have accidents is because you gals get in the way of our amazing driving skills.
- Ajajadude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37I wouldn't know what ***** a doll feels like, sooooo....
- ultrahombre, on 10/10/2007, -4/+39Yah but women got us beat with, ability to make guys go crazy.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+34Yeah I can't remember where I heard it, but someone was talking about developing a phone for men that just waits for a pause on the other end and says "uh-huh", "yeah", "you're right" periodically.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3687. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
lolworthy - thedragon4453, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34Sand in your vagina?
- Wailord, on 10/10/2007, -0/+32You want the ability to make guys go crazy?
- pizzler, on 10/10/2007, -9/+41'Bleeding down there' is NOT the same as PMS...............PMS is a womans' excuse to be a bitch!! Seriously...P(re) M(enstrual) S(yndrome)......Key word being 'PRE'
- gutistg, on 10/10/2007, -3/+34Shut up and get back in your box.
- UNL1M1T3D, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31Hell I don't make my own bed let alone hotel beds.
- likeabluespider, on 10/10/2007, -4/+33I'm a straight guy and i've been in phone conversation for over an hour too!!! yet again..i was just "hello?" and then silence cuz we were playing videogames
- xxbrighteyed, on 10/10/2007, -31/+59How about higher levels of intelligence
- sfpfc, on 10/10/2007, -3/+31men are more aggresive which is a major cause of accidents for males, women just crash because they are women
the office actually agrees with me http://youtube.com/watch?v=7K-5tlE_KCM (watch whole thing)
and my all time favorite http://youtube.com/watch?v=KSLbzHlaFlQ -
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