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The Top 10 Places to Have Sex at Work.

timesonline.typepad.com — One in five people claim to have had sex in their office building. I did some asking around (and, of course, some looking on the internet) and discovered exactly where. Bad news if you work from home :P

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  • usrlocalbin, on 11/14/2007, -0/+61They didn't put server room!
  • robdiggity, on 11/14/2007, -1/+46"Was that wrong? ...I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon . . ."

    -George Costanza, 1998
  • Corinthos, on 11/14/2007, -1/+39When I was in high school and worked at a movie theater I had sex with coworkers in empty theaters countless times. I remember the first one was Mighty Joe Young, it was usually a crappy family movie since they would usually drop in ticket sales within two weeks or so.

    Then about 6 years ago when I was a server in a pizza place during the office holiday party I had sex with my manager in an old telephone booth that was used as decoration there. Two days later she told her fiance which I didn't know about. He came to my job the next night to kick my ass but my coworkers wouldn't allow him to touch me. I told him I didn't know she was engaged and bought him a few drinks until I got off work then me and a few coworkers took him to a titty bar. We have been friends ever since, he ended up marrying the girl about 4 months later then got a divorce from her two years ago when she cheated on him and had someone else's child.
  • PhonicUK, on 11/14/2007, -1/+28- Obligatory comment about Digg users not getting laid -
  • jakobrowning, on 11/14/2007, -1/+26Come on guys, we all know that geeks like us can't get laid.

    +10 pts for having sex on a dedicated porn server.
  • Surge1289, on 11/14/2007, -2/+24And this matters to the digg community because??....
  • bightchee, on 11/14/2007, -1/+21From the porn movies I have seen the floor of a auto mechanic's shop works just as well.
  • jc7012, on 11/14/2007, -1/+18or having jobs
  • coit, on 11/13/2007, -1/+18#1 the Boss' Desk:

    Does that mean that 25% of workers are screwing their boss, or that they are screwing co-workers on the boss' desk when working late or weekends?

  • blitzkriegpunk, on 11/13/2007, -1/+17Boss's desk.

    /thread over
  • 350Zed, on 11/13/2007, -0/+16...or worse... SHRINKAGE!
  • blitzkriegpunk, on 11/14/2007, -0/+16it has 'sex' in the title, duh.
  • holygram, on 11/13/2007, -1/+16Just because you don't have a girlfriend, doesn't mean we don't.
  • credence, on 11/14/2007, -0/+14dugg for quality of grammar, punctuation, and drama.
  • dyreschlock, on 11/13/2007, -1/+15Dude, it's freezing in there.. you want to get frostbite?
  • asauterChicago, on 11/14/2007, -0/+14The Porn movies also indicate, if your the boss, all you have to do is say something like "You know Sally, you've worked here for awhile, in order to get ahead, you should give head." Then bam, she's like on here knees with the hot 18 year old intern. Then your wife walks in and is like "Joe, how Dare You!... Not invite me in!" then she's like on her knees and it's totally awesome.
  • blitzkriegpunk, on 11/14/2007, -0/+13lol... 'raises'.
  • paulg2000, on 11/13/2007, -0/+12I wonder how many raises and promotions resulted from such activities.
  • 1jaxstate1, on 11/14/2007, -1/+13LOL@giving your boss herpes. So much for that bonus.
  • pailsOfGrease, on 11/14/2007, -1/+13...in the butt?
  • Bridea, on 11/13/2007, -0/+10What, no elevator?
  • CeeJayDK, on 11/14/2007, -0/+10Yeah , it seems only logical that a room dedicated entirely to I/O would be used for sex.
  • regasi, on 11/14/2007, -6/+16Come on lets be realistic, I think a more appropriate article for digg users would be "top 10 places to safely masturbate at work"
  • evileddy60, on 11/14/2007, -3/+12In my hand?
  • RichG13, on 11/14/2007, -0/+7is "boss's desk" the wrong answer for this as well?
  • jameshighmore, on 11/14/2007, -1/+711. On top of your boss.
  • fluidfoundation, on 11/13/2007, -1/+7Firing off a few knuckle children should count. its takes skill, concentration, and good peripheral vision.
  • V1ncent, on 11/13/2007, -2/+8They missed the Best Place to Have Sex at Work - with his wife in his office while he's in a meeting. Love the classics!
  • tHePeOPle, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5Porn movies also seem to indicate that chicks really LOVE the anal full nelson position.
  • ShitStainedBall, on 11/13/2007, -2/+7What I didn't see is conferance table.......in front of some clients.....while saying " diversify yall's bonds mother *****".
  • MV559er, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5How about inside the HVAC ductwork?
  • Bender32, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5While not at work, I did play the horizontal shuffle in the Chapel of our Catholic High School. Hell... here I come.
  • simmonsdd, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5I work in a lab. I must confess to more than one Darkroom tryst. Highly recommended.
  • cphelps, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5Exactly the one I thought was missing as well. >:D
  • asauterChicago, on 11/14/2007, -0/+5*Obligatory retort that not all diggers are losers, snide comment, large probability that I also don't have a girlfriend.
  • betobeto, on 11/13/2007, -1/+6I see what you did there.
  • scrimaxinc, on 11/13/2007, -0/+5Providence, RI is a freaky city???
  • 350Zed, on 11/13/2007, -0/+4How about finding your CAPS LOCK key?

    Moron.
  • ronaldinho, on 11/13/2007, -0/+4you mean have sex or masturbate?
  • AtomicPepper, on 11/15/2007, -0/+4Duh.... because we are all studs, and the ladies can't keep their hands off us, even when we are trying to work!
  • wrestlingnrj, on 11/14/2007, -0/+4Sounds exactly like the same situations my best friend gets into all of the time. I don't know what it is about him, but he can't seem to find a single girl, they always seem to be married or engaged.
  • pwnmasta, on 11/14/2007, -0/+4What about Janitor's closet? or is that high school...
  • t1m0j5, on 11/13/2007, -0/+4I guess you don't watch family guy.....
  • Ledwolf555, on 11/13/2007, -1/+5Ah, yes... the boss' desk... that one is my favorite....
  • iveo83, on 11/13/2007, -2/+6Does having sex with yourself count?
  • paulg2000, on 11/13/2007, -1/+5How do these statistics hold up if your work is in the porno industry?
  • blitzkriegpunk, on 11/14/2007, -0/+4That's not the point. ***** on your boss's desk is like giving him a figurative '***** you'.
  • AdHaR, on 11/13/2007, -0/+4I guess it encourages him/her to go on longer/harder/faster to produce more heat...
  • gotterdammerung, on 11/13/2007, -0/+3Beat me to it. Hands down, the best place - no one will come in if they see the "darkroom in use" sign illuminated.
  • Hey_Vern, on 11/13/2007, -0/+3Ahhh, good times...
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