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- Ridonkulus, on 03/19/2009, -1/+202The commentary on this article was horrible... I pretty much read the whole thing in that America's Funniest Home Videos dubbed voice.
- trucanadian, on 03/19/2009, -2/+194The weirdest sex law i've heard of in america? How about all those teens getting charged where the state claims that both the guy raped the girl and the girl raped the guy. Simply because they're both underage they both get charged.
- gdeanu, on 03/19/2009, -13/+106Here in Alabama I tell my little sister its required by law that we sleep together. Course its not a real law but what she doesn't know won't hurt me.
- Medicamusic, on 03/19/2009, -7/+73FWD: FWD:FWD: FWD:FWD: FWD: OMG, Check out these crazy laws!!
- BotaXero, on 03/19/2009, -0/+60Terrible puns.
- AriaStar, on 03/19/2009, -1/+52The government needs to just stay the hell out of what consenting adults choose to do together in the bedroom.
- Quilofknowledge, on 03/19/2009, -3/+37Eww...
- immatellyouwhat, on 03/19/2009, -3/+31Re: FWD: FWD:FWD: FWD:FWD: FWD: OMG, Check out these crazy laws!!
Dear Medicamusic,
Please stop sending me these stupid ass forwards that I have already seen or do not care about.
Thank You,
immatellyouwhat
P.S. Eat all the dicks - Pseudorious, on 03/18/2009, -2/+28The poor citizens of Bakersfield. Were Satan's spawn to be conceived and born as the new anti-christ on earth, I'd think the only silver-lining would be knowing he's from your hometown.
It'd be like, "hey, it sucks the world's being destroyed and we're all going to hell, but it least Damien's a Bakersfield boy. I actually banged his mother back in high-school. She always was a total slut"
Well, I'm off to see if I have an outstanding warrant for violating #8. - novenator, on 03/19/2009, -6/+29Not on the list, but in my hometown in Minnesota, it is still illegal to have sex with tuna fish, garlic, or onion on your breath. My only guess is some once powerful major had a wife who hated sleeping with him, so would eat smelly food so he wouldn't want to, then he made a law against it.
- makkaveli19, on 03/19/2009, -1/+24***** tories changed the consent age in canada to 16, it had been 14 for 20 years and we were fine.
social conservatism is ***** retarded. - mehan, on 03/19/2009, -0/+22..***** puritans
- CeeJayDK, on 03/19/2009, -0/+21Yeah .. I use that too - Your sister is sooo gullible.
I guess she takes after her mother. - Cloud7654, on 03/19/2009, -0/+20Incest is wincest!
- SaladCactusKing, on 03/19/2009, -1/+19OOH HEY LOOK AT ME A SEX LAW ZOINKS I FELL!
*thunderous laughter from audience* - Altair27, on 03/19/2009, -13/+30Well, at least here on digg we don't have to worry about violating the ones that involve having sex with humans...
- Lavarock, on 03/19/2009, -0/+16I love when people say bestiality is illegal just because it's RAPE.
- yenshee, on 03/19/2009, -0/+16Ok, this story is terribly sourced. Is there any proof that these *wacky* *wouldjabelieve* laws are actually real? As others have commented, it reads like a chain email from 1998.
- buddamus, on 03/19/2009, -1/+15"Hes sleeping with the fishes in Minnesota"
"Hes dead?"
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...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\.............. - Myonosken, on 03/19/2009, -0/+14Wouldn't wearing a corset make ***** more curvaceous?
- sexybobo, on 03/19/2009, -0/+13That is not true we are called the show me state because we needed people to show us how to do simple *****.
- o76923, on 03/19/2009, -0/+11It's also important to note that most of these were overturned by the supreme court. You have the right to privacy in the bedroom. As long as everyone involved is ok with it, it's all ok.
- DirtPile, on 03/19/2009, -0/+11So I'm getting your sloppy seconds?!
- jitterbits, on 03/19/2009, -0/+11But just because they don't doesn't mean they can't, right?
Though it might be a little difficult to prosecute someone on that basis, you certainly could make their life miserable in the meantime. - immatellyouwhat, on 03/19/2009, -2/+12And mine was not to tell him to stop but to get to tell him to eat all the dicks on Post Script format.
- mGARANDEUR1, on 03/19/2009, -0/+9Girls under the age of 18 can also be arrested for possessing naked pictures of themselves.
- trucanadian, on 03/19/2009, -0/+9age of consent is 16 but that does not mean your not allowed to have sex with anyone if you're under that age. 16+ can have sex with anyone. Anyone who is 14 or 15 can only have sex with a person that's within 5 years their age. Anyone 12-13 can do it with a person who is within 2 years their age.
- inactive, on 03/19/2009, -1/+9Um yes I would say that is about right. If a girl wants to get ***** by a horse and the horse does it on its own will, I guess I don't really see a problem with it.
Any particular reason you are defending this ***** otherwise you sick *****? - siamesedream, on 03/19/2009, -1/+9"Laws are supposed to protects us"
Oh, really? Because, nowadays, it seems laws are nothing more than decrees that state the government will use physical force to subdue you or throw you in prison if you don't handle your finances or orchestrate your private life the way they'd like you to.
Interesting how that happened. - migel628, on 03/19/2009, -0/+7My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
- andytronic, on 03/25/2009, -1/+8This is worse. Lame as it is, AFV is considerably funnier than the writing in this article. It's like Vogon poetry to Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' poetry.
- MattL920, on 03/19/2009, -0/+7it's interspecies erotica!
- marvinvenis, on 03/19/2009, -0/+7Much better than crazy sex laws: Sexx Laws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC7ucvAAVvw - dcingraham, on 03/19/2009, -2/+8The most arcane sex law that we have out here in California -- AFAIK -- is the fact that we have our age of consent jacked all the way up to 18... Nevermind that a 16 y/o can drive a 2 ton vehicle down the road at 70 miles an hour and we'll trust them in that capacity. But when it comes to who they want to be physically intimate with, we draw the line, damn it.
Just disappointing that as a state that has always prided itself on social liberties and getting big government off our backs, we allow the government to involve itself with what two consenting, cognitively capable people want to do. - inactive, on 03/19/2009, -0/+6That's a lot of dicks to eat...
- r0g3r, on 03/19/2009, -3/+9" in Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal."
I always wondered why it was such a big deal that Bill Clinton got blown by Monica Lewinski, but now I realize he was breaking the law, so it makes perfect sense. - JCEEZ, on 03/19/2009, -2/+7I looked at your comments history, and you, my friend, are the biggest troll I have ever seen.
You probably didn't get hugged much as a kid, have a small penis, and secretly gay.
Say what you will in retaliation, as I will not be here to respond. - Myonosken, on 03/19/2009, -0/+5....hold on MOST cases??
- RAEP, on 03/19/2009, -2/+7I was hoping to see some input from pedobear...
- logic616, on 03/19/2009, -0/+4Luckily in Alabama no one pays too much attention to that law. I work in a popular South Alabama adult store and we have to make customers sign a "medical waiver" for sex toy purchases. It's always a weird situation to the uninitiated.
- buddysystem, on 03/19/2009, -2/+6I want to defy the logic of all sex laws.
- jhos1991, on 03/19/2009, -2/+6I hate when I read these kind of things and they turn out to be complete bollocks. Example: random fact sheet said polar bears are left handed... wtf?!
- nikki2300dk, on 03/19/2009, -0/+4Bestiality should be illegal everywhere.
- rokklobster, on 03/19/2009, -0/+4Pedobear, is that you?
- DirtPile, on 03/19/2009, -0/+4Well played, JCEEZ.
- inactive, on 03/19/2009, -0/+4Made it unreadable
- CleoQKazoo, on 03/19/2009, -0/+4and where you want the curves
- SeraphX, on 03/19/2009, -1/+5Dugg for proper use of subjunctive mood.
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