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- MrBabyMan, on 04/27/2009, -14/+975http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_Allison
Allison had a reputation as being a dangerous man around the Western Plains by the end of 1873. Allison was once asked why he accepted a dinner invitation from a man who would likely try to kill him, to which he replied "Because I didn't want to send a man to hell on an empty stomach". - boredco, on 04/27/2009, -6/+483Can't help but think that his KKK membership means that their definition of "needed killing" might not have met modern standards..
- bitterbuffalo33, on 04/27/2009, -6/+477With a name like Allison, he had to be tough...
- inactive, on 04/27/2009, -11/+421What a coincidence! I've never killed a man that didn't need killing either!
- lostistc, on 04/27/2009, -2/+375A famous and feared gun fighter who had been in the Civil War, part of the KKK, busted some guy from jail only to string him up on a noose and drag him to his death....
...died trying to grab a sack of grain. (Fell of his horse and had a wagon roll over him, breaking his neck)
Almost an anti-climatic ending? - BruisedGhost, on 04/27/2009, -1/+246Still prefer
Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum 1932-2001 Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship - Nairebis, on 04/27/2009, -0/+234The wagon and grain decided he needed killin'.
- buddamus, on 04/27/2009, -9/+206Badass
- johnwastaken, on 04/27/2009, -1/+178it's not as cool when you do it.
- d2cole, on 04/27/2009, -8/+171I think i found my new hero
- rpgguy1o1, on 04/27/2009, -0/+156note to self: girls like killers
- benderillo, on 04/27/2009, -1/+151http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w173/benderillo ...
- nudedos, on 04/27/2009, -1/+141His life in a nutshell.
Born. He sits in a bar. Some guy starts ***** with him and he kills him. War and KKK. Some guy starts ***** with and he kills him. Moves. Some guy starts ***** with him and he kills him. Moves. Bar, bar, bar, bar and killing people. Gets hitched and has ***** fall on him. Dies. Three people then proceed to die by walking past his grave site. They had it coming I heard. - StayCee, on 04/27/2009, -0/+117I guess killer is the logical progression from douche bag?
- matude, on 04/27/2009, -4/+121So how's it like being 200+ years old?
- Indigo36, on 04/27/2009, -2/+115Your hero was in the KKK.
- dazparkour, on 04/27/2009, -6/+116Ever heard Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue?
#Well, my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue'
Well, he must o' thought that is was quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk
It seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named 'Sue'
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean
My fist got hard and my wits got keen
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame
But I made me a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man that gave me that awful name... - GarethLWalt, on 04/27/2009, -4/+100yeah, that's cool and everything.. but..
"After returning home from the war, Allison became a member of the Ku Klux Klan."
-- and to a suspected murderer.. allison "tied a rope around his neck and dragged him behind a horse down the main street until he was dead."
*****. - mikey9a, on 04/27/2009, -5/+98I once knew an allison.....She killed my heart....it did not need killing...bitch.
- scarwars, on 04/27/2009, -1/+87Fast forward 120 years later, front page Digg
- RappingNinja, on 04/27/2009, -4/+89That's pretty amusing. But seriously, his life was defined by attending concerts... ?
- migitalwarfare, on 04/27/2009, -2/+81being part of the KKK in the 1800's, i'm pretty sure their definition of "man" doesn't include africans
- gaph2000, on 04/27/2009, -1/+72With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
- stoanhart, on 04/27/2009, -2/+73I'm gonna say that if he was part of the KKK, he probably did kill some men that didn't need killing.
- GambitIXXI, on 04/27/2009, -14/+83As badass as the epitaph is... i just can't digg a klan-member
- rpgmakr, on 04/27/2009, -2/+66So your type of guy is "A famous and feared gun fighter who had been in the Civil War, part of the KKK, busted some guy from jail only to string him up on a noose and drag him to his death" [quote from lostistc below].
Nice.
PS: There are no girls on digg. - inactive, on 04/27/2009, -9/+70Everyone and their mother was in the KKK back then.
- medicinally, on 04/27/2009, -0/+59Like the epitaph said...
- RumpleForeskin3, on 04/27/2009, -1/+54No, no one has ever heard of it, can you paste the lyrics on here for us though?
- darkism, on 04/27/2009, -2/+54For *****'s sake, that ***** is so old.
If you're going to bury him, make it for a good reason, like directly linking to the photo instead of the information page. - dafragsta, on 04/27/2009, -0/+51and we all know women like douche bags.
- slapded, on 04/27/2009, -1/+49next time i play oregon trail im using that
- hfactor, on 04/27/2009, -0/+46110+
- RaulMuadDib, on 04/27/2009, -0/+45He died by falling off a wagon and breaking his neck.
- commenter01, on 04/27/2009, -0/+40the guy wasn't gonna die from natural causes.
- dazparkour, on 04/27/2009, -1/+38@RumpleForeskin3, sorry, I can't remember them.
I think it goes "My name is Sue, it sucks because I'm a boy and Sue is a girls name. FML". - chriswastaken, on 10/27/2009, -1/+34Steve Irwin lived as he died. . . . with animals in his heart.
- Myonosken, on 04/27/2009, -8/+40....you need us to explain why that's ***** up? Jesus christ, well here goes:
1) The mother ***** KKK. If that isn't clear you're a retard.
2) Suspected murderer. Key word being suspected. - SirBruce, on 04/27/2009, -1/+32Yeah, he joined the KKK when they actually killed black people, not just talked about it! Totally different!
- trafficlight, on 04/27/2009, -1/+32The KKK. What a bunch of jokesters!
- ryansmith18, on 04/27/2009, -4/+31*have* you jackass, *have*
- Scrollfx, on 04/27/2009, -2/+29That's the guy that killed my grandma.
- jamdogg, on 04/27/2009, -0/+27What is? That epitaph applies to most people.
- robungar, on 04/27/2009, -1/+275 years later- BAM- herpes
- seanstuart, on 04/27/2009, -1/+27Oh man, and I thought my grandmother was the first to have that on her tombstone.
- TMcKSmith, on 04/27/2009, -8/+33Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum
1932-2001
Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/80660091_8a1b7a9 ... - mikey9a, on 04/27/2009, -5/+29succession of men women like...Top to bottom.
Killer
Douchebag
Nerd
Geek
Geek that lives with Mother
Dick that thinks owning a 70's sports car is the sign of a bad ass
*****
Guy who gives off every clue that he is gay but still insists on dating girls.
Married guy.
Married guy who Guy who gives off every clue that he is gay but still insists on cheating with girls
Stable guy who has a job and will treat them right. - supersillyus, on 04/27/2009, -1/+25@mikey
your hierarchy is incorrect; it is more like this
Killer
Douchebag
Dick that thinks owning a 70's sports car is the sign of a bad ass
*****
Guy who gives off every clue that he is gay but still insists on dating girls.
Married guy.
Married guy who Guy who gives off every clue that he is gay but still insists on cheating with girls
Nerd = Geek = Stable guy who has a job and will treat them right. - citizenme, on 04/27/2009, -6/+29"Maybe because I'm not from The South."
Uh, I'm from "The South" and I think this guy was an *****. Talk about bigotry and generalizations... oh, you must be from "The North." - kevbryant, on 04/27/2009, -0/+23Shel Silverstein
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