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- msaleem, on 10/11/2007, -5/+249LOL hilarious find. can haz front page.
- profOblivion, on 10/11/2007, -6/+131"Ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai animulz."
Funniest thing I've seen all day :D - sarahdeanjean, on 10/11/2007, -0/+124Is this from The Church of Jesus Christ of Caturday Saints?
- HenvY, on 10/11/2007, -9/+111I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST POSTED SPOILERS TO THE LAST BOOK OF THE LOLCAT BIBLE SERIES! *****, I had turned my internet off for 3 weeks to prevent some tard on the internet reveaing to mel that Harry dies. Wait, I mean...
- Jillish, on 10/11/2007, -1/+89"Invisible man finish on day sevn. He rest: Caturday!"
this explains everything. - nairanvac, on 10/11/2007, -2/+75Maybe if the Constitution were written in LOLcat, Bush might actually understand it.
- chris9902, on 10/11/2007, -1/+62http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/530815732_591e117af0.jpg
- carbonfree314, on 10/11/2007, -2/+55DO WANT
- arbulus, on 10/11/2007, -6/+56im in ur thread, burying ur comment
- profOblivion, on 10/11/2007, -0/+49"We teh peeps of teh United States, to make purfects teh Uniun..."
- DigitalJester, on 10/11/2007, -0/+48Better than LOLcode. What's next? LOLcat editions of newspapers or the constitution?
- jd33, on 10/11/2007, -1/+43It happen. Iz good.
- skankyBacon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40I think "purists" would have a problem of an order of magnitude greater than a short verse being not so short anymore.
- chris9902, on 10/11/2007, -1/+38kthxbye
- SocialPoison, on 10/11/2007, -1/+37We're all such huge nerds...
- jackmaht, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37I can haz vegitashun. Iz good. Real good find.
- sonaboy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+34unfortunately, the famous "shortest" sentence in the bible was changed to "Jezus says 'It can be weepz teim now?' " much to the disappointment of the purists.
- lexlaw, on 10/11/2007, -3/+32herez ur mirrorz! http://picasaweb.google.com/tedstoltz/LolcatBible/photo#5088940119647578178
- Taedirk, on 10/11/2007, -1/+30I can has mirroz?
- wetdirtmud, on 10/11/2007, -0/+28Who is Mel?
- Renton, on 10/11/2007, -0/+26http://i17.tinypic.com/6c4002u.jpg
- JCSaint, on 10/11/2007, -0/+25"oh, it meens dat? i c wut u meen. u can haz rites now."
- JangoFett, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23no wai!
- demodawid, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20Invisible man finish on day sevn. He rest: Caturday!
- xopher314, on 10/11/2007, -5/+24For those who believe it exists.
- GeekyGerge, on 10/11/2007, -5/+23Yep. I would read the whole lolcats bible.
- roastedbagel, on 10/11/2007, -11/+29I was hoping for a cute picture...no reading
- charmander, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18***** YOU INTERNET
- MrStabby, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18You mean Hermione...
O_o - Loonacy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17In my version it says "Jezus cryded."
- sockpuppets, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Life is not a pop-up book.
- zweben, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16Comment abuse because I typed it up so no one else has to suffer through reading that image.
1: In teh beginning, Invisible Man make univerz. Invisible Earth wuz invisible. Invisible Man say, "I can has light." Gots light. Light iz good, iz not dark. Invisible Man can has day and nite. It be furst.
Invisible Man can has expanz. Below expanz iz water. It happen. Above expanz he call 'sky'. It get dark, then lite: nex day.
Invisible man can has water over here, no water over ther. It happen.
Not water iz 'land'. Water iz 'seas'. Iz good.
Invisible Man say, "I can has vegitashun." It happen. Land has lots vegitashun, all kindz. Iz good. It get dark again, then lite: day tree.
Invisible Man say, "I can has big lite in day, small light in nite." Teh Earth gots light. It happen. Invisible Man make big lite in day, small light in nite. He make starz, too. They go in sky. It good. It get dark again, then lite: day fore.
Invisible Man say, "I can has fish n' birdz." Fish go in water, birdz go in sky. It good. Invisible Man say, "make lots little fish and little birdz. Fish make fish in water; birdz make birdz in air." It get dark again, then lite: day fife.
Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. Invisible Man make kitteh n' cowz n' snakez n' stuff. Iz good.
Invisible Man say, "I can has man that look like me." He rulez. Invisible Man make man like him, boy and gurl.
Invisible Man tell man, "ur in mai Earth, pwnz0rz mai aminulz". And u eats fruitz. Aminulz eats greenz.
Invisible Man saws creayshunz; iz good. It get dark again, then lite: day sicks.
2: Teh heavenz n' teh Earth wur done. Invisible Man finish on day sevn. He rest: Caturday! Invisible Man make Caturday holy 'cuz he no work.
Adam n Eve
This wuz how teh Heven n teh Earth wuz made. When Invisible Man creat dem, ther wuz no plantz cuz ther wuz no rain n no man. Then water cames. Invisible Man make man from durt. He breath on man. Man can has life.
Invisible Man can has Garden o Eden. Man goes in Garden. Invisible Man made treez that look purty n taste yummy. Garden can has in middle, good tree n bad tree.
A river goes out of Garden fore wayz. One way iz Pishon: it go thru Havilah, land o gold. (Gold iz good. Ther iz pearlz n onyx, too.) Two way is Gihon: it go thru Cush. Tree way is Tigris: it go bia Asshur. Fore way is Euphrates.
Invisible Man put man in Garden o Eden to wurk ther. Invisible Man say, "u can eats from any tree- but not good-bad tree 'cuz u will has death."
Invisible Man say, "Iz not good for man to be 'lone. I make helpur."
Invisible Man made kittehs n birdz. He take aminulz to man so man can name dem. What man call aminulz, that was name. Man name cowz n birdz n kitteh, but he not have helpur. Invisible Man make man tierd. When... - zephc, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16i tookz ur hi rez picshur, n mirror it: http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5285/lolcatbiblekn8.jpg
- arsemaster, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15My Perditions
Let me show you it! - vudicarus, on 10/11/2007, -8/+23and more probable
- XV745, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16im in ur sirver bindin up ur trafix
- profOblivion, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13That faded out?... I still get barely-controllable giggles every time I picture that thing.
*hehe* - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14I think a LOLversion of the Bill of Rights or the Declaration of Independence would be f'n hilarious!
*goes Googling for original versions* - Mattintosh, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13I believe "DO NOT WANT" is close enough.
- arbulus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12i wish i could digg you up twice for that
- Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11Correction: "it can be gay lolcats time now?"
- JavaApe, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12I need the whole thing! I teach a Gospel Doctrine class in my church, and I'd LOVE to read a few verses from this . . . chuckling just thinking about watching our ultra-conservative congregation having seizures. Come to think of it, it might be good for them. . . maybe it's time for a lesson from Genesis.
- itsinmyeyes, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13everything is the cancer that is killing /b/
/b/ never has been and never will be good.
It's just addicting - zephc, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12Your mom is old and tired, but no one can seem to get over her.
- sockpuppets, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Do not underestimate the power of the LOLforce.
- Linkage155, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Mirror: http://picasaweb.google.com/tedstoltz/LolcatBible/photo#5088940132532480082
- Hush, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7much like your thoughtful comments you post here...
- tjasond, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10O RLY?
- Fuline, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8anyone have a readable version?
- rayraym0fucka, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Call your lawyer.
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