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- dortdruben, on 10/12/2007, -5/+856Seeing as how that's a woman's wedding ring, I'd say this would more accurately be titled "How to tell your geek husband you're leaving".
- LaurenceHerbert, on 10/12/2007, -19/+438Inaccurate, the geek would never leave his wife !
- hiPpymIck, on 10/12/2007, -6/+190must have been quite a bit of a geek for his first reaction to be
...to record the event in a digital photo - knoit911, on 10/12/2007, -19/+202no real geek would do that to a keyboard, or have such a clean keyboard.
digg me down - xxHAYABUSAxx, on 10/12/2007, -7/+176Wow That Guy Has a Manly Wedding Ring
- dominasian, on 10/12/2007, -13/+158agreed dortdruben
true geek way would be
01001001 00100000 01001000 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 - xyqxyq, on 10/12/2007, -4/+144"I was ducking and *****."
Don't duck so hard. - Vinthian, on 10/12/2007, -10/+150no geek would kill their keyboard like that...
- acrodev, on 10/12/2007, -8/+109I thought it would at least be a 302 - Permanent Redirect or a 404 - Wife not found.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+103I felt like capital letters were coming at me from every angle when I read this. I was ducking and *****.
- ophilye, on 10/12/2007, -1/+92know what I love about the above answer?
He doesn't speed home to check on his wife... he speeds home to check on his keyboard.
I less-than-three geeks. - Norweed, on 10/12/2007, -2/+89"What's with the key?"
A house key. As in I don't need it anymore FOAD - PleaseJustDie, on 10/12/2007, -11/+92It's an engagement ring, not a wedding ring...
- crazzy88ss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+78I like the file name; : "Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_472023.jpg"
- phoggey, on 10/12/2007, -8/+80Could have been lesbians.
Nice. - Chompy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+73"Geeks do not put away their keys (those from the keyboard !). Btw this is an horrible keyboard."
Thus the reason to select it for destruction. If you don't have a crappy keyboard lying around somewhere "just in case", you're no geek. - pyr0x, on 10/12/2007, -6/+72Holy *****...that ring is EXTREMELY similar to my wife's wedding ring....
*Speeds home from work to verify this is not his keyboard* - Renton, on 10/12/2007, -0/+59Thats just a little note for ebaumsworld
- blahtastic, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49Title Casing is Awesome.
- RyeBrye, on 10/12/2007, -3/+45Can they make a section called "Posts bitching about the lack of a pictures section"?
- ouais, on 10/12/2007, -0/+36no real geek would leave the computer behind
- marko718, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27HA I have DAS KEYBOARD II
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/8396/ - aliengoods, on 10/12/2007, -4/+28You got her number handy?
- iamcrazyed, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25Hmm. I thought it'd just say something like:
[/marriage] [divorce]
- Flanker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21It's Suzanne Shell's keyboard!
- kweee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22302 is a temporary redirect. I hope your wife doesn't find out you didn't know that. I'd expect mine to leave me if I ever messed that up!
(I'm just kidding, of course.) - vertinox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21@"no geek would kill their keyboard like that..."
I would guess it isn't their keyboard ;) - wazzledoozle2, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22Real men dont need to buy $80 keyboards to type fast, only the weak do.
- wvdavis, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21@ phoggey - There you go... lesbian geeks. So now the *real* geeks will *never* get laid.
- Augie1969, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16This was her response to his raiding 5 nights a week in World of Warcraft.
- Protoss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Nah. You can just make WSAD into IAHT! It works fine then...
- Pix869, on 10/12/2007, -28/+42It's not either, there's no spouse.
It's shopped. I can tell from pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day. - SteamyV, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Only if the leaving party was extra cruel and buried the missing keys in the yard.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Hmm you can't even read the characters on my keyboard, they faded out :(
- darkecho, on 10/12/2007, -7/+19Thats mean. Now that person has to buy a new keyboard.
- Alisic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Ultimate revenge. Now his wife can only spell words that invlove the letters yghjknm and the comma.
- CyrusG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11His wife is in a coma.
- jamesey, on 10/12/2007, -9/+19engagement rings = divorce insurance. The bitch just threw away $5000 that could be used for a makeover to land the next man.
- JorgeGT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11my WSAD are destroyed... and I'm proud of it.
- patricktu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10I had a wife once.
- somewhatchewy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Why is everyone complaining about the broken keyboard. Now he can e-bay that ring and get put the cash towards a new computer with a sweet keyboard.
- iruel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7i took out some of my keys for cleaning and my kitten stole "l", ";" and "p" while i was out of the room. i found "l" on the bathroom floor a week later and "p" behind the couch. still on the lookout for ";" i guess until then my programs will have a lot of errors.
- Rozbujnik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8It looks like a girl gives back an engagement ring and key. No guy would write "I hate you".
- boogiebugger, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7So she ruined his ten dollar keyboard, and gave him back her $5,000 engagement ring? If she really wanted to give it to him, she would have logged into his WOW account and sold all his inventory.
- lcmatt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Why leave the ring? Take it with you and sell it.
- P373Y, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7true that
- thehuskerfan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6That sure is one clean keyboard...
- strabes, on 10/12/2007, -9/+14@ophilye: "less-than-three" is exactly 11 characters longer than "love."
- xbasilx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6why can't he just kill her and dump her body in the ocean like a normal guy?
- Rojahon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Or if you use an alternative keyboard layout. (Dvorak ftw)
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