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The Boyfriend Pillow: A Cozy Alternative To Human Affection

jezebel.com — Spending a week sleeping with a super soft and comfortable disembodied arm/half-torso pillow who doesn't object to America's Next Top Model marathons is kinda better than having a real boyfriend.

Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 9, 2008

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  • Dumbledorito, on 02/09/2008, -1/+40I dunno. I think men have it better with the "Fleshlight."
  • CaffeinePowered, on 02/09/2008, -3/+30Well the pillow wont tell her to get back in the kitchen or hit her, but it won't buy her diamonds either, fair trade I guess
  • carpespasm, on 02/09/2008, -1/+27Reading that was kinda creepy.
  • KillAudio, on 02/09/2008, -7/+29This just happens to be one of those things that appears every other week.
    Buried.
  • NoStoppingUs, on 02/09/2008, -0/+17the sex was probably better.
  • Celeron, on 02/09/2008, -0/+11Pshh, women have it better with their dildos, vibrators, sex machines, and god only knows what else. We only have the fleshlight, and blow up dolls, weak.
  • SubaruPowah, on 02/09/2008, -0/+9Girlfriend pillow is pretty much the same, except it's reaching for your wallet.
  • migsims, on 02/09/2008, -1/+10um. did the clock turn back to 1999?
  • darkhorse85, on 02/09/2008, -5/+13"...and he whined like a bitch whenever I wanted to watch a Top Model marathon."

    she's a ***** idiot.
  • lordtyros, on 02/09/2008, -1/+8You must love getting dugg down.
  • Ajajadude, on 02/09/2008, -1/+8You're right. It probably could do better.
  • vertigoblue, on 02/09/2008, -0/+6they both do the exact same thing...
  • endlessoul, on 02/09/2008, -0/+5No, but it comes with Lack of Self Esteem free of charge.
  • MattyLite, on 02/09/2008, -2/+7I'm pretty sure I saw this back in the prehistoric ages . . . back when people used 28.8k modems and AOL.
  • RyanCoke, on 02/09/2008, -0/+3Real women.
  • NJMeredith, on 02/09/2008, -1/+4Lefty should take you to an expensive dinner first.
  • RyanCoke, on 02/09/2008, -1/+3It's a little creepy regardless of gender.
  • blacksteve0, on 02/09/2008, -5/+7/old

    Epoch Fail
  • B1gm1tch, on 02/09/2008, -5/+7I doubt those pillows can lay pipe like I can.
  • aintIill, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1LOL
  • maehem, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Ooops!! I'll be more mindful of that next time.
  • thedarkrabbit, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Yeah... but will the pillow ever wake you up with morning wood and try for a good romp in the am? Probably not...
  • maehem, on 02/09/2008, -2/+3And for the guys... :)
    TeddyBabes!
    http://www.teddy-babes.com/
  • MrFancy, on 02/09/2008, -1/+2My arm feels like this one looks after a night cuddled up like that.
  • kaniz, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Remove the shirt and the creepy-hand on it, and it'd actually be a cozy pillow. But having a half-torso is just a bit creepy, and would weird me if I was to ever walk into a room with that.
  • endlessoul, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Most things from Jezebel, and specifically "Slut Machine" are creepy.
  • ChemiosMurphy, on 02/09/2008, -1/+2way to put an NSFW for that....
  • dualityim, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Men also have hands.
  • SanTe, on 02/09/2008, -1/+2Agreed. My first dilemma of the day... whether to bury this as blog spam or lame.
  • digjam, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1Women have found alternatives to Male organ & Male body ... I just hope a day where they totally exterminate us doesnt come!
  • maehem, on 02/09/2008, -0/+1What's your fetish? Hmmmm?
  • blinktude, on 02/09/2008, -2/+2made in china
  • WarnerK, on 02/09/2008, -4/+4I think finding that pillow in her room would mark the end of any possible relationship we may have had.
  • inactive, on 02/09/2008, -4/+4Can you upgrade to a massager version?
  • ThePerkins, on 02/09/2008, -6/+6My ex left me for one of these. Bastard.
  • inactive, on 02/09/2008, -2/+2I bet the girlfriend pillow has a fistula in it. What do you think?
  • LinuxHippy, on 02/09/2008, -0/+0..."it seemed to me like the perfect solution for those nights when it's just a party of one. And it was: seriously, guys, I think I'm in love".
    Oh dear.
  • ZephyrNinety, on 02/09/2008, -1/+1Purchasing a pillow like this to replace the feeling of sleeping with someone is literally the only way to "earn back" your virginity.
  • crossers, on 07/11/2008, -0/+0I don't beleve!
    http://www.ocflex.com/
    http://www.trgovinca.org
    http://www.chasr.org/
  • rinote, on 02/09/2008, -0/+0Pillowphiliacs everywhere rejoice.
  • cvh™, on 02/09/2008, -2/+1"moments of cuddling with a guy before it gets all hot and sticky"
    Just that sentence creped me out. Apparently, she likes the foreplay...
  • Clyde50, on 02/09/2008, -2/+1Isn't this really old news? I remember this from when those 'a girlfriend's lap' pillows were making headlines.
  • RyanCoke, on 02/09/2008, -4/+2Congratulations on your new relationship. I hope it is fulfilling. Because that seems like the perfect boyfriend for you.
    I find it weird though that most women seem to complain of the lack of emotion that they get from their men; but you seem to enjoy it.I wouldn't expect a ring though, if I were you.
  • blinker265, on 02/09/2008, -5/+0cause you know, my ex boyfriend felt like a stuffed animal when i hugged him...
  • Snakedal337, on 02/09/2008, -13/+5"A male from the United States"
    Amazing how much you can learn about someone with a profile and a single sentence :-)

  • iThenticJoce, on 02/09/2008, -9/+1amen
  • inactive, on 02/09/2008, -12/+0siiiick

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