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- amdinator, on 10/18/2007, -6/+299FYI, most girls I ask HATE the smell of Axe. Maybe 1 or 2 think it smells alright.
- Adrianc333, on 10/29/2007, -14/+2551. Diggers try Axe
2. Women do not flock to Diggers
3. Diggers complaint to Axe.
4. ????
5. Profit! - Pebbles329, on 10/20/2007, -3/+209the nun pic cracks me up. gotta give them credit for some creative advertising
- horrorshow119, on 10/18/2007, -4/+170In Britain, it's called Lynx.
- addicted68098, on 10/16/2007, -4/+148It may just be me but AXE doesn't smell that great, I had a theory that girlie perfumes have the best "AXE effect," and so far it's working.
I smell like strawberry's, but hey... - EmperorAwesome, on 10/14/2007, -0/+132I don't think they'd HATE it if they were exposed to men who understand what the word 'moderation' means.
- razrielle, on 10/15/2007, -1/+106Moderation is the imaginary place i go to when i drink
- Easty, on 10/15/2007, -3/+87Want to smell like a 14-year-old chav? Use Lynx/Axe.
- mrmacky, on 10/14/2007, -2/+85Same at my school. Of course, at my school, retarded freshman / sophomores spray half their cans in the hallway (in an attempt to get high?) Which may explain why everyone hates it :)
- EXreaction, on 10/14/2007, -3/+70In Soviet Russia...
- spidoman, on 10/29/2007, -0/+66It's the same girl actually.
- subterfuge, on 10/14/2007, -8/+62http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html
NSFW - thespi007, on 10/14/2007, -5/+58i wonder why the say "not tested on animals" on the bottle after all this ???
- PhantomZmoove, on 10/14/2007, -2/+51My wife is one of those 2 then, she loves that stuff. So that means I have to wear it, since she buys it. At least it isn't one of those expensive colognes.
- JonTheGoose, on 10/15/2007, -1/+49Blatant false advertising.
- Gryph1, on 10/14/2007, -0/+45Dude1: "What's that girly smell?"
Dude2: "I was feeling dry.. needed lotion.. it was all I could find." - vat0r, on 10/14/2007, -12/+55How does Axe body spray warrant the front page?
- FriedTurkey, on 10/14/2007, -1/+43Shouldn't the silhouettes be of 13 year old boys with pimples on their faces? I do find the picture of the bolt without any nuts to be appropriate.
- sdcarter, on 10/14/2007, -0/+41???? = Class Action Lawsuit for monetary compensation of psychological/emotional damages as well as financial restitution for funds spent on product brought on by falsely representing the product and implying that quantity applied is more significant than quality.
Now all we need is a good enough lawyer. - InspectorGadget, on 10/14/2007, -2/+43On Saturday Night Live the other week they listed Axe as one of the sponsors of their "National Douchebag Championship" skit along with Maxim magazine. I'd say they were dead on.
- StarManta, on 10/29/2007, -0/+40Axe sucks, but I love their marketing department.
- skyshock1, on 10/30/2007, -6/+44I call shenanigans. They don't use deodorant in India.
- Dhalgren, on 10/14/2007, -0/+36Maybe she hates it, is afraid of you cheating on her, so makes you stink like ***** to foil your cheating attempts...
- 10goto10, on 10/14/2007, -2/+38If the smell of Axe would attract women like the ads of Axe attract spammers who repost these on Digg all the time, I would've gotten laid twice while typing this comment.
- alex7575, on 10/30/2007, -3/+39"Get a nice bottle of cologne, a nice (non-digital) watch, and a job"
That subscription to GQ must be really paying off.
Real men buy the cheapest deodorant they can find, and put it on only when they remember to do so. - grimstar, on 10/14/2007, -0/+36Hate to admit it, but I tried the same thing. I had better results smelling like a fruit basket than I did with Axe. :-X
- zointax, on 10/14/2007, -0/+32"Enter - Yes. I am over 18 years old and I enjoy juicy erotic."
.. Why yes, I do enjoy juicy erotic. - JAPHacake, on 06/11/2009, -2/+34I didn't get it for a second, then I realised they mean the "Lynx" effect :p
- jcastle, on 10/14/2007, -1/+30When I lived in my fraternity, Axe would supply us upon the beginning of every year with a big bag of their small, sample-sized cans. Inevitably they were only used for making "axe-bombs", strip of duct tape and a toss and you were golden. We'd throw em into peoples rooms, the showers, *****, put them under peoples pillows etc.. ahh those were the days
- mt066, on 10/15/2007, -2/+30I just clicked on that and....what the *****...
- GawtMilk, on 10/15/2007, -9/+35"You know what they call Axe in Britain?"
"They don't call it Axe?"
"No, man, they've got that whole market diversification, they don't know what the ***** Axe is."
"What do they call it?"
"Lynx"
"Lynx"
"That's right" - lintmonkey, on 10/14/2007, -5/+30Negative points for the pencil sharpener one. Unless that's your thing.
- GawtMilk, on 10/20/2007, -0/+24But they'll sure as hell Digg the story of someone else suing over something they disagree with.
- rabidg00se, on 11/08/2007, -1/+25in canada, milk comes in bags.
- inactive, on 10/14/2007, -0/+24Called Axe in India and m,ost of the world. Only in Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and the United Kingdom it is sold as Lynx.
- owly, on 10/14/2007, -3/+26But Axe DOES smell like ass.
- 5Twelve, on 10/14/2007, -1/+24Here's an idea, take a shower on occasion and you wouldn't have to put that overly strong crap on in the first place.
- Godlesswanderer, on 10/14/2007, -7/+30Yup and it's the Lynx Effect, instead of the Axe Effect.
- Yeago, on 10/14/2007, -3/+25Oh slashdot, I've missed you.
- unicronband, on 10/14/2007, -2/+22Here they're even worse!
- aNsfpGejzd5zx0z, on 10/29/2007, -0/+18Hey laugh all you like but, by definition, his grandfather got laid.
- ivanxivann, on 10/14/2007, -0/+18Their logo is a vagina.
- Yeago, on 10/14/2007, -1/+19What about the one where the girl sees Axe in the guys bathroom and chuckles to herself?
- SiNN4R, on 10/14/2007, -0/+17You mean real men don't wear perfume and bracelets? I have been grossly misinformed.
- coolmanmax2000, on 10/14/2007, -0/+17would that work?
- airwalkery2k, on 10/14/2007, -0/+17Funny. Too bad their product smells like crap.
And yet my little brother falls for it. - TheTaoOfBill, on 10/15/2007, -3/+20You've never made that joke about a hot teacher? I wish she'd sharpen my pencil! I think that was the first dirty joke I heard by a kid in 5th grade toward a hot blonde substitute we had.
- ToastPop, on 04/17/2009, -0/+16If you use the AXE stick deodorant and just a bit of spray you should be good. Girls really do hate it because some guys go nuts with it (the locker rooms at school always reek of it) and some guys think that the spray is a substitute for deodorant, so they just try and drown their B.O. with it, when they should have just used the deodorant in the first place. I know a lot of girls that love it when it's applied in the right amount.
- therightclique, on 10/15/2007, -0/+15what if his grandfather smells amazing?
- foofightrs777, on 10/14/2007, -3/+18I've never met a real life girl who likes the smell of Axe. Actually, most have said they hate it.
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