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The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World

cracked.com — How does a culture wind up with 'suck the butter from my ass' as an insult?

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  • Fhwqhgads, on 05/20/2008, -6/+195"Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my *****" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)

    I gotta write that one down.
    • andydumi, on 05/20/2008, -0/+54Being Romanian I can tell you it gets worse. But a lot of them don't make sense as an insult unless you know the culture.
      • dynelol, on 05/20/2008, -0/+54Telling someone to put their hand in your ass isn't a great way to start an insult.
      • mnsisgreen, on 05/20/2008, -0/+12Tell them about the one with the penis insertion and the dead relatives of one's mother.
        • andydumi, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1Haha, even that one is pretty tame.

          He is talking about: "Fututi mortii matii!" which means "***** your mother's dead ancestors".
        • omnitek, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1yea, but how does "may you suck dead horses dicks in hell for eternety" sound ?
      • NihilFist, on 05/20/2008, -0/+18Oh yeah... I'm so proud to be romanian...
        • WorldLeader, on 05/21/2008, -2/+2Yet your user name seems very Latin...

          dotdotdot
        • SpookyET, on 05/21/2008, -0/+11Romanian is the closes language to Latin grammatically.
    • phyuk, on 05/20/2008, -0/+14Bwhahahah my Romanian friend is never going to hear the end of this!
      Thanks Digg =P
    • wanderingsun, on 05/20/2008, -0/+23I don't know how true this is, but this was in the comments: "Actually, there is a correction to be made. "Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat" accurately means "Stick your hand in my ass and JERK MY ***** OFF". Notice the essential difference. I believe it adds a lot to the flavor of the curse, would you not agree?"

      • kcirtap6075, on 05/21/2008, -0/+10i don't even want to think of the flavors that would result from either of those..
      • jenel, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3It's as true as it gets. "Jerk my ***** off" is the accurate translation.
      • NihilFist, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3As a romanian I can tell you that, yes, that is the correct way to translate it.
    • uhhNo, on 05/20/2008, -0/+11"Piss into a transformer" Yeouch
      • RandomGorilla, on 05/21/2008, -0/+10I don't think Optimus Prime would find that too appealing either.
    • pakakapa, on 05/20/2008, -0/+8that doesn't sound much of an insult unless you're gay
    • ChileanGoD, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2"Your mom's pussy".. Conchetumadre .

      Might come handy if you go to southamerica.
      • cesclaveria, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1it would be concha de tu madre, and it only works on Spain and Argentina.
        • ChileanGoD, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1Give it a try in Chile... see if it works :).
      • patentpending, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1They use the same phrase in Israeli Hebrew, but it's Arabic:

        Coos immak.
    • SpookyET, on 05/21/2008, -0/+7Those look censored compared to what you hear in Romania on a daily basis.
    • OffPiste, on 05/21/2008, -12/+4Not as bad as "May a Muslim named Obama win your Presidential election." That' how you say ***** you to a whole country in American English.
      • Alexandru25, on 05/21/2008, -2/+1Haha I dig you up, Obama disciples have no humor.
    • Magnolit, on 05/21/2008, -3/+1ENGLAND
  • mynameisjonas, on 05/20/2008, -5/+69one of the best from cracked so far, i was laughing nonstop at the office this morning
    • Fission, on 05/20/2008, -0/+10Cracked has some great articles but it's a little messed up that they don't quote their sources. All of these insults are from http://insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm (NSFW) and should be credited so. Otherwise, a solid article.
    • encrypter, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1lol I'd never dare to read something like this at work
    • LtXenodite, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5Being from Spain, I can tell you that the insults about ***** are 100% true. We even say stuff like "Me cago en la mar" (I ***** in the sea), and various other water-related *****.
      • Hangly, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3Explain please.
        • LtXenodite, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2Please explain what you want me to explain, I do not understand.
        • comedianX, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3Explain why (if you can) why you have so many water-related *****?
        • chemam, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2In Spain, we say "me cago en whatever" -I take a ***** on... - the same way americans use the word ***** as a verb, ie ***** that *****. really? make love with the *****?
        • Hangly, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1I see, it's an insult against the sea. I thought ***** in the sea might be a metaphor for something.
    • DesertDude, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Keep in mind it's not entirely accurate. I'm an Arab and I've never heard of that insult "the Arabs" use. From the idiom, the Cracked guys probably took it from some Palestinians.
  • NinjaPirateDude, on 05/20/2008, -1/+43This will help the next time i feel like getting the crap kicked out of me by a bunch of Romanians......
    • Cumella, on 05/20/2008, -0/+4Watch out. Those Romanians play dirty.

      See?
      "You really have to applaud the balls it takes to assault God just to slam someone's mother. "
    • Soupasam, on 05/20/2008, -0/+5My Romanian friend's personal favourite is.....

      "Go and masturbate over your dead relatives"
      • katerpilar, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2i`m romanian and i`ve got to tell you.... we have worse... much worse :)
        • Alexandru25, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2My mother has scared me with all the insults. Romanian insults make English ones seem like compliments.
  • NeoCortex, on 05/20/2008, -6/+104"Belgium!"

    Beat that.
  • DBSABZB, on 05/20/2008, -2/+77The Iceland picture is going to give me nightmares for a long time.
    • mentallyinhell, on 05/20/2008, -2/+31Lemonparty. org has the complete picture.
      • mnsisgreen, on 05/20/2008, -1/+10Thank you for that, and have a nice "Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat"
    • psychotron, on 05/20/2008, -0/+39You think that is bad? I saw that picture and realized I have seen the complete picture before. UGH.
    • AntzNZ, on 05/20/2008, -0/+10Brings back very bad memories of me trying to "hack" a game when I was younger, I pressed the button to change my game stats and WHAM. ***** RuneScape.
    • jamessavik, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2One of the Icelanders runner up curses is frandseroir or "*****".
      And there I thought "*****" was some kinky Canadian thing like the Kids in the Hall.
    • ZombiekE, on 05/21/2008, -0/+2I think "afatottari" means "grandpa-blowjobber". "Að totta" means to perform oral sex on a penis and afi (afa after declining) means grandfather.
  • jakash, on 05/20/2008, -5/+118The first pic on the second page is NSFW! Seriously, no extreme nudity, but definitely NSFW
    • latova, on 05/20/2008, -3/+10And for the love of god nobody post a mirror to that.
    • garbs, on 05/20/2008, -1/+73What? You guys have never seen lemonparty?
    • twigboy, on 05/21/2008, -1/+3its safe for work, unless your workplace doesnt allow people to show affection for each other.
    • MasterThief117, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12You mean, not safe for lunch...
    • fLUx1337, on 05/21/2008, -1/+2....and its the kind of NSFW you *don't* want to see! ;)
  • cclark07, on 05/20/2008, -4/+42"May you be struck by a dick" is my new favorite phrase.
  • SeaweedWater, on 05/20/2008, -3/+85Iceland - "*****" (frandseroir)
    I thought this one was from Canada.
  • EclipseGSX, on 05/20/2008, -2/+135"Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva."

    That's just brilliant.
    • moonlessrat, on 05/21/2008, -0/+5Best I ever heard was from a South African guy in Afrikaans....translated it meant "you were born out of your mothers arse because her ***** was too busy".......wish I had written it down =(
  • crazydiode, on 05/20/2008, -11/+6just a couple more. mardachot == mother *****. behenchot == *****. these are from India
    • TheThirdLevel, on 05/20/2008, -3/+2Buried.
      Being Indian, I often use those, and passing them around only increases the chances of me using them on some bastard that actually knows what they mean.
  • Shawshanksr, on 05/20/2008, -10/+98guys, check out lemonparty.com... brilliant website, the icelanders love it
    • shaggyb, on 05/20/2008, -0/+36I understand meatspin.com is all the rage in Russia
    • redsoxmb545, on 05/20/2008, -0/+27I'm pretty sure it's .org but I don't want to double check...
      • Shawshanksr, on 05/21/2008, -0/+14my bad, you are correct it is .org.
        i didnt re check btw i just remember
        • VegaObscura3, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4No, it's .com. I know because it's in my favorites.
      • drhead, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3I didn't know that they added a song man I love that site.
    • mystdragon333, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3no man, mudfall.com is where the russians are at!
  • diggB, on 05/20/2008, -2/+20If one really truly imagined half of these insults happening, I'm sure you'd be scarred for life ... except for this one where you'd die laughing.

    Albanian:
    "May you get ***** by a blind bear" (Te qifte arusha qorre)
  • Owwmykneecap, on 05/20/2008, -10/+28***** you, you ***** *****.
  • Simonft, on 05/20/2008, -11/+176#0. "Your Mom"
    Who Said That? Americans
    Dear God Why? Linguists are not really sure. They mostly attribute it to a lack of intelligence.
    Other helpful American phrases: "Your Sister", "Your Brother", "Your Dad"
    • Zarokima, on 05/20/2008, -2/+45That's what your mother's brother's dad's sister said.
    • crowsmurder, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3you wouldn't believe how many fist fights I saw break out cause some dick wad said "Yeah, well your mama."
    • BoboTheHobo, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3My god, if only I could save this comment to favorites.
    • fxu1989, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3"NO U"
      Who Said That? The Internets
      Possible Comebacks: ????
    • TheUngod, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1"I ***** on your teets"
      Who Said That? Borat
      Dear God Why? Road rage causes some interesting insults.
  • possiblyneil, on 05/20/2008, -6/+3Pog mo thoin, bothar cailin sa speir!
    • wigginz, on 05/20/2008, -0/+1Kiss my ass in Irish! Only reason I know that is reading up on the origin of the Pogues' name... I use it when I can.
    • burketo, on 05/20/2008, -1/+3"bothar cailin sa speir"

      road girl in the sky? i don't get it....

      Ciúnas bóthar cailín bainne!
      • PixieVonDust, on 05/21/2008, -0/+0Sharon Ní Bheolain, an bhuil cead agam dul go dtí on leathrais?
  • ElBeh, on 05/20/2008, -1/+19I thought I should mention that there's a clip from Lemonparty on the second page.

    The mind-scars refuse to leave.
    • drhead, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1But now they added a song it's ok to look.
  • four444, on 05/20/2008, -2/+82"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, *****"

    I pictured the tourettes guy saying this.
    • jchrome, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4Interestingly enough, as it turns out this is not an insult in the furry community, apparently.
    • Bologner, on 05/21/2008, -1/+4***** SALT!
    • jawbreaker4fs, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1Did anyone else think of Vigo the Carpathian when they read this one?
  • blackjack75, on 05/20/2008, -2/+22I can only confirm how terribly vulgar and blasphemous spanish curse-words are. I remember as a kid my spanish parents jus had double standards. They didn't want us to say '*****' (in french) but were all fine shouting the darndest things in galician (a spanish regional language similar to portuguese) for no apparent reason.

    This included refined sentences like 'me cajo na cona' (I ***** on the *****) and my favorite, used in the same way someone would just say 'stop ***** me' was: 'non jode la marana'. Litteraly don't ***** the female pig.

    One car argue it is indeed pretty impolite, especially as a guest, to engage in sexual relations with the domestic animals of the host.
    • diegolm, on 05/20/2008, -0/+1Vanilla?? Helado??? What do you mean???

      Helado is Ice Cream in spanish
    • bloodomen13, on 05/20/2008, -1/+2Mi casa es su pantelos!
      • diegolm, on 05/20/2008, -0/+2"Mi casa es su pantelos!" WTF???
        That phrase doesn't mean anything!
    • Samuraizero, on 05/20/2008, -0/+2As Spanish, all I can say is nothing but:

      "Ojalá y te metan una puñalá trapera que no te saquen ni veinte burros tirando" (Hope you be knifed so hardly bad that not even twenty donkeys pulling from it can take it out).

      Oh, and... "No jodas la marrana" ; )
    • ZombiekE, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1I am Spanish and I've never heard "suck butter from my ass" but I've heard "I ***** in the milk" often.
  • ytsohptwhere, on 05/20/2008, -9/+20Cracked should learn to put it all on one page
  • dracostimpy, on 05/20/2008, -8/+139"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
    • drizzlelicious, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4"Is there someone else up there that we can talk to?"
      "No, now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
  • wigginz, on 05/20/2008, -8/+7Come on, nothing beats sticking your tongue out at someone. Instantly says "I care so little about what you just said that I'm doing something so childish and demeaning as sticking my tongue out at you." There's absolutely no possible retort! ... Other than a bullet I guess.
  • GeekyGerge, on 05/20/2008, -2/+26There is currently an ad on page 2 - "GayThugDating"
    They charged my card twice :(
  • khakane, on 05/20/2008, -9/+8just a rip-off of http://www.insultmonger.com

    such talent.
  • JMilton, on 05/20/2008, -4/+30"May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter"

    "May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life."

    Serbs should be #1.
    • drastik21, on 05/20/2008, -10/+6a better insult for the Serbs is:
      HAHA, you lost some of your country and can't do anything about it.
    • aseriesoftubes, on 05/21/2008, -1/+2The Serb insults are great - nasty, funny and dark. You'd hardly believe what a happy-go-lucky bunch they are...
  • DeFex, on 05/20/2008, -2/+23"updates are ready for your computer"
  • SoIcanDigg, on 05/20/2008, -2/+10Did they have to use that pic for the Icelander insult?! *pukes on keyboard*
    • 4d669, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1It's called lemonparty. Diggers will learn what this is in about 5 years.
  • beerbarron, on 05/20/2008, -3/+3Now I truly hold in my power the worlds most devastating insults, strong enough to make chuck norris quake in fear
  • CaptainMcNerd, on 05/20/2008, -3/+29Wow. Wish there had been an NSFW warning on there.

    What has been seen- CAN NOT be unseen.
    • outfaller, on 05/20/2008, -0/+12A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.
    • pmcizhere, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1A mind that was not prepared for something as soft as this site...should not be on the internet in the first place.
    • Vuredel, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12Heh... you only saw HALF of that picture. Consider yourself lucky.
  • BradMajors, on 05/20/2008, -8/+1This is an article written by an English speaker. Other cultures have ways of insulting without using scat or sex.
  • novenator, on 05/20/2008, -2/+2Phonetic translated insults in many different languages:
    http://www.insults.net/html/swear/index.html
  • bmson, on 05/20/2008, -2/+17I'm Icelandic and "Afatottari" is a really stupid insult.

    But we have an old one that is "kana mella", Yankee hooker.

    During the World War II, the Americans put up a Naval Air Station in Keflavik, Iceland.
    During the weekends, the American soldiers went to Keflavik or Reykjavik downtown, to get laid.

    Icelandic women did fall for the Soldiers and "slept" with them on a regular basis.
    Icelandic guys didn't like that... obviously

    Sometimes these women got pregnant and the soldiers went home the the US and left there "one night stand" and child in Iceland.
    When young kids are fighting verbally they might say, "Mamma þín er kanamella" (your mom is a Yankee hooker).
    • jamessavik, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1That's nothing. You should go to Subic Bay in the Philipines and hear some stories.
  • Ramble, on 05/20/2008, -1/+36"You eat pubic hair with salt dip"
    Brilliant, these are some of the best insults I've ever seen.
    • DharmaTurtle, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1There's another vietnamese expression that's not quite as insulting, but utterlly hilarious:
      "You're like a duck's butt."
      Meaning you never shut up, and all you ever say is *****. Ducks never stop pooping...
  • mizike, on 05/20/2008, -3/+14There's apparently a korean insult which translates to "your grandmother swam out to meet the Japanese ships"; which not only implies that your grandmother is a whore, but that she's a whore for the japanese (who are almost universally hated in korea for the obvious reason that they tend to invade korea whenever they get bored and need something to do)
  • jspania, on 05/20/2008, -4/+1Shut your ***** face frandseroir just doesnt have the same ring to it.

    I'll stick with the original thx.
  • dudeguy1234, on 05/20/2008, -3/+2"*****" (frandseroir) ***** your ***** face, frandseroir!
  • Gioleb, on 05/20/2008, -7/+1!كس امك يا أخو الشرموطة
    • Cenobite, on 05/20/2008, -0/+4So is your face.
    • bmson, on 05/20/2008, -0/+4Dude, you got it all backwards...
    • dracostimpy, on 05/20/2008, -0/+2Make that 8 million AND ONE on the martial law round-up list...
    • FTWmovin2canada, on 05/20/2008, -0/+0Ok, I give up, what does it mean? Google translator comes up with "Counterclockwise as any brother Acharmuth" assuming that is Arabic.
    • romistrub, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1That's what SHE said
    • Gioleb, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1it means:
      "Your mother's vagina made your sister a prostitute."
      شرموطة is pronounced charmoota for future reference.
      It's Lebanese, not exactly Arabic. It's a mixture of English, French and Arabic.
      Fun fact: The word "air" in english is pronounced exactly the same as the slang for dick in Lebanese.
  • debuffplx, on 05/20/2008, -7/+6Complete rip-off from insult monger - a site that's been around longer than digg or this ***** blog.
  • DrummerAndrew, on 05/20/2008, -5/+7"May your top ten list show up on cracked.com. On 7-10 pages, too, jerk." Oooooh, burn.
  • vacuum2440, on 05/20/2008, -2/+7haha wow the chinese chirps are pretty soft
  • talonstriker, on 05/20/2008, -2/+26"Describing someone as a "fatah" (foreskin) alone is considered a grave insult"
    Isn't there a "Fatah" Party that ruling Palestine right now?
    • RoflcopterFUEL, on 05/21/2008, -1/+9In arabic it's not really pronounced "Fatah." (talking about the political party).

      It's only a 3-letter acronym. F. T. H. > ف ت ح

      In reverse it's: Harreket Tahrir al-Filistinia. Movement of liberation of palestine.

      The nouns between the letters get prolonged in english speech.
    • behemothing, on 05/21/2008, -0/+4The list also made it look like "the Arabs" are some mononational group who only speak one version of Arabic - this is not the case. For example, Algerian Arabic might be incomprehensible to someone living in Jordan (however Egyptian Arabic is fairly widely understood due to their large movie industry). So it's possible that these insults are taken from a version of Arabic that wouldn't sound the same to Palestinians.




  • Braxo, on 05/20/2008, -0/+2I think a bigger insult in Mandarine Chinese is calling someboy a 'stupid egg head' (ni shi ben dan)
    • ralphlauren06, on 05/28/2008, -0/+0tat's gay ... kids use it... try a dialect you can use in taiwan, "Gan ni lau bu" -- ***** ur mother

      man... no offence btw. haha
  • junkstore, on 05/20/2008, -0/+31"A thousand dicks in your religion" (Elif air ab dinikh)

    Oh boy the next scientologist I meet is in for a treat.
    • noahgelman, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1I dugg you up and you went from +1 to +23
  • spunkmyer, on 05/20/2008, -3/+30President Bush " I have not heard of $4.00 gas "
  • bmson, on 05/20/2008, -0/+8"Piss into a transformer" (Kuse muuntajaan)

    This is my favorite...
    But something is telling me that it should be "piss into a trans-gender".

    Anyone from Suomi to correct me?
    • MinaSulo, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3No, the complete insult is: "If I were as ugly as you, I'd piss on a transformer."
    • fuzzybeard, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1More Than Meets The Eye just took on a whole 'nother meaning.
  • mersaydesbenz, on 05/20/2008, -3/+0there are not many words like this in french, i find that the french swear words are actually nice to say, and are fun to say. could be me but to say merde doesnt sound rude at all
    • yellowcakewalk, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1Quel connerie, ça, vieux bougre de couillon.
  • scaaven2, on 05/20/2008, -6/+39I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, "A thousand dicks in your religion" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ***** THING SUCKS!
    • captainchris, on 05/20/2008, -7/+4haha bill oreilley
    • 4d669, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3I will begin working on hacking his teleprompter immediately.
    • jamessavik, on 05/21/2008, -0/+3It means you are a scientologist.
    • Scoobin, on 05/22/2008, -0/+0No idea but you really can't beat that one!
  • diegolm, on 05/20/2008, -0/+4I am from Galicia, and well.. those insults are from little villages with little culture. In the cities we preffer the good old "Me cago en tu puta madre" "I ***** on your ***** mother"
    • cjshamrock, on 05/20/2008, -0/+3In Portuguese this sounds funny as hell tho - like you crapped yourself

      To be fair, we do shout "DICK" (carajo/caralho) and "CUM" (porra) when we're pissed off - instead of the good old "DAMNIT"
      • yellowcakewalk, on 05/21/2008, -1/+1Also in Portuguese you have
        "Cabeça de gala seca" ( head full of dry cum )
        "Cabeça de bagre" ( catfish-head )
        "Puta de caralho de pinguelo pendurado" ( this is bad )
        "Cara de cú com caimbra" ( face like an ***** with a cramp )
    • thexder, on 05/21/2008, -0/+0In Cuba/Miami they would say "Me cago en el resingao coño de tu madre maricon, hijo de la gran puta."

      More examples:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQGB2Au14I&feature ...
  • Efilnikufesin, on 05/20/2008, -1/+21"Suck devilcock in hell, you faggotdwarf" is probably my new favorite. That and "Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon"
    • bmson, on 05/20/2008, -0/+23"Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon"
      I though that was a pickup line...
    • D4CH, on 05/21/2008, -0/+1"Suck devilcock in hell, you faggotdwarf"
      I live and have always lived in Denmark. And have never heard that expression before. Oh well. Time to start using it!
  • whatthefu, on 05/20/2008, -1/+6"Suck devilcock in hell you faggotdwarf" This honorable mention should've been #1.
  • vodkataime, on 05/20/2008, -0/+3Scarred for life.
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