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- Fhwqhgads, on 05/20/2008, -6/+195"Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my *****" (Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat)
I gotta write that one down. - inactive, on 05/20/2008, -11/+177#0. "Your Mom"
Who Said That? Americans
Dear God Why? Linguists are not really sure. They mostly attribute it to a lack of intelligence.
Other helpful American phrases: "Your Sister", "Your Brother", "Your Dad" - EclipseGSX, on 05/20/2008, -2/+135"Shampoo my dick-hair with your saliva."
That's just brilliant. - dracostimpy, on 05/20/2008, -8/+140"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
- jakash, on 05/20/2008, -5/+118The first pic on the second page is NSFW! Seriously, no extreme nudity, but definitely NSFW
- NeoCortex, on 05/20/2008, -6/+104"Belgium!"
Beat that. - Shawshanksr, on 05/20/2008, -11/+98guys, check out lemonparty.com... brilliant website, the icelanders love it
- SeaweedWater, on 05/20/2008, -3/+85Iceland - "*****" (frandseroir)
I thought this one was from Canada. - four444, on 05/20/2008, -2/+82"Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow your dick, *****"
I pictured the tourettes guy saying this. - DBSABZB, on 05/20/2008, -2/+77The Iceland picture is going to give me nightmares for a long time.
- garbs, on 05/20/2008, -2/+73What? You guys have never seen lemonparty?
- mynameisjonas, on 05/20/2008, -5/+69one of the best from cracked so far, i was laughing nonstop at the office this morning
- andydumi, on 05/20/2008, -0/+54Being Romanian I can tell you it gets worse. But a lot of them don't make sense as an insult unless you know the culture.
- inactive, on 05/20/2008, -0/+54Telling someone to put their hand in your ass isn't a great way to start an insult.
- inactive, on 05/20/2008, -0/+44Shut your ***** face
- Zarokima, on 05/20/2008, -2/+45That's what your mother's brother's dad's sister said.
- NinjaPirateDude, on 05/20/2008, -1/+43This will help the next time i feel like getting the crap kicked out of me by a bunch of Romanians......
- psychotron, on 05/20/2008, -0/+39You think that is bad? I saw that picture and realized I have seen the complete picture before. UGH.
- cclark07, on 05/20/2008, -4/+42"May you be struck by a dick" is my new favorite phrase.
- shaggyb, on 05/20/2008, -0/+36I understand meatspin.com is all the rage in Russia
- Ramble, on 05/20/2008, -1/+36"You eat pubic hair with salt dip"
Brilliant, these are some of the best insults I've ever seen. - scaaven2, on 05/20/2008, -6/+39I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, "A thousand dicks in your religion" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ***** THING SUCKS!
- junkstore, on 05/20/2008, -0/+31"A thousand dicks in your religion" (Elif air ab dinikh)
Oh boy the next scientologist I meet is in for a treat. - mentallyinhell, on 05/20/2008, -2/+31Lemonparty. org has the complete picture.
- spunkmyer, on 05/20/2008, -3/+30President Bush " I have not heard of $4.00 gas "
- redsoxmb545, on 05/20/2008, -0/+27I'm pretty sure it's .org but I don't want to double check...
- JMilton, on 05/20/2008, -4/+30"May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter"
"May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life."
Serbs should be #1. - CaptainMcNerd, on 05/20/2008, -3/+29Wow. Wish there had been an NSFW warning on there.
What has been seen- CAN NOT be unseen. - GeekyGerge, on 05/20/2008, -2/+26There is currently an ad on page 2 - "GayThugDating"
They charged my card twice :( - talonstriker, on 05/20/2008, -2/+26"Describing someone as a "fatah" (foreskin) alone is considered a grave insult"
Isn't there a "Fatah" Party that ruling Palestine right now? - noncn4mst, on 04/15/2009, -0/+23I don't know how true this is, but this was in the comments: "Actually, there is a correction to be made. "Sa-mi bagi mana-n cur si sa-mi faci laba la cacat" accurately means "Stick your hand in my ass and JERK MY ***** OFF". Notice the essential difference. I believe it adds a lot to the flavor of the curse, would you not agree?"
- bmson, on 05/20/2008, -0/+23"Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon"
I though that was a pickup line... - DeFex, on 05/20/2008, -2/+23"updates are ready for your computer"
- blackjack75, on 05/20/2008, -2/+22I can only confirm how terribly vulgar and blasphemous spanish curse-words are. I remember as a kid my spanish parents jus had double standards. They didn't want us to say '*****' (in french) but were all fine shouting the darndest things in galician (a spanish regional language similar to portuguese) for no apparent reason.
This included refined sentences like 'me cajo na cona' (I ***** on the *****) and my favorite, used in the same way someone would just say 'stop ***** me' was: 'non jode la marana'. Litteraly don't ***** the female pig.
One car argue it is indeed pretty impolite, especially as a guest, to engage in sexual relations with the domestic animals of the host. - Efilnikufesin, on 05/20/2008, -1/+21"Suck devilcock in hell, you faggotdwarf" is probably my new favorite. That and "Brush your teeth, my dick will be inspecting soon"
- xkingADROCKx, on 05/20/2008, -1/+20WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
- NihilFist, on 05/20/2008, -0/+18Oh yeah... I'm so proud to be romanian...
- diggB, on 05/20/2008, -2/+20If one really truly imagined half of these insults happening, I'm sure you'd be scarred for life ... except for this one where you'd die laughing.
Albanian:
"May you get ***** by a blind bear" (Te qifte arusha qorre) - Owwmykneecap, on 05/20/2008, -10/+28***** you, you ***** *****.
- jer21, on 05/20/2008, -0/+17I thought it was boner-biting...not boner-buying.
- ElBeh, on 05/20/2008, -1/+19I thought I should mention that there's a clip from Lemonparty on the second page.
The mind-scars refuse to leave. - SeaweedWater, on 05/21/2008, -0/+16Dugg for people purchasing boners.
- bmson, on 05/20/2008, -2/+17I'm Icelandic and "Afatottari" is a really stupid insult.
But we have an old one that is "kana mella", Yankee hooker.
During the World War II, the Americans put up a Naval Air Station in Keflavik, Iceland.
During the weekends, the American soldiers went to Keflavik or Reykjavik downtown, to get laid.
Icelandic women did fall for the Soldiers and "slept" with them on a regular basis.
Icelandic guys didn't like that... obviously
Sometimes these women got pregnant and the soldiers went home the the US and left there "one night stand" and child in Iceland.
When young kids are fighting verbally they might say, "Mamma þín er kanamella" (your mom is a Yankee hooker). - adrames, on 05/20/2008, -1/+15You're as ugly as a salad.
- phyuk, on 05/20/2008, -0/+14Bwhahahah my Romanian friend is never going to hear the end of this!
Thanks Digg =P - Shawshanksr, on 05/21/2008, -0/+14my bad, you are correct it is .org.
i didnt re check btw i just remember - shutaro, on 05/20/2008, -1/+13Your mom gives good Belgium.
- Vuredel, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12Heh... you only saw HALF of that picture. Consider yourself lucky.
- MasterThief117, on 05/21/2008, -0/+12You mean, not safe for lunch...
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