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- Turkman182, on 11/03/2009, -0/+61It's lonely work. Especially given the lack of "real" vampires out there.
- eastwood24, on 11/03/2009, -0/+36If we ever hear of a serial killer knocking off goth kids, I'll know who my number one suspect will be.
- RachelJTM, on 11/03/2009, -0/+32man there are a lot of nutjobs out there.
- Ryuuken117, on 11/03/2009, -0/+28Rule #1: Cardio.
- Netmindstorm, on 11/03/2009, -1/+26Sounds like he has a lot at stake
- Hetman, on 11/03/2009, -0/+23Sorry not as cool as killing zombies.
- wubanga86, on 11/03/2009, -0/+20how can you execute rule 6(which really counts) and 7....it goes against rule number 1??
- BoneheadFarker, on 11/03/2009, -0/+14They're laid back and keep lighter fluid up their sleeves?
- lemercier, on 11/03/2009, -0/+13whoever wrote that email is already in line for New Moon. lol --> "Rule #2- An annoyed vampire is a dangerous vampire."
- bellicosebabe, on 11/03/2009, -0/+12Don't you mean delusional?
Oh no, I just became 'that guy' - jinxmix, on 11/03/2009, -0/+12Rule #6 contradicts Rule #1
go figure... - fragged23, on 11/03/2009, -0/+12This was a story I could really sink my teeth into.
- mwomorris, on 11/03/2009, -0/+10The vapmire hunter's blog: http://thowen01.webs.com/apps/blog/
And original article with original comment (wasn't an e-mail): http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/art/vampir ... - anonymousmedic, on 11/03/2009, -0/+10Someone should sign this man up for Hellsing.
- tmyprod, on 11/03/2009, -0/+10But still! Where did the lighter fluid come from?
- ThatGeek, on 11/03/2009, -0/+8so... I just run around staking emo kids? sounds fun
- tsaylor, on 11/03/2009, -0/+6What are you doing here? They won't appreciate your pun chains.
- mandarin, on 11/03/2009, -1/+7Must be hard work to track down goth teens
- GamerXR72, on 11/03/2009, -2/+7A shotgun not being able to kill something the size, weight, and density of a normal man is paranormal *****. Even is his skin was somehow impenetrable, the hydro-shock damage would still be fatal if you kept pumping shells into him when hes down.
Prove that anything paranormal exists. Anything at all. Better yet, prove it to the guys who run the Randi Challenge and get yourself a million dollars for your trouble. - jeremanrox, on 11/04/2009, -1/+6To all you Twilight Tween numbskulls:
VAMPIRES DO NOT EXIST!!! - Fleagleman, on 11/04/2009, -0/+4Rule #1: Find another job. Vampires don't exist.
Rules 2 - 7. See rule #1. - fuwath, on 11/04/2009, -0/+4It's all about the double tap.
- Ziriux, on 11/03/2009, -4/+8Any one calming to be a vampire hunter is illusional. .
- halyard, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4There is no Rule #6.
- bellicosebabe, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3Vampires are totally real! I saw a bunch last weekend.
- inactive, on 11/04/2009, -0/+3At least he got straight to the point..
(I know I suck at punes) - elliam, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Who is more fool? The fool or the fool who follows the...aw *****.
- stuffradio, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2I saw a murder last week, they were flying away!
- GamerXR72, on 11/03/2009, -1/+3Im going to have to agree that your post does in fact make you stupider.
- monkeysama, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Like you're going to mock a guy with a second grade vocab... C'MON!!
- TheMuffinMan16, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2umm since Rule #1 is - "You can not kill a vampire. It is already dead. You can only destroy it"... shouldn't Rule #6 be - "Destroy them all!" ...?
- dlan4327, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2The first rule about rule 6...
- pbgswd, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2rule 1 vampires dont exist
rule 2 see rule 1 - VinceIP, on 11/03/2009, -1/+3This guy needs to check out Twilight.
- quirkopatra, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2You bloody pun people won't die!
- FitteMas, on 11/04/2009, -0/+2Just watched the movie.. needless to say i had a blast .
- EverTheCynic, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1People like this don't deserve the attention of a blog post. It only encourages them.
- Mightbiteyou, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1or doing a really good job, I personally have been keeping you all safe from werewolves for years now
- GamerXR72, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1I don't care for semantic *****. You know what it means.
- inactive, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1He/She really sounds likes a real life vampire hunter.. sorry I have bury this article.
- dlan4327, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1I think he means Vamp.
- 1234brandon, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1Psh! Its easy to kill a vampire. All you need is a level 10 paladin with the turn undead spell equipped and a 20 sided die. Easy!
- RizzosBack, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1Jesus ***** christ.
- doctechnical, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1Three vampires walk into a bar. The first says to the bartender "I'll have a pint of blood". The second says "I'll have the same". And the the third says "Give me a pint of plasma". So the bartenders says "So that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite."
Fang you very much. - elliam, on 11/04/2009, -0/+1There is absolutely no way a level 10 paladin could destroy a vampire with the Turn Undead feat|spell|power.
- kinseyincanada, on 11/04/2009, -1/+1he said you cant kill a vampire you can only destroy it.
- SquidVet, on 11/04/2009, -0/+0Rule#8: Vampires are gay, so watch your ass.
- OrangeRevel, on 11/04/2009, -0/+0You may be thinking of the emo-goth. Though it mimics the appearance of the vampire, it is just a mildly retarded human.
- OrangeRevel, on 11/04/2009, -0/+0He probably works for The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency.
http://www.fvza.org/ -
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