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The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Work Safety Videos watch!

cracked.com — Long ago, some men in suits decided training was easier and cheaper by just forcing employees to watch workplace safety videos. Let's take a moment to appreciate some of the most baffling from the bunch.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 18, 2009

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  • klitzbtc, on 07/17/2009, -1/+60That warehouse is more like a house of horrors.

    Will I be here tomorrow? No, because after seeing that I'm ***** quitting.
  • hellengineer, on 07/17/2009, -1/+44knives vs cops is super awesome.
  • rif42, on 07/18/2009, -0/+34Staplerfahrer Klaus (forklift driver Klaus), workplace safety education with satire.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G772XXHnFa4
  • SystemJinx, on 07/17/2009, -0/+29The work safety video is NSFW! lol
  • CarStan, on 07/18/2009, -0/+21this is superior: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr3QwofYfHs
    Forklift Driver Klaus
  • kd420, on 07/17/2009, -0/+19They showed some safety commercials here in Canada, absolutetly gruesome. I was so shocked, since it was in the afternoon and everything, what if a small child saw this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE
  • realgabriel, on 07/17/2009, -0/+16I think the first video is a teaser for SAW 37.
  • lashtal, on 07/18/2009, -1/+16How came this vid hasn't been mentioned?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G95n427P9-w
  • Catchpen, on 07/18/2009, -1/+14Keyboard cat has much work to do here.
  • tj111, on 07/17/2009, -0/+9*knives vs cops is super awesome, eh?
  • MokaPot, on 07/18/2009, -0/+9See, be careful what you do while in your office, don't stand behind doors, don't let girls bring you coffee, watch where you step.. not because you can get hurt almost seriously, or have your face disfigured by the hot coffe... but because such a thing may DECREASE EFFICIENCY. that's all we care about.
  • Kythas, on 07/18/2009, -0/+8I like this alternate ending version
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eR5-HCHIZE
  • iticu, on 07/18/2009, -0/+8Something doesn't have to be porn to be nsfw..
  • lacrimosa2008, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6because it's intentionally hilarious...
  • ryanonfire, on 07/18/2009, -0/+6All 5 of them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI
  • inactive, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5holy crap..
  • Smegzor, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5I love that safety vid. It totally PWNS all other vids seen and unseen.
    Nothing will ever come close.
  • windandstorm, on 07/18/2009, -0/+5EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

    made me lol
  • rick9999, on 07/18/2009, -1/+5check this sexual harassment video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTIue_Wj2lQ
  • Crocuspokus, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
  • DiscoUnderpants, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4That stab to the face scene was pure genius.... and then the machete run was icing on the cake.
  • ryanonfire, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4That's hot!
  • ileftfark, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4...and that's what happened when I spilled paint in the garage.
  • insomniasystems, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3So they start with the best, and end with the lamest?

    I could have stopped after the third and save myself 10 min.....
  • passedoutghost, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3What I don't get is why they don't skip using the door altogether and walk around it. There's no wall to the right of the door, just ***** walk around it you idiots!
  • shortplaya, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3i love the last vid! The car exploding so ridiculous!!!!
  • diggdong, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3That deputy pulled out a baton when the guy pulled out a knife? Awesome. Only in Canadia.
  • zbeast, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3After watching those videos I will not work in a warehouse or anywhere near a warehouse.
  • walrusonion, on 07/19/2009, -0/+3GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
  • salculd, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2I could watch the part with the machete in the #4 video on a continuous loop for all eternity, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of it.
  • Emelius, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Good job timing out cracked.com.
  • yocouchdigga, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2I can't decide which video I like most. They're all awesome.
  • diwen, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Know what would've been more awesome? If the guy didn't just drop the knife, and the following ensued:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYkWzK0EnoA
  • somegirl03, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2guy with the razors...what hes telling u is: get the F*** away! lol
  • ChiaGod, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2Wait.... your husbands employer made their employees watch a snuff film?

    "And this is what happened to the last employee who asked for a raise... Any questions?"
  • 1807, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2DUDE PROPS TO YOU! ME and my roommate used to laugh our asses off to this video. I was thinking of it the whole time, but I didn't kno what it was called. YOU ROCK!
  • Dreamzville, on 07/19/2009, -0/+2My husband and his co-workers were forced to watch a "safety video" about electrical safety that included REAL footage of a guy being electrocuted, catching fire, then blowing up! I thought all of 'em should file worker's comp suits after that, for being subjected to trauma, not to mention management sadism! (R.R. Donnelley...biggest print company in the world...are you listening???)
  • LowHz, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Fahk yooo, eh?
  • slashdotordigg, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2whoa. You know what i most fear of happening at work? Accidental orgy of all the employees.
  • palehorse864, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1This list is missing "Last Clear Chance"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naix-f6KSIg

    "Why don't they look?"
  • yocouchdigga, on 07/18/2009, -1/+2all 5 prevent-it.ca videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwCyVku1HvI&fea ...
  • inactive, on 08/07/2009, -0/+1It was removed due to a terms of use violation >:(
    *sticks hand repeatedly into shear*
  • rif42, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1In Hollywood USA cars always explodes in accidents.
  • w21irving, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!"
  • megamod, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1they should take a vote and see which one of these they should make into a movie.

    it would make thousands!!! yes...only thousands but with a low budget like that, it's a huge profit.
  • mareksoon, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1They triiiiiiiiiiied to kill him with a fork lift.
  • H3llr41s3r, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Wasn't something like this on the front page before? (from a different site)
    cracked.com keeps ripping ***** off.
  • diggdong, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1They are only dangerous when applying lengthy butters.
  • passedoutghost, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Apparently the guys who made the third video are still in business after nearly 60 years.

    http://www.safetycare.com.au/
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