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- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+54"Luckily, according to the Bible, all this can only come _when no one is expecting it_. So we’re safe for now, thanks to this article."
Seems like this is one of the most important articles to reach digg. - NoahK, on 10/10/2007, -0/+28Haha. The 3rd one is the best, about the Hopi's.
- MiTYH, on 10/10/2007, -3/+27No Mayan Doomsday? Folks, it's coming in a few years...
- KevenM, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23Pfff.. they failed to include the day that the New Kids on the Block go back on tour.
- phattmatt, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18Ha! I'm not falling for that one.
The article is has probably been written to lull us into a false sense of security; once we all believe there is nothing to worry about because we're all expecting it is exactly when it'll happen... - loganhid, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17Best line: on judgement day
Four guys on a multicolored assortment of horses will charge across the world, spreading War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. In other words, things will look exactly like they do now, so you'll need to actually see the horses to know something is up - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14So heavy metal bands are the PR people for the prophecies ??
- sensoukami, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14Dude. There'll be one guy and one chick to remake humanity. It'll be hetero all the way for a good millenia I figure....lot's of shaggin' happenin'
Which always make me wonder about the whole "one man, one woman" thing in religions. Don't these people realize that it's going to involve a WHOLE lot of incest to get the species going? "twenty men and twenty women" I can see, but only 1? ich... - MindTrigger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11The end of the calendar is the start of a new 'age', not the end of days. Any connection to 'the apocolypse' was created in the imaginations of modern peoples.
- noahhoward, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10That one is just freaking creepy.
- jamangold, on 10/10/2007, -4/+13Catnarok is nigh.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Catnarok - alcide, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Good thing we have those Dragonballs.
- godmode, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9good article, but 5 pages for 5 prophecies? is that how you build pageviews?
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9The Hopi prophecy was amazing! I wonder if it was true, that would mean that psychic predictions were true and that we'd have to evaluate everything we think we know about how the world and brain works...
- NeoCortex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8What about the coming of Gozer? Nothing beats death by marshmallow.
- l33tsauce, on 10/10/2007, -3/+9where is 3rd impact from Neon Genesis?
- Ebacherville, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5So it gets worse, I thought the the world ended when bush got elected for the second term..
- tomz17, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5***** spain....
- Hetman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5My favorite apocoplyptic story is. When the devils sons decide to take over earth so they go through the wall of souls. Unfortunatly that stops souls from entering hell and it starts to kill satan. And then Satan must send his dorky somewhat disfigured kid who is half angel to go kill the brothers. Finally ozzy comes in a saves the day. The end.
- neodorian, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4A ridiculous number of hippies I know swear by this. I don't know why they are so eager for apocalypse. I guess they assume they will get to go to the 6th world and all the squares will be left behind.
- MindTrigger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The Hopi are endlessly fascinating ancients. I highly recommend studying them if you are in to such things.
- hfactor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4...plus the article says it was revealed in 1959...
- o0joshua0o, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4That's similar to the Mormon universe, but there it's called the "mark of Cain".
- SirZRX, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5where is the flying spaghetti monster?
- ApolloXLII, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
fail - GraceHead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4http://www.TrumpetCallOfGod.com ... the real thing
- neodorian, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Or it could be like every other prophecy where it seems to make sense when you look back and assign real world events to the vague statements.
- zwilliams, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Hmmm, no mention of (irc) Edgar Cayce's prediction of the Undead (zombies) walking the Earth once more. Sort of a Night of the Living Dead thing.
- ortucis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Press the print button.
- mmacmu1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3well written
- stillasleep00, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I always wanted to make a movie adaptation of Ragnarok. There's a part where either Tyr or Thor (maybe even someone else- can't remember) kills the giant wolf Fenrir by putting a foot on the bottom part of the jaw and grabbing the top and then tearing this gigantic wolf in half.
So awesome. - cmiller1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Presumably, if you followed the story closely enough, the 3rd impact is more of what Buddha described as nirvana than an apocalypse. After the AT field protecting the soul of every living creature is destroyed the souls should now be able to work as one massive hive mind (the human instrumentality project, or the human orchestration project as it would more accurately translate to)
- rocktopotomus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3my friend and I have raised our friendship levels to over 10.0, thus assuring us a place in Valhalla and consequently ragnorok. my only problem is what weapons to wield.
- TedTschopp, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I didn't want to insult my friends from Utah, but yes, their background / story is also rife with silly things such as these. Thankfully their Prophet has told us that "God" has had second thoughts regarding this curse....
- unitedstatians, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talmud_Jmmanuel
the entire book
http://www.tjresearch.info/contents.htm - stillasleep00, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Yeah, but the end of the Mayan calendar is pussy ***** compared to Ragnarok
:P - TedTschopp, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2You might also want to mention that in the Warhammer 40K universe black people are genetic defects...
- GMorgan, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4This is idiotic. Everyone knows that the end starts with the betrayal of Warmaster Horus. He will launch virus bombs against Istvaan III and set brother against brother across the galaxy. His actions will lead to the near death of the God Emperor and will cast the universe into a pure theocracy in his name.
Anti-Christs and giant wolves, what nonsense. - ronaldinho, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Honestly, with all the crazy things going on in the world today, I'm expecting the world to end anytime soon
- c0ldfusi0n, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4So these ***** top10 lists spanning over 5 pages from cracked are still being submitted.
*****, I'm annoyed. - T8erT0T, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2or not.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2the fall of rapture and the take over of splicers will end the world
- Dewhead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Just speaking for myself and my church-- we all know its a more a fable or moral story that has been told to illustrate a point.
- metateck, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Now, of course, the paradox is that we no longer expect it any time soon.
- Dewhead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Benton,
IMO, that was the best line of the article. - Rezistik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25 pages..really?..Really? easily could have been done in one
- Bartboy919, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Duh guys, it the start of the age of magic, you know, like shadowrun?
- ortucis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2These "Apocalyptic Prophecies" were probably written by Clive Barker ancestors. Only his kind can make the doomsday stories this funny.
- dadavexx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Idiots and Fools abound. Every mythology that one truly believes makes billions of each.
The end of humanity will be at our own request. How many billion people will it take ?
Probably just a few more than we now have.
Get a life everyone while you can !
Convert to being a skeptic.
Reason - reality - knowledge - they are the only chance you have. - LeeSoong, on 12/27/2007, -0/+2Ragnarok - a much more interesting end of the world story than most other stories!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k -
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