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- jonjondc, on 10/11/2007, -3/+165I can't believe Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada didn't make the list.
- dirtyhipster, on 10/11/2007, -1/+62I want to live in ***** Austria.
- Attrition, on 10/11/2007, -2/+58I hear Muff has a wonderful diving community.
- negativefx, on 10/11/2007, -4/+58@aegisgfx: with a name like aegisgfx, it will be awhile.
- orxor, on 10/11/2007, -2/+41Intercourse, PA. In fact near there there are towns named Bird in Hand and Blue Ball.
- NekoAmplifier, on 10/11/2007, -2/+39Missing:
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania
Paradise, Pennsylvania
Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
Mount Joy Township, Pennsylvania
The Amish are jokesters, they are. - macaddct1984, on 10/11/2007, -2/+35What about Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales?
- havokzero, on 10/11/2007, -3/+34I can't believe they didn't mention my little town Humptulips, Washington. David Letterman featured it a few years back.
- GTPilot, on 10/11/2007, -0/+29and just north of spread eagle are a couple big mountains.
- GTPilot, on 10/11/2007, -1/+29lake titicaca
- TheCod, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27I went to Hell on 6/6/6.
- FuzzyCat, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25
that list doesn't even come close
http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/town-names.htm - intense321, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23My favorite store of all time is a liquor store at the ski resort in Beaver Creek, Colorado. The name of the liquor store? Beaver Liquors. Gotta love it.
- negativefx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21Oh, don't forget Gay, Michigan, which is near Houghton. They have a bar called The Gay Bar, which is painted pink, and contains some of the burliest hetero fag-hating bikers I've ever seen.
- underrun, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19In Santiago, Chile there is an area named Maipu which is pronounced "my poo". The jokes are endless, give it a try...
I got stuck in Maipu yesterday.
I can't believe that you still live in Maipu!
I prefer to get my corn in Maipu. It's cheaper.
And so on... - bbroxter, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19You left one more off
You can not have Intercourse, PA without Climax PA - DarKnight90, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18Thats the very first thing the poped into my head when I read the title. (I'm a Newfoundlander)
- ColinCampbell, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17I've been to Dildo a couple times, as well as Joe Bats Arm, which is another Newfoundland town. Weird sense of humour there.
- TeatimeGrommit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14"No thanks, I don't need religion; I already live in Hell, and it isn't so bad..."
- eightyd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13My dad and I were driving to the detroit auto show this year and had to drive through Spread Eagle, Wisconsin (we live in minnesota). When we saw the town's name I started laughing uncontrollably, and dad had only the following to say-
"I'd sure hate to get pulled over here."
Ironically, my dad is from Embarrass, Minnesota, also one of the more unfortunately named towns. - lunarworks, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13Bangkok.
- trc0, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13no Balzac, Alberta?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balzac,_Alberta - karlhite, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11here in Idaho there's a park called..
Beaver Dick
http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/bdpark.htm - negativefx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Spread Eagle Wisconsin has a strip club called the Golden Nugget. I had the pleasure of going there one time and saw not only a very pregnant stripper, but also another in a leg cast. A highschool class mate 'worked' there and later ended up on a Jerry Springer lesbian lover episode.
Also, Spread Eagle is known to be a very nice area to live. Tom Cruise has a house there, as well as a few other celebs. - pinto32, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8You forgot:
Pleasureville, PA
Rough and Ready, PA - oneboy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Believe it or not, Pennsylvania has a pair of Blue Balls!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania
Two towns in different counties with the same name -- yikes! - Pozer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8at least the people that work at the airport get a laugh out of it if one of these citizens of these towns show them their passports
- techsmack, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Need a list of the messed up domain names that people didn't think of before registering them.
Like Pen Island... www.penisland.net
more: http://domainrookie.com/hilarious-domain-name-mispronouncings - airquotes, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Calm down, just move there
- graemee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Thanks for the warning. Last thing I want to see Spread Eagle'd is Tom.
- NeoSporin, on 10/11/2007, -3/+9I can think of quite a few Canadian towns that top this list.
Don't worry, the natives won't come after you for naming them.
Well, a hatchet in the shin doesn't seem THAT painful. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7You need Virginville, PA to get to Intercourse, PA, and of course, Climax, PA.
- giveer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Forget Dildo, NF -- How on EARTH did they skip "ComeByChance, Newfoundland."?
I think the fact that there is Dildo, ComeByChance and Conception Bay all in the same province should at least warrant a 1/2 point... c'mon.. :) - ldkronos, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5There is a town called Gay, Michigan. Here's the town bar:
http://www.pbase.com/ldkronos/image/45941367
In Kentucky there is a state park called "Big Bone Lick". It's on Beaver Road, and if you follow Beaver Road it comes to a town called Beaverlick. You can't make this ***** up:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=big+bone+lick&sll=37.230328,-85.473633&sspn=8.918547,17.753906&ie=UTF8&om=1&ll=38.873661,-84.701328&spn=0.068158,0.138702&z=13 - litkaj, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Yeah, we've got some really bad ones here in PA...
- hypnotizd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Bloody Dick Peak, Montana
I'm not sure if I want to know why this mountain got named this way... - FuzzyCat, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6 ...missed edit...
huge list
http://s88932719.onlinehome.us/townname.htm - acidkore, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6And one hour south of Spread Eagle, Wisconsin lies Beaver Pound, Wisconsin
- Branyers, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Knob Lick, Missouri
- cthcth, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6There is a Balls Creek in Nova Scotia heh
- betobeto, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/*****%2C_Austria
- gasxtreme, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5What about good ol' Cumming, GA:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Cumming,+GA&ie=UTF8&z=13&iwloc=addr&om=1 - timxpx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5that makes me think of animaniacs when i was younger. i'd be eating my bowl of golden grahams/cap'n'crunch/fruity pebbles after school while watching cartoons, and the animaniacs had an episode where they sang:
lake titicaca!
oh lake titicaca!
in between boliva and peru.
lake titicaca!
yes lake titicaca
(something something) waters tranquil and blue! - xdavis24, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Living in the metro Atlanta area....it was always nice to see in the advertisements for BJ's (a costco type store) in Cumming, Ga
- LordPengwin, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Dildo is surprisingly close to Conception Bay.
- Mossa, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Always rather odd coming via Wankdorf in Switzerland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankdorf_Stadium - CadMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4As a Michigan resident, I'd just like to point out that, in fact, Hell does freeze over... every Winter.
- bbene, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I've been to Spread Eagle, WI. It wasn't all what I thought it would open up to be.
- youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Cut and Shoot, TX
Paris, TX
Gun Barrel City, TX
Rome, TX
Paradise, TX
LOL at Texas - greydream, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3
I think ***** is just south of Taintsville.
There's a Sugar Notch, PA which always used to make me laugh as a dirty minded kid. -
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