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- HarryBauzonia, on 10/11/2007, -1/+354One thing I learned in the Navy was never (on a nuclear sub) to break a glow stick, squirt the juice on your shirt, and yell "radiation leak" in front of visiting midshipmen.
Got me restricted to the boat for a week. - BunnieLebowski, on 10/11/2007, -6/+219The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.
made me spit out me lucky charms - realgoat21, on 10/11/2007, -1/+166my favorite:
"60. "The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of my chain of command."
I for one... - KidVicious, on 10/11/2007, -1/+145Gotta love this:
"33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody." - CapeKid, on 10/11/2007, -3/+123Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no *****. What do we have here, a ***** comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and ***** my sister!
- swrostmore, on 10/11/2007, -6/+121See? Its all fun and games, kids! Enlist today!
- ViRaZ, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10952. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.
142. “Calvin-Ball” is not authorized PT.
Why not? - sweetrelease, on 10/11/2007, -2/+10532. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
- kevlarbaboon, on 10/11/2007, -6/+97Laughed more than a few times. Dugg!
- tehpwnrate, on 10/11/2007, -9/+96"210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing “Eat Pork or Die” in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country."
Awesome. - EXreaction, on 10/11/2007, -0/+79Site is down (or at least really slow ATM). Mirror works.
http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/The_213_Things_I_m_No_Longer_Allowed_To_Do_In_The_U_S_Army/ - shlos, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7691. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.
best one - growlzor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+71This one made me actually laugh out loud... at work.
102. Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are “casualties of war”. - maeon3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6877. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”
- shadowspawn, on 10/11/2007, -7/+74"I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test."
I used red.
That was funny. - CapeKid, on 10/11/2007, -4/+70"There is no 'Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia."
Tell that to the fine men and women who died in my unit. HOW CAN WE BEAT THEM IF THEY CAN RUN IN STRONG WINDS?!?!! - CaptMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+65I remember this being passed around when I was in the Air Force a few years back. The funny thing is, I was given similar orders of things I couldn't do, mostly after doing them... not allowed to secede my cubicle from the Union, not allowed to watch Mallrats on the conference room screen while on an overnight shift during the first week of the Iraq War, not allowed to change my screensaver to stupid quotes by top US military leaders, litter patrol trucks are not off-road vehicles, not allowed to move buttons around on other people's keyboards while they're away, my proper military title is not "Savior of the Damned"... Oh, how I miss the craziness of the military.
- othersomethings, on 10/11/2007, -1/+61Let me guess...his superiors refer to him as "A Smartass" don't they?
- Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5457. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
- darthmoonman, on 10/11/2007, -2/+51Must not teach interpreters how to make “MRE” bombs.
- Akaji, on 10/11/2007, -6/+47NSFW. No, seriously, you'll get people staring at you for laughing...
- TiKoZ, on 10/11/2007, -0/+37"A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield." Pricless!
- ominpotent123, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32"calvin-ball" reference made my day!
- sweetrelease, on 10/11/2007, -0/+30did you read the one below the blue one?
"Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same." - nblsavage, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31I assume this has been modified since Calvin Ball (from Calvin & Hobbs) and Cobra (from GiJoe) are both mentioned and didn't exist in 1977.
- kcpwnsgman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+31"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it’s actually DOD policy)."
- JonnyTrombone, on 10/11/2007, -1/+29Or 1995, according to the copyright. (damn edit period!)
- endgame, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
LOL, that one was funny! - nodonoug, on 10/11/2007, -1/+27in a good way. If you can't have that much fun in a grim and demoralizing situation, then you lose sight of all the reasons to keep fighting for your life. (Regardless of positions on the war, these guys need some good motivation to keep it up and make it home.)
- AxeSwinger, on 10/14/2007, -0/+24lol we would put the glow stick liquid on the deck of the head for the midshipmen.
- SatNav, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23you obviously missed the previous two comments
- gharding, on 10/11/2007, -0/+23It's a recording device, technically. Still funny, though.
- Giolon, on 10/11/2007, -8/+28That site is at least 3 years old. I know because I read it while I was still in college.
- MasterThief117, on 10/14/2007, -0/+19Just add water to the heating thing, and seal it.
Its very dangerous, so make sure you use a little kid to shield you. - Cyber_Akuma, on 10/14/2007, -3/+22They are making a new season of M*A*S*H?
- darkskinfan87, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18154. Shouldn’t treat “piss-bottles” with extra-strength icy hot.
NOOOOOO!!! - insomniac8400, on 10/11/2007, -6/+23This guy is nuts.
- JPDota, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1797. Gozer does not dwell in my refrigerator.
Dugg for the Ghostbuster reference :-) - dcherryholmes, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16Releasing cockroaches from your earplug container into the reactor space does *not* give you giant cockroach overlords when they fire that baby back up, or so I learned. The look on machinery 2 upper level's face would have beein priceless!
- sabach, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15Sorry, there's two.
- protogenxl, on 10/11/2007, -5/+19old but always funny
- BLyn, on 10/11/2007, -4/+17Dugg for mentioning the Microsoft ® “Dancing Paperclip” (#129).
- Lane, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14"The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command." so they say!!!
- bobcrotch, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14wow this is the absolute best article I've read all month, I can't stop laughing hahah
- ninsei, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12"62. It is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, no longer applies to Specialist Schwarz."
Too funny - Komgol, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12Nor the ones at the end that specifically refer to a dinner in September of 2001.
- gidiv, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1287. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Lifelong Philosophy. - PleaseJustDie, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12This list brings back memories, it was always a must read for all new privates to the unit.
- Estaris, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12You are king :)
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11"152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries."
He forgot glass hammer, left-handed screwdriver, muffler bearings, headlight fluid and "a stack of 0311s." -
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