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- jakash, on 06/09/2008, -38/+564"***** IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
- JFallon126, on 06/09/2008, -20/+383Voltaire's is easily the best.
- jakash, on 06/09/2008, -35/+362"Buried as lame" are going to be MrBabyMan's last words...
- inactive, on 06/09/2008, -14/+332"Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'"
Badass. - dracostimpy, on 06/09/2008, -2/+291"My favorite color is blue. No! YELLOW!"
- SmooveO, on 06/09/2008, -15/+303My most famous last words: "I do."
- sfrench, on 06/09/2008, -1/+250"hey guys, watch this" - many darwin award candidates
- Hobbes24, on 06/09/2008, -6/+236"There is ample debate as to whether these were his true final words. Luckily we here at Cracked have many internet-renowned historians who have scoured both articles on Wikipedia in working to confirm it."
lmao. - jakash, on 06/09/2008, -29/+223"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." - Karl Marx
- redfred18t, on 06/09/2008, -3/+151"Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, 'This one shall have balls carved out of ***** granite.' Kit Carson was one such man."
I wish I could have balls of granite :'( - MSstar, on 06/09/2008, -9/+152what about : "LEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JENKIIIIIIIIIINS"?
- angusm, on 06/09/2008, -1/+141My personal favorite comes from the cockpit voice recorder of an airliner . Reportedly, the co-pilot's last recorded words in the final seconds before impact were: "This one is going to suck big-time."
I haven't been able to find out which flight it was, but I'm sure the full story is out there somewhere on the Interwebs. - jakash, on 06/09/2008, -26/+159A few of my other favourites are:
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." - Karl Marx
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something..." - Pancho Villa
"I am not the least afraid to die." - Charles Darwin
"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." - Sir Donald Wolfit - inactive, on 06/09/2008, -0/+114my only regret ... is that I have... bone-itis!
- PhoenixAvatar2, on 06/09/2008, -5/+117Did you really feel the need to post five comments in a row?
- theaceoffire, on 06/09/2008, -2/+103Not that these are bad, but could you please post all of them into one post in the future?
- jakash, on 06/09/2008, -21/+118"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something..." - Pancho Villa
- danielrh9, on 06/09/2008, -4/+93I hope this isn't seen as disrespectful or anything, but...
Around a year and a half ago, one of my old high school buddies was killed in a motorcycle accident. He was the sort of guy who was a friend to anyone he ever met, but unfortunately was also the sort who would try any sort of stupid stunt without an ounce of fear. He had ridden his bike to a BBQ at a friends house, and was about to leave that night. He attempted to do a wheelie but lost control and was thrown head first into a large oak tree, basically turning his entire spinal cord into a slinky.
And before this happened, his last words were actually "Hey 'yall, watch this". He was already known as a likable guy and a risk taker, but his early demise at the age of 20 left him (for better or worse) as an immortal badass. - Kevmo68, on 06/09/2008, -2/+90too bad those weren't LAST words!
- ohstoopid1, on 06/09/2008, -2/+83Well done sir, I say it would fit better on a tombstone though.
- duggtodeath, on 06/09/2008, -14/+95"I take you bullets -- I still standing!"
- Tony Montana - Jsmuli2, on 06/09/2008, -2/+77"If I don't survive this, tell my wife I said 'Hello'."
- BuRa, on 06/09/2008, -7/+81Et tu Brute? - Caesar
- inactive, on 06/09/2008, -16/+84"I only regret that I have but one life to give my country."
-Nathan Hale
what happened to that one? - 471776, on 06/09/2008, -0/+66I heard a story about a death row inmate getting executed -
Inmate: Has the Governor granted a stay in my execution?
Warden: I'm afraid not.
Inmate: Well, then tell that sonofabitch he's lost my vote.
Then they executed him. - thcobbs, on 06/09/2008, -1/+65He was too nationalistic for today's diggers.
- inactive, on 06/09/2008, -64/+128"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.
"My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
"Father, into your hands I commit my spirit."
"It is done." - malex, on 06/09/2008, -3/+64More of a eulogy, really.
- arrrapirate, on 06/09/2008, -1/+61"hey, hold my beer while i try something"
- Peck3277, on 06/09/2008, -11/+69FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! - Mel Gibson ;)
- benzzene, on 06/09/2008, -0/+56"Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!" - Breaker Morant to his firing squad. He refused to wear a blindfold.
- CrashProof, on 06/09/2008, -1/+54The full quote:
"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
- Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883
Backstory:
To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity. - Jimmerz, on 06/09/2008, -1/+54Too much nobility, not enough nyuck-nyuck.
- Ragzouken, on 06/09/2008, -0/+52"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!"
- theaceoffire, on 06/09/2008, -1/+53You must be stoned right now, you would only take them for granite.
- Zipko, on 06/09/2008, -4/+50"I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language. Is it possible "I do" is the longest?
/Carlin - tenspeedogbb, on 06/09/2008, -4/+49I think this article was more geared toward people who actually existed.
- PabloMac, on 06/09/2008, -0/+42That's not badass, that's dumbass.
- daRoach, on 06/09/2008, -2/+43Not badass, but Pancho Villa easily had the best last words, unable to think of anything, utters "It can't end like this. Tell them I said something."
- atticus8, on 06/09/2008, -0/+41"This wallpaper is dreadful. Either it goes, or I go" - Oscar Wilde
Dying with humor is awesome. - wanzedk, on 06/09/2008, -0/+39George Appel, a gangster, about to be executed by electrocution:
"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked apple."
http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Famous_last_wo ...
That should definitely have made it to the list. - mentallyinhell, on 06/09/2008, -3/+42No time to be making enemies? Easily the best of them.
- fuze44, on 06/09/2008, -0/+39Sorry about your friend. I have a feeling that he joins a multitude whose last words were "Watch this!"
- shutaro, on 06/09/2008, -1/+37I don't know that I can second that sediment. I can't say for sure if he'd take them for granite, but it would definitely be a rocky road... You'd be in an entirely different strata from any other human being on earth.
- justanotherday, on 06/09/2008, -0/+35One I remember (possibly apocryphal) was an English murderer by the name of Pierce who was hanged in the 1830's. Allegedly, upon mounting the scaffold and being placed on the trap door he looked at the sheriff and said "Are you sure this thing is safe?"
- Harabeck, on 06/09/2008, -0/+34Ya except drama was the last thing on his mind, he was a little more concerned with his best friend about to stab him.
- Harabeck, on 06/09/2008, -25/+58The New Testament is largely a historical account. Any historian, regardless of religious affiliation will tell you Jesus existed, preached and traveled as described in the Bible and was executed by crucifiction. Several different accounts put these words in Jesus's mouth, and as such are probably true quotes.
- TheMidnight, on 06/09/2008, -0/+32Now he rides around in black leather with a flaming skull and a gigantic chain staring into the eyes of the evil.
- total1337ness, on 06/09/2008, -4/+35"Leeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins"
- richiewrt, on 06/09/2008, -1/+31Just imagine the sex though...
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