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- jclassracer, on 10/21/2007, -6/+201and this is the best thing to say after...
"now we both have aids"
ha --- too soon? - inactive, on 10/24/2007, -5/+195"Say hello to my little friend".
- natedouglas, on 10/18/2007, -3/+126"I can see why women wear bras now."
"You know, airbrushing ain't all bad."
"Is that normal?"
"Just out of curiosity, which way do you wipe when you take a dump?"
"Whoa, neat! I bet I could carry you like a six-pack!"
"It's looking at me!"
"... you *are* female, right?"
"Do you have anything to drink?" - inactive, on 10/21/2007, -2/+117"I thought you said you were a natural blond".
- themarq, on 10/17/2007, -1/+108"Sorry. I'll get you a towel."
- goeatsmsht, on 10/21/2007, -4/+110"Your sister was better"
- natedouglas, on 10/10/2007, -6/+111"I think your daughter was a little tighter, but you're not doing too bad for your age."
- scrimaxinc, on 10/10/2007, -4/+105Is anyone else bothered by the lack of a margin on the left side of the page?
- jclassracer, on 10/14/2007, -1/+92ha! "you kiss good for a virgin"
wo. is this a list for high schoolers? - totorototoro, on 10/17/2007, -6/+94"the camera adds ten pounds? How many cameras are on you?"
- totorototoro, on 10/17/2007, -2/+9011. "Do you take credit cards?"
- Sithlrd, on 10/21/2007, -1/+76"Come on, babe. The guys on digg are never gonna believe this without pics!"
- scooterbaga, on 10/17/2007, -2/+70Jesus dude. I'm appalled and humored at the same time...
- natedouglas, on 10/10/2007, -3/+64"Smells a bit yeasty, doesn't it?"
"LOL."
"I saw this Swedish cartoon once with these talking roast beef sandwiches... uh, dunno why I thought about that, sorry." - aigulf, on 10/17/2007, -3/+56I prefer Knocked Up's "You're prettier than I am."
- Crispin, on 10/10/2007, -9/+59Not really. If "You're all soft and *****" makes her knees melt and "Thank you" makes her feel like a whore then this list is useless. Every woman has different triggers and I can guarantee you half the things in the article will make your gf/wife happy and the other half she'll be indifferent to or freak out over. Which half you ask? Depends on what happened to her today. Good luck!
In short, women are inherently insane. There's no such thing as a rational approach to all women. - matthewdestroys, on 10/10/2007, -3/+52you're all soft and *****.... rofl
- catalysis, on 10/10/2007, -3/+48Women love giving out phoney dating advice.
- rudezombie, on 10/10/2007, -2/+43I don't think I'll be listening to the advice of a woman who thinks the phrase "you're all soft & *****" makes for good pillow talk.
- lpmiller, on 10/10/2007, -1/+40"to think I used to pay for this sort of thing, and here it is for free!"
- asdfuiop, on 10/10/2007, -2/+41"Wait a second... wait, wait, wait. Take off your glasses. Oh... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let’s just get that hair right back up."
"Let me turn the lights off."
"Yes, yes, please."
"How’s that? Is that better?"
"It just seems like there’s still light coming in from under the door." - KingBabi, on 10/21/2007, -2/+41Does it work on the women on my monitor?
- sgoogle, on 10/21/2007, -1/+39No, for diggers :p
- MrRockabilly, on 10/17/2007, -4/+37Yeah that means a lot coming from a user who's tag is TomBoys . . .
[/butch] - freezerburn666, on 10/10/2007, -0/+32yes, extremely.
- joeyjojo402, on 10/10/2007, -1/+30It has been longer than 22.3 years since AIDS became an epidemic so of course that is funny.
- Boshow, on 10/10/2007, -4/+31That was almost close to being a little funny.
- dyreschlock, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27you'd vomit if someone called you amazing?
- jetskr8, on 10/10/2007, -2/+27Wait... Didn't I see you on Girls Gone Wild?
- diiii, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23And what not to say to a naked guy: "Awwwwww! It's so cute!!"
- sonochamp, on 10/10/2007, -2/+24"Eh... I've seen better."
- Tomboys, on 10/10/2007, -20/+42Oh My God! Who is the woman? Are you guys digging it because it's idiotic? If a guy said even one of those things to me I'd vomit. Sounds like she must suck in bed if she's got guys saying all the wrong things and she needs to write a script for them. Trust me! Don't take her advice. Ech!
- mywhitenoise, on 10/17/2007, -4/+25"This heart-shaped freckle on your right inner thigh is so beautiful"
...oh please, beside it being extremely lame to say, Tom Cruise already said it in Vanilla Sky. "You complete me." won't work anymore either. - zengonzo, on 10/17/2007, -1/+21Some people seem to directly correlate offensive with funny.
You can be offensive all you want, but you'd better have good material. Nobody is obliged to dig up a lame joke. - fredrated, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19Whew! It's been that long since I had sex, so I guess I don't have aids.
- sgoogle, on 10/10/2007, -2/+21Is speelchek ready?
- colindunn, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Do you have any scotch? I am not nearly drunk enough.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+20Speaking as a woman, you are both an idiot and clearly a liar. Or, if you're not a liar, you're a bit gross.
- hobbers, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17Sexual predator.
- EricSchC1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17Laughing is okay, its laughing and pointing you should be worried about.
- mywhitenoise, on 10/10/2007, -1/+18Believe it or not, pretty much everyone uses the internet. It's no longer a social club for Trekkies and nerds like yourself.
- howyoudoin, on 10/10/2007, -6/+23your brother is better
- mywhitenoise, on 10/10/2007, -5/+21you must be a virgin.
- natedouglas, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19Why aren't you returning my texts? :-(
- Laterali, on 10/14/2007, -3/+19Middle schoolers.
- ahawks, on 10/10/2007, -2/+17At least not the ones leaving comments like yours. Thanks for contributing!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15i feel sorry for anyone that thinks they know it all.
- feshmania, on 10/10/2007, -3/+17wait, that's not a normal question?
- cybermort, on 10/17/2007, -2/+16i like to be more subtle. "Tag You're It"
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I guess that's not #71 replying to you there buddy.
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