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- dtrocchio, on 06/04/2008, -24/+1377I still can't figure out how google could even confuse "grill" with "dishwasher" in the first place?
- psker, on 06/03/2008, -6/+696 "Honey, we might have to grill those burgers tomorrow. Fixing this grill looks like it might take all night."
- fathermarlow, on 06/03/2008, -8/+624Similar situation happened to me when I googled "Black Angus"!
- SpectreFire, on 06/04/2008, -10/+595*inserts penis into your girlfriend*
- cslawren, on 06/03/2008, -21/+585*Insert inappropriate comment and have my girlfriend who is a digger find out and hit me later*
- brjohnson789, on 06/04/2008, -7/+345You'll end up with a steamed sausage.
*rimshot* - caruso, on 06/04/2008, -3/+327googles just tryin to help you out bro.
- benburned, on 06/04/2008, -12/+314*insert comment about you not having a girlfriend because you are a digger.*
- Neticule, on 06/04/2008, -12/+290Oooh I see what you did there!
- inactive, on 06/04/2008, -8/+246*insert inappropriate comment about your girlfriend getting hit later*
- teriyakisause, on 06/04/2008, -10/+230*insert inappropriate comment about your girlfriend being a digger and get hit by you later*
- stik, on 06/04/2008, -6/+209lol, my cellphone does something like this... (stupid predictive text)
I once texted my girlfriend who got a new puppy, "Hey babe, how's the puppy?"
She called me back freakin out that her mom can read all her texts... When I asked her what happened, she told me it read, "Hey babe, hows the pussy?"
lol I started re-reading what I send before it's sent now...
Good *****... =P - jggube, on 06/03/2008, -5/+183And the answer is?
- MeatyMcBeef, on 06/04/2008, -10/+171*insert appropriate comment over the surprise of a digger having a girlfriend, and not getting hit on by anyone later*
- awesometastic1, on 06/04/2008, -3/+163if the grill gets wet you pretty much just want to take your special spray tool and spray it all up in there. This keeps your grill happy, and a happy grill is always a good thing.
- JM13, on 06/04/2008, -4/+157Bravo, sir. You win.
- mayhemchaos, on 06/04/2008, -6/+136*insert inappropriate comment about inserting something inappropriate into your digger girlfriend and then have my wife find out and hit ME later*
- unicronband, on 06/04/2008, -7/+128Copypasta
1. Put her in the dryer.
2. Give her a “Slippery When Wet” t-shirt to wear.
3. Get her out of the water.
4. Have her lay down until you can make her feel better.
5. Remove any damp clothing and air dry.
6. Rub wet spot vigorously until she feels better.
7. Lap up any excess moisture with your tongue.
8. Tell her it’s time to slip in something comfortable.
9. Show her your special suction tool.
10. Inform her that it’s about time to ride bareback. - noahhoward, on 06/04/2008, -3/+105Google, by nerds, for nerds
- ghostoftomjoad, on 06/04/2008, -8/+107*insert inappropriate comment about how all these people ^^^ should be hit*
- czeman, on 06/04/2008, -4/+102Google is the world's new sex-ed teacher.
- wannapiece, on 06/04/2008, -12/+102Title made it funny
- sat0shi, on 06/04/2008, -5/+93I guess more people search for "girl gets wet" than they do "grill gets wet". Oh, Google, you are a smart one.
- MrFisty, on 06/04/2008, -0/+76The answer to both questions is to throw a sausage in there.
- inactive, on 06/04/2008, -4/+76Oh Google, you know our real desires
- inactive, on 06/04/2008, -9/+79aiyo !
- inactive, on 06/04/2008, -0/+70Anyone else tried to click the link in the picture?
I'm so sad. - stik, on 06/04/2008, -1/+70OK THEN:
Have a phone with some sort of predictive text. Use the word pussy ONCE in the life of the phone... That's all it takes, I called a friend that because of some funny reason. Like months way before this happened. Then when you go to type puppy, it comes out pussy... Try it before you knock it... - MtheoryX, on 06/03/2008, -9/+78Start thinking of names?
- mlosh, on 06/04/2008, -2/+67sorry to say he does have a girlfriend and i will hit him later....
- ej1oo1, on 06/04/2008, -1/+66best out of all in the chain
- Natitude, on 06/04/2008, -3/+64man, Google knows everything!
- ElbertF, on 06/04/2008, -6/+66*insert rather appropriate comment by enclosing it by asterisks*
- Zippo, on 06/04/2008, -10/+69Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
- Hollic, on 06/05/2008, -5/+63Comment of the ***** year.
- quirkyal0ne, on 06/04/2008, -7/+65That took about 4 seconds... and then BAM. Dugg like a mofo.
- coachmcguirk, on 06/04/2008, -6/+61Girls wash dishes, hence "dishwasher".
- mythicflux, on 06/04/2008, -5/+5642
- kaelyiesta, on 06/04/2008, -2/+49I was looking for that one, thanks for not letting me down.
- bstockwell, on 06/04/2008, -0/+44what the hell?
- BlueSkyfish, on 06/04/2008, -3/+47¿¿¿
- innovati, on 06/04/2008, -6/+48I love you. +1 digg
- sexybobo, on 06/04/2008, -0/+41http://www.google.com/search?q=what+to+do+if+insid ...
- Absalon, on 06/04/2008, -8/+48AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dugg.
- makkaveli19, on 06/04/2008, -0/+39^ OOOH SNAP!
- theotheragentm, on 06/04/2008, -0/+38I had the same problem. Went with what Google Maps gave me for directions. Man, that place was a dump.
- stilesja, on 06/04/2008, -18/+52No it didn't.
- Jones82, on 06/04/2008, -1/+35So how was the pussy?
- carleethian, on 06/04/2008, -0/+33IT'S HER!!!!!!!!
- mlosh, on 06/04/2008, -6/+39Obviously the rest of you dont have girlfriends... and i will be hitting him later
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