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- mrgreenjeans, on 10/10/2007, -0/+533"...an officer chased one of the wannabes across a school rooftop, but the youth leaped into a nearby tree."
I have to admit, that's awesome. - suxmonkey, on 10/10/2007, -3/+234"Police got their first clue to the activity seven months ago, Lewis said, when an anonymous caller referred to the ancient Japanese martial arts masters trained for covert operations and assassinations.
"He wanted to know if it was OK for his kid to dress up in a ninja costume and run around in the middle of the night and climb on top of roofs," said Lewis."
Let's be honest though: we all wish we were doing what they were doing when we were kidz ;) - androo, on 10/10/2007, -5/+187go ninja go ninja go
- Brianguy2000, on 10/10/2007, -0/+137Any decent ninja knows to have smoke bombs to escape the authorities!
- mojoel, on 10/10/2007, -3/+123The fool jumped off a roof into a tree and injured himself running from a cop. DUH! He shoulda done a flying sidekick to the cop's head and decapitated him!
- babybitch, on 10/10/2007, -2/+101I blame it on that movie 3 Ninjas.
- grandpajesus, on 10/10/2007, -3/+98THIS GETS ME SO PUMPED!
- geoken, on 10/10/2007, -1/+95He got away didn't he? He may have been hurt from the fall, but he apparently was still able to get up and continue running eventually evading the cop.
- joel.smith, on 10/10/2007, -0/+91How freaking cool is this? I feel a slight envy for this teens... I wish I had the balls to jump from a roof onto a tree... AND GET AWAY WITH IT. That is so freaking ninja.
- Snuff99, on 10/10/2007, -1/+74They were only caught so they could pratice their escaping skills.
- yohnstoppable, on 10/10/2007, -1/+72I wish I was doing what they were right now
- SleepingOrange, on 10/10/2007, -4/+67For the record, I want to be a ninja.
- clockpolitiks, on 10/10/2007, -2/+63I once walked around my local movie theater in my karate lesson clothes with a nunchuck. A fat cop chased me in his golfcart. Does that count?
- geoken, on 10/10/2007, -1/+62Wow, this is so cool that their crimes are almost forgivable. It would suck to have my house broken into, but it would be some consellation if the guy doing it escaped by throwing down a smoke bomb/flash bang then jumped out the window and ran across my neighborhood on the roofs of other houses.
- tical2756, on 10/10/2007, -2/+611. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people - jftitan, on 10/10/2007, -4/+62The pirate route is way better.... you sit on your ass all day drinking rum, and bask in your glory as you download all your pirated wares.
- Godlike, on 10/10/2007, -2/+55Ninja facts:
- FearlessFreep, on 10/10/2007, -1/+44Any decent ninja would know not to have his parents call the police asking if what they were doing was ok.....
- GaiaAP, on 10/10/2007, -4/+45And some of us did. And got busted for it :)
I can't say that I ever broke or stole anything in the process, nor did I invest in special equipment. I did jump off a roof being pursued by the Authorities though. - graemee, on 10/10/2007, -1/+40ha, they only think they caught the ninjas. The real ninjas have replaced themselves with these guys and ninjatized them into believing that they were the ninjas. Yeah, that's how real ninjas work.
- abatch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+39The Foot Clan strikes again!
- joel.smith, on 10/10/2007, -1/+34Oh, and.. I would love to have Nocturnal Ninja Crimes on my permanent record.
- cawpin, on 10/10/2007, -6/+39Is anybody else wondering if one of the "teens" was actually Alex or Kevin? They're always talking about how they "used to" dress up as ninjas.
- jersey, on 10/10/2007, -3/+35Heroes.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29they had taken their skills to the next level
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Secret_Ninja_Skills - jjremy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+30Now that's REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
- retsig, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29I'm cute and soon to be female.
-_^ - geoken, on 10/10/2007, -2/+26????
Kids?
I wish I was doing that right now. - FearlessFreep, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24If they stopped at pranks and petty vandelism maybe. Once you start stealing stuff, your just a cat burgler with delusions of grandeur
- sofaKing812, on 10/10/2007, -1/+24The last thing the cop would have seen. What a way to die....
http://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=169990 - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+24"What are you an amateur? What are you an amateur?"
No...we were poor. - raada, on 10/10/2007, -3/+25Except for the stealing... but being a ninja jumping around is cooool.
- browwiw, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22No, Jay has the brains not to try it himself.
- MikeFromAmerica, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20If they had made smoke bombs, they'd now be facing terrorism charges.
- jftitan, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19wrong, I didn't read anything about a pirate getting into trouble. Just three idiotic kids acting like ninja's getting caught.
No pirates were harmed during the making of this article.... P.S. Most pirates stay at home, within their free reign over the inter-tubes. - jasonh1234, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Haha I did that kind of stuff when I was a kid. (Before I was a teen) (and here I was thinking kids today were more mature than when I was a kid) I remember being in the hardware store asking for a small fish hook type anchor that I wanted to use as a grappling hook.
As someone who did this kind of stuff as a kid I'd have to say
Police dogs > Ninjas > Pirates. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15You are so going to Hell for posting that...again.
- alienpunk778, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14their myspace page.
http://www.myspace.com/rr_ninja - j0keR, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15Ninja dogs > Police dogs
- chance2002iu, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15in other news: 3 Foot Clan recruits fail their initiation.
- SilentJay74, on 10/10/2007, -13/+27I love how he hit branches on the way down and then let out a yelp of pain. That kid is a dumbass! I was laughing when I read that.
- plaing, on 10/10/2007, -2/+16i head-butted my dog in the face so hard and we both screamed!
- meez, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I'm tempted to start shopping for ninja outfits!
- ChileanGoD, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13They are follwing the steps of THE URBAN NINJA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVlGm-s7Lz8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9nVENReGBY - Cyclops0T8, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Bam Bam? Tum Tum!
- Steinhauser, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Agreed. Ninjas run away and jump into trees, pirates drunkenly hack their way through ranks of armed police officers.
- FearlessFreep, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12I've had to wear my dobok into stores after class quite often. Although I would avoid carrying weapons in public
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