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- inactive, on 04/30/2008, -9/+523WTF?! LOL. If you believe in God and Jesus then how in the infinity of all things do you think you could accomplish that?!
- o0joshua0o, on 04/30/2008, -5/+436Jesus has a respawn time of 3 days.
- Elohir, on 04/30/2008, -11/+383I do like to see a kid with a goal in life.
- lucidguru, on 04/30/2008, -32/+381You can't kill Jesus... He just comes back as a zombie.
- roodammy44, on 04/30/2008, -16/+229Exactly, everyone knows Jesus held off the Roman army with an AK47 - this kid would be toast
- jontalisman, on 04/30/2008, -11/+209Somebody's been smoking too much Salvia...
- inactive, on 04/30/2008, -6/+162at least he has an original reason for wanting to blow up the school.. :/
- gts1983, on 04/30/2008, -7/+140he wasn't trying to kill jesus in heaven he was trying to kill Jesus (hay-sus) down the road that got his sister pregnant
- inactive, on 04/30/2008, -9/+118Peter Griffin: As you know, we of the Christian faith believe that Jesus is not really dead, but that he must let the world think that he is dead. Until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
*holds up a picture of Incredible Hulk* - wassim2k, on 04/30/2008, -13/+119Suicide probably doesn't get you into heaven.
- LeRenard, on 04/30/2008, -11/+115Wait, he wants to kill Jesus, but doesn't that mean he believes in Jesus, and is therefore saved? And if he's saved, he'll go to heaven, and be able to kill Jesus.. Mentally ill, or SUPER GENIUS??
- peterapokotos, on 04/30/2008, -12/+110Dude he already came back as a zombie.... That is what the Easter Bunny is about. The easter bunny sacrifices her eggs to protect us all from zombie Jesus the gardener.
- pentupentropy, on 04/30/2008, -7/+97well, maybe he also believed anything was possible... or he's just an insane idiot.
- enakra, on 04/30/2008, -39/+125Hoooooraaaaay religion!
- furbyboy, on 04/30/2008, -61/+147That guy is insane........he thinks heaven and jesus ACTUALLY exist!!
- CUNextuesday, on 04/30/2008, -3/+88Except he's kind of a reverse zombie: he rises from the dead, but the living feast on *his* flesh and drink *his* blood.
- Math, on 04/30/2008, -1/+85There's a flaw in this cunning plot, somewhere.
- rockrodger, on 04/30/2008, -2/+86Where do i get the drugs this guy is on?
- Vengefultacos, on 04/30/2008, -0/+78Heck, not only did he have a goal in life, he had a goal in death, too!
- peterapokotos, on 04/30/2008, -11/+81Anything is possible when you believe in magic!
- meruru, on 04/30/2008, -0/+64Uh oh, someone better tell that to suicide bombers
- StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -1/+62Damn lag
- spikespeigel42, on 04/30/2008, -4/+62That is the most metal thing I have ever heard, and yet it still reminds me of that penny arcade strip.
- AndreiOttawa, on 04/30/2008, -1/+57This could be a great South Park episode.
- yunus, on 04/30/2008, -1/+53↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
It would give you 30 tries. - Cyberdactyl, on 04/30/2008, -0/+43-NEWS FLASH-
Teen plots to become just another seriously disturbed dumbass. - threemagic, on 04/30/2008, -3/+44Apparently he skipped class where they talked about the definition of omnipotent.
- roboticrickshaw, on 04/30/2008, -1/+41Perhaps zombies are reverse Jesus's
- badenglishihave, on 04/30/2008, -11/+49A god is something/somebody you worship. There, was that so hard?
BTW you can't describe anything without listing its attributes. - lamiaconfitor, on 04/30/2008, -0/+38I want you to write a book on this subject. Im not lying, I will totally buy it.
- peterapokotos, on 04/30/2008, -8/+45Damn communist Jesus!
- inactive, on 04/30/2008, -1/+37Didn't work the first time, what makes him think it would've worked this time?
- porkdanish, on 04/30/2008, -0/+33Really? I'll have to rethink my retirement plans then.
- cgruber, on 04/30/2008, -16/+49The Jews beat them by about 2000 years. digg me down
- ScottyQuest, on 04/30/2008, -1/+33He may be in posession of the Subtle Knife.
- vdgmr1213, on 04/30/2008, -6/+38It would only top it off if he was Jewish. Dear god, I think I would fall over laughing until i cried. Maybe thats the South Park fan in me though...
- KnightMareInc, on 04/30/2008, -4/+36too bad jesus has cloak of invisibility
- YamiJim, on 04/30/2008, -2/+34http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10/
Classic. - abuelos84, on 04/30/2008, -4/+35When you smoke salvia, the least important person you're gonna visit is jesus...
- seventoes, on 04/30/2008, -0/+31On purpose.
- glock22ownr, on 04/30/2008, -8/+38"Federal authorities say a South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus."
Well you can't knock him for goal setting... he's got hiiiiigggghhhh hopes ! Only problem I see with his plan is that if he kills a bunch of people he's not going to heaven... well that and the mass murder ... - tidu, on 04/30/2008, -1/+30Peter Griffin: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
- humperdeath, on 04/30/2008, -1/+29What a maroon! Even if he was able to kill Jesus, He'd only rise up again and be more powerful than before. Jesus the White!
- inactive, on 04/30/2008, -0/+28He's an inspiration to us all - I mean, how many of us have absolutely no ambitions for the afterlife? You gotta grab afterlife by the horns.
- elliotys, on 04/30/2008, -3/+31Oh *****. He found the loophole.
- Skeptica, on 04/30/2008, -26/+54He wanted to kill Jesus? I think he's more than 2000 years too late; and how was he so sure he could go to heaven, if there was such a thing as heaven. People know hell is hot from volcano, but heaven is cold as ice.
- MojoJonJon, on 04/30/2008, -4/+30so THIS is where the WMDs were. this kid had them all along. silly us.... sorry iraq!
- fate3, on 04/30/2008, -6/+30OVER NINE THOUSAND?!
- lamiaconfitor, on 04/30/2008, -0/+24as long as God keeps paying for the DSL.
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