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- havok75, on 12/14/2007, -1/+127was she like 80 or something?
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -4/+113I think I saw this movie. Teacher stays late grading papers. Cleans chalkboard. Hears a door slam. Footsteps, checks the hall, sees no one. Goes to get her bag. Over the loudspeaker "Welcome to the Jungle, you're gonna die!" Music kicks in. Camera spins around room. She runs down hallway. Lockerdoor opens. Machete swings. Head rolls down the hall. Thud of body hitting floor. The End.
- whatthefu, on 12/14/2007, -3/+87"The teenagers were cuffed on the ground for about 15 minutes..."These things happen," Van Ness said. "Luckily it was humorous. You kind of have a gut feeling. As soon as we got there, we spoke to the three kids. They understood."" YES OFFICER I AM SURE THE TEENAGERS ALSO FOUND BEING HANDCUFFED AND ON THE GROUND TO BE side-splitting.
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -3/+81She should be arrested for not recognizing "Welcome to the Jungle". Geez.
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -12/+76Fire her if she is that jumpy she has no business teaching, I would have to question her mental state she sounds like someone who is one step away from going bat ***** crazy.
- joshlewis, on 12/14/2007, -3/+66Welcome to the jungle, baby!
- rdaly92, on 12/14/2007, -3/+64^ fix'd
eacher stays late grading papers. Cleans chalkboard. Hears a door slam. Footsteps, checks the hall, sees no one. Goes to get her bag.Music kicks in. Camera spins around room. She runs down hallway. Lockerdoor opens. Cheap porn ensues. - Error601, on 12/14/2007, -5/+66I think Karaoke in general should be considered a mortal threat.
- MasterThief117, on 12/14/2007, -4/+48Surprised they were not tased.
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -0/+34Either you had spell check intervene with "side-splitting" or you're paying on a per-letter basis for caps lock :p
- EvilDr.X, on 12/14/2007, -1/+35What the hell kind of world are we living in when you can't scream "You're gonna die!!!" over the school's PA system without getting the cops called on you?
- digthedug, on 12/14/2007, -3/+36Teenager: Jamie's got a gun!
Police: ...TASER HIM, TASER HIM NOW! - BlackJackJester, on 12/14/2007, -0/+30I'm surprised the RIAA isn't suing them for unauthorized reproduction of copywrited material in the school. Maybe that will be a headline tomorrow.
- KickinitLegit, on 12/14/2007, -2/+30You know where you aaaarrrreeeee?????
- AAK15, on 12/14/2007, -1/+25Im gonna watch you bleed!
- sinrtb, on 12/14/2007, -3/+26Its a good day! no taser deaths for a whole 24 hours...
- ZachTorpy, on 12/14/2007, -2/+23Cue a coked-out Axl Rose to remind her that GnR belongs to him, and she is infact, going to die.
- spyd3rweb, on 12/14/2007, -2/+22YOU"RE GONNAA DIEEEEEEE!
- Lyavain, on 12/14/2007, -1/+18The song "Welcome to the Jungle" is one of the songs on Guitar Hero III. That's probably where they heard it from.
- fasda, on 12/14/2007, -2/+17we've got fun and games
- drgmdp, on 12/14/2007, -2/+16wtf, i've already read 2 negative comments about guns n roses
dude, that band used to kick ass massively - Pake, on 12/14/2007, -0/+13But wouldn't that make Japan a really large terrorist camp?
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -1/+14You're in the jungle baby, your gonna die!!!
- slash128gnr, on 12/14/2007, -0/+13Fark?
- tkcom, on 12/14/2007, -3/+16It'd be more hilarious if it was "November Rain."
- heyiquit, on 12/14/2007, -16/+28Guns N' Roses?... Jesus Christ, I bet those kids still say, "Don't have a cow, man!"
- drgmdp, on 12/14/2007, -1/+13nobody said irony
- milkmage, on 12/14/2007, -0/+11please RTFA
- krabat, on 12/14/2007, -1/+11Janie: I had the gun the whole time!
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -2/+12We've got everything you want
- ninjakitty07, on 12/14/2007, -1/+11Heck, I'm just glad to see that there's still a town left where people have the common sense to see a mistake and a joke when one happens. This could just as easily have ended up as another example of a ridiculous "zero tolerance" policy.
- AAK15, on 12/14/2007, -2/+11haha officer i love abuse!
- krabat, on 12/14/2007, -3/+11GNFR.
- voodoo68, on 12/14/2007, -2/+10She might not have known who Guns N Roses are but I'm sure she knew that there will never be a Chinese Democracy.
- xkorbin, on 12/14/2007, -2/+10Dugg for using the term "bat ***** crazy"
- inactive, on 12/14/2007, -0/+7Good thing there were no Bob Marley fans in that school.
- blup3ace, on 12/14/2007, -0/+7*taze* *taze*
- fr0mundacheese, on 12/14/2007, -1/+8Jamie: Don't tase me Bro!
- SilverBack101, on 12/14/2007, -0/+6And from this day forth that teacher shall be known as a square.
- Cid420, on 12/14/2007, -0/+5Lets hope that was the case. If it was from San Andres they would be searching his house for guns...
- macinpcusr, on 12/14/2007, -2/+7Do you confuse the spacebar with the return key every 20 characters or so? Move back to the 90s and quit being such a square man.
- fasda, on 12/14/2007, -0/+5well in retrospect it could seem funny.
- drgmdp, on 12/14/2007, -2/+7sh-naka naka naka naka naka naka naka kneeeesss...
- briguymaine, on 12/14/2007, -6/+11sometimes kids need a good cuffing by the cops.
- tyywebb, on 12/14/2007, -0/+4^^ double lose
- cheekdog, on 12/14/2007, -1/+5i teach elementary school and work a lot after hours also (pretty much can't do the job otherwise). schools are creepy at night, especially if the janitor turns off some of the lights. your room is your own little world and the pa can scare the crap out of you.
- sabach, on 12/14/2007, -0/+4He means that November Rain is clearly the most mind-numbingly frightening song in the GNR songbook.
- haterofps3, on 12/14/2007, -3/+7Wrong
Just because she has never heard a Guns & Roses album is no reason to fire someone, her reaction to the situation was rather wise. She heard someone say into the intercom "Welcome to the Jungle, Your gonna die", She locked her door and called the police.
She said afterwards that it would have been way scarier if it hadn't been a prank. Meaning that she understood the humor in what had happened and was able to see past being scared to death.
Not everyone is still in "Terrorist Shock" most of us have moved on maybe you should to! - Mikejoneswho5, on 12/14/2007, -0/+4They didn't arrest the teenager...
- WallnutBoy, on 12/14/2007, -0/+4I actually believe YOU'RE a moron.
..I love it when people make a fool of themselves like you just have.. -
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