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Surgeons Cut 16 Washers From Man's Penis

news.com.au — A man in Hornsby,north of Sydney Australia was admitted to hospital at 4.30 this morning to have 16 washers removed from his penis. Origially he called the fire brigade, but they were not able to remove the washers with their equipment!

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  • LewP, on 06/01/2008, -0/+6"It was not clear how the situation AROSE.

    The man may well have thought long and HARD about placing himself in the difficult situation."

    I'm sorry...this story just cracked me up! I guess he thought his **** was a bolt....LMAO
  • dtele, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1First call in a medical emergency... the Hornsby Fire Brigade.
  • Neticule, on 06/01/2008, -0/+4The moral of this story, if your going to put washers in your penis, stop at 15. There really isnt any reason for the 16th, unless your just trying to show off.
  • ukjadoon, on 06/01/2008, -0/+3He was probably trying to be cool among his death metal piercing community! =P
  • louiebaur, on 06/01/2008, -0/+1Wow that is pretty funny
  • brycelb, on 06/02/2008, -0/+2Don't they teach the firefighters in Sydney how to use the jaws of life? What other equipment do you need?
  • mikem94590, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1Even if the fire brigade didn't have the jaws of live, they had axes, right?
  • sjbdallas, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1With a quick internet search this guy would have found any number of ways to create a masturbation tool and my bet is that none of them involves 16 metal washers.
  • MrBobyMan, on 06/02/2008, -0/+0Pshh. Only sixteen? Try 24 and a printer cartridge...

    Yeah, I though so.
  • protogenxl, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1Bruce go get the Jaws off the Ute.
  • dtele, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1The amazing thing is that a bizarre article like this gets front page on FARK yet gets buried on digg.
  • snorkle256, on 06/02/2008, -0/+1And now for a picture of the page that had a related ad.
    http://digg.com/comedy/Washers_Anyone
  • pingudownunder, on 06/30/2008, -0/+1what was he trying to do ... root a laser or a commadore?
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